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Limerick Thread - Surf314 - 04-23-2008
Make em up or post your favorites. Extra points for TF2 or game related ones.
When the failboat leaves
carrying those it deceives
who laugh and grin
thinking it full of win
will soon be mending the kraken's sleaves.
Killing is such a breeze
with so many bullets to release
and a medic to heal
all the hurt I feel
and then get down on his knees.
Couple I thought of on the way to work today. Kinda fail, may edit them later. (I really need something to switch out the last line of the first one with, couldn't think of anything bad that rhymes with decieves
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Re: Limerick Thread - shipero - 04-23-2008
There once was a young man from Japan
Who's limericks never would scan
When the people asked why
He'd reply with a sigh
Maybe it's because I try and fit as many words on the last line that I possibly can.
Re: Limerick Thread - ZargonX - 04-23-2008
A spy is sappin' mah sentry,
he harbors such hatred against me;
When I see through his diguise,
I'll look in his eyes,
and use his skull as a point for crit-wrench re-entry.
Re: Limerick Thread - Surf314 - 04-23-2008
(04-23-2008, 08:37 AM)ZargonX link Wrote: A spy is sappin' mah sentry,
he harbors such hatred against me;
When I see through his diguise,
I'll look in his eyes,
and use his skull as a point for crit-wrench re-entry.
So much win!
Re: Limerick Thread - shipero - 04-23-2008
Ode to a pyro:
Mumph mumph muh muh muh mumph
Muh muh muh muh muh muh mumph
Mumph mumph muh muh muh
Mumph mumph mumph muh muh
Mumph mumph mumph muh muh mumph.
Re: Limerick Thread - jorge - 04-23-2008
There once was a man named Trebick
who never actually had a real...
Re: Limerick Thread - Geoff - 04-23-2008
There once was a little nose o' red,
He got too big for his bed;
He made a jacket of yarn,
The sun rose over the barn,
and he went to Yen's Chinese on a sled.
Skillz.
Re: Limerick Thread - copulatingduck - 04-24-2008
Surf used to play games on his lappy,
but now surf isn't so happy,
it turns out it's shit,
his monitor done quit,
I told you Apple was crappy!
Did I winned the prize yet? Also, sorry surf, but it was funny at the time.
Re: Limerick Thread - Surf314 - 04-24-2008
(04-24-2008, 03:13 AM)copulatingduck link Wrote: Surf used to play games on his lappy,
but now surf isn't so happy,
it turns out it's shit,
his monitor done quit,
I told you Apple was crappy!
Did I winned the prize yet? Also, sorry surf, but it was funny at the time.
I love you duck, I'm not insulted. Actually it made me laugh.
Re: Limerick Thread - Geoff - 04-24-2008
Please fellas, everyone knows mine is 10x better.
Re: Limerick Thread - Neonie - 04-24-2008
(04-23-2008, 09:49 AM)shipero link Wrote: Ode to a pyro:
Mumph mumph muh muh muh mumph
Muh muh muh muh muh muh mumph
Mumph mumph muh muh muh
Mumph mumph mumph muh muh
Mumph mumph mumph muh muh mumph.
ROFLCOPTER!
Re: Limerick Thread - Fail Medic - 04-25-2008
I originally typed these in a [CP] chat.
The was a young Scout from New York.
Everyone though him a dork.
But he was quick as a fox,
and his bat issued knocks,
and he capped points just like a cork.
There once was an engie from Texas,
whose ex-girlfriend dabbled in hexes.
Every sentry he made,
would attract all grenades,
and the spies that backstabbed him were ex'es.
There once was a spy from D.C.,
who mused, "How can this be?
The Blus are all noobs,
the Reds are all boobs,
and I'm allergic to masks; they're itchy.
Re: Limerick Thread - Surf314 - 04-25-2008
Somehow, even after for initial failure, this thread became pure win.
Continue.
Re: Limerick Thread - Versus - 04-25-2008
There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.
There once was a [person] from [place]
Whose [body part] was [special case].
When [event] would occur,
It would cause [him or her]
To violate [law of time/space].
There once was a man named Bertold
Who drank beer when the weather grew cold
As he reached for his cup...
"NEEEEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!"
Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!
See that lighthouse beam in the sky
That guides yonder ships going by?
My friend shines that beam;
She's living her dream.
I'm in grad school. I still don't know why.
Re: Limerick Thread - ZargonX - 04-25-2008
Quote:Oh, snap! You just got limerickrolled!
bwahaha!
Re: Limerick Thread - rumsfald - 04-25-2008
not a limerick, but...
Once upon a Friday night, while I poured myself a pint,
and scanned over many pages on the grayskull serveur,
While I nodded, nearly sleeping, suddenly there came a beeping
As if some steam-friend was peeping, peeping to see if I was away or if I snore.
"Tis someone on my friend's list," I muttered, "Messaging me about some bore -
Only this and nothing more."
Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December,
And each server regular was gone, none would even go spectator.
Eagerly, I wished I new game - vainly the consoles I did blame
For the temptation of console gaming had taking hold of my lost Kor -
For the rare and sexy voice whom the angels named Old Man Kor
Useless here for evermore.
The raven is a long poem, this could go on for a while but I is sleepy.
Re: Limerick Thread - Versus - 04-25-2008
win
Re: Limerick Thread - Fail Medic - 04-25-2008
Rats... I wanna post my "Raven" starring the Engineer, but I want Rumsfald to finish his!
Re: Limerick Thread - Versus - 04-27-2008
A young psychic midget named Marge
Went to jail with the most heinous charge
But despite lock and key
The next day she broke free
And the headlines said "Small Medium at Large"
Re: Limerick Thread - rumsfald - 04-28-2008
(04-25-2008, 10:54 PM)Fail Medic link Wrote: Rats... I wanna post my "Raven" starring the Engineer, but I want Rumsfald to finish his!
Go for it. I wrote that on a drunken post-Kor-fever FNF. No guarantees I'll ever finish it.
I've got the fever, and the only cure is more Kor-bell.