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Fucking Hell - fyre - 02-20-2009
http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes
Re: Fucking Hell - Versus - 02-20-2009
raped
Re: Fucking Hell - Dave - 02-20-2009
ah man, not the way to go.
Re: Fucking Hell - shoopfox - 02-20-2009
Reading that while at work is a bad idea
Now I'm paranoid my chair is going to disembowl me.
Re: Fucking Hell - rumsfald - 02-20-2009
Bad hoax. The metal plate to which the hydraulic fastens, clearly viewable and intact from the underside, would have have blocked any 'sposion. Even if the plat had some drill holes in it, it would have prevented a spolsion consistent with the exit wound on the seat above.
That is if there were any such explosion. I seriously doubt that these hydraulics have enough potential energy to puncture the wood, much less go any farther. If they did have that potential energy, then they would be strong enough to lift 100lb people (albeit slowly), which they don't.
Re: Fucking Hell - Dave - 02-20-2009
(02-20-2009, 07:13 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: fake
wat
Re: Fucking Hell - Versus - 02-20-2009
(02-20-2009, 07:39 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2373.msg67993#msg67993 date=1235175196]
fake
wat
[/quote]
he's pulling a mr. grey
Re: Fucking Hell - fyre - 02-20-2009
(02-20-2009, 07:39 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2373.msg67993#msg67993 date=1235175196]
fake
wat
[/quote]
yo i read it on giz it must be true
Re: Fucking Hell - rumsfald - 02-20-2009
(02-20-2009, 07:39 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2373.msg67993#msg67993 date=1235175196]wat
fake
[/quote]
Now I think, We've Been Had.
Re: Fucking Hell - HeK - 02-20-2009
(02-20-2009, 07:13 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: Bad hoax. The metal plate to which the hydraulic fastens, clearly viewable and intact from the underside, would have have blocked any 'sposion. Even if the plat had some drill holes in it, it would have prevented a spolsion consistent with the exit wound on the seat above.
That is if there were any such explosion. I seriously doubt that these hydraulics have enough potential energy to puncture the wood, much less go any farther. If they did have that potential energy, then they would be strong enough to lift 100lb people (albeit slowly), which they don't.
On top of that, these are gas and oil filled dampeners with simple valving. I've attempted to rebuild a few on cars.
They do NOT have the ability to do anything but make an oily mess on the carpet.
On a side note, I finally got fed up with my chair at work and ordered a new one. Every two hours, the leaking gas piston would drop me on my ass
Re: Fucking Hell - Vlambo - 02-21-2009
But guys, we have to remember something. These are made by the Chinese... You know there is some horrible default in them.
Re: Fucking Hell - [fr31ns]Karrde - 02-21-2009
(02-21-2009, 12:08 AM)Vlambo link Wrote: But guys, we have to remember something. These are made by the Chinese... You know there is some horrible default in them.
Re: Fucking Hell - zaneyard - 02-21-2009
(02-21-2009, 12:08 AM)Vlambo link Wrote: But guys, we have to remember something. These are made by the Chinese... You know there is some horrible defect in them.dont worry, i screw it up like that all the time too
Re: Fucking Hell - HeK - 02-21-2009
Also, note the lack of BLOOD.
Re: Fucking Hell - Blues - 02-22-2009
(02-21-2009, 01:35 PM)HeK link Wrote: Also, note the lack of BLOOD.That was like the worst reason of all that this is a fake. If sharpnel shoots straight up your ass, I can guarantee the first thing you're doing is flying out of that chair at MACH 3, and quite probably before the blood actually starts flowing.
Also, awesome story, who cares if it's a joke. :o
Re: Fucking Hell - HeK - 02-22-2009
(02-22-2009, 05:58 AM)Blues link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=2373.msg68149#msg68149 date=1235241332]That was like the worst reason of all that this is a fake.[/quote]
Also, note the lack of BLOOD.
Quote:The bleeding this caused killed him.
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Re: Fucking Hell - Master Shake - 02-22-2009
blues just got owned.
Re: Fucking Hell - rumsfald - 02-25-2009
(02-22-2009, 01:48 PM)J-Master link Wrote: In other news, the Sun rose in the East today.
Re: Fucking Hell - cannedpeahes - 02-25-2009
So given rummy and Hek's expert opinion, the next most convenient answer...
CRITICAL MASS.
Re: Fucking Hell - Blues - 02-25-2009
(02-22-2009, 05:58 AM)Blues link Wrote: That was like the worst reason of all that this is a fake. If sharpnel shoots straight up your ass, I can guarantee the first thing you're doing is flying out of that chair at MACH 3, and quite probably before the blood actually starts flowing.
Also, awesome story, who cares if it's a joke. :o
(02-22-2009, 12:21 PM)HeK link Wrote: I can't read
(02-22-2009, 01:48 PM)J-Master link Wrote: Me neither