(06-23-2010, 08:08 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: I take my glasses off inside my helmet.

(06-23-2010, 08:08 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: So I go fishing with my Dad, and we are on our ways back. We stop to talk and I take my glasses off inside my helmet and lay them by the gas cap. We are about to leave so I put them back on, and what is tihs? THE FUCKING ARM ON ONE OF THEM FALLS OFF. the fucker. So I'm blind now, without no glasses, and these aren't even a year old. I'm fucking pissed.

(06-23-2010, 08:08 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: So I go fishing with my Dad, and we are on our ways back. We stop to talk and I take my glasses off inside my helmet and lay them by the gas cap. We are about to leave so I put them back on, and what is tihs? THE FUCKING ARM ON ONE OF THEM FALLS OFF. the fucker. So I'm blind now, without no glasses, and these aren't even a year old. I'm fucking pissed.

(06-23-2010, 05:52 PM)Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg160191#msg160191 date=1277333506]
[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=3709.msg160190#msg160190 date=1277333456]
I left my marker lights on in my car @ lunch break by mistake cause I really really wanted to eat my pizza, and @ the end of the day when I get out of work, the AAA driver hooked her jumper pack up to my car wrong and blew up the following electronics:

PRO-106 39,000-Channel Digital Handheld Scanner - $400
Valentine One Radar Detector - $400
Kenwood KDC-MP345U Head Unit - $~170


!@#$


Now I have to deal with all sorts of nice bullshit.


Not exactly heartbreaking, but still had to poast it.

(06-23-2010, 08:48 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: Mini Nukes with sling shots

(06-23-2010, 08:58 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3709.msg160216#msg160216 date=1277341703]
So I go fishing with my Dad, and we are on our ways back. We stop to talk and I take my glasses off inside my helmet and lay them by the gas cap. We are about to leave so I put them back on, and what is tihs? THE FUCKING ARM ON ONE OF THEM FALLS OFF. the fucker. So I'm blind now, without no glasses, and these aren't even a year old. I'm fucking pissed.

(06-23-2010, 08:48 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: Mini Nukes with sling shots

(06-23-2010, 09:01 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=3709.msg160192#msg160192 date=1277333570]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg160191#msg160191 date=1277333506]
[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=3709.msg160190#msg160190 date=1277333456]
I left my marker lights on in my car @ lunch break by mistake cause I really really wanted to eat my pizza, and @ the end of the day when I get out of work, the AAA driver hooked her jumper pack up to my car wrong and blew up the following electronics:

PRO-106 39,000-Channel Digital Handheld Scanner - $400
Valentine One Radar Detector - $400
Kenwood KDC-MP345U Head Unit - $~170


!@#$


Now I have to deal with all sorts of nice bullshit.


Not exactly heartbreaking, but still had to poast it.

(06-23-2010, 09:11 PM)Vlambo link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg160224#msg160224 date=1277344717]
[quote author=Vlambo link=topic=3709.msg160216#msg160216 date=1277341703]
So I go fishing with my Dad, and we are on our ways back. We stop to talk and I take my glasses off inside my helmet and lay them by the gas cap. We are about to leave so I put them back on, and what is tihs? THE FUCKING ARM ON ONE OF THEM FALLS OFF. the fucker. So I'm blind now, without no glasses, and these aren't even a year old. I'm fucking pissed.

(06-23-2010, 09:01 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=3709.msg160192#msg160192 date=1277333570]
[quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg160191#msg160191 date=1277333506]
[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=3709.msg160190#msg160190 date=1277333456]
I left my marker lights on in my car @ lunch break by mistake cause I really really wanted to eat my pizza, and @ the end of the day when I get out of work, the AAA driver hooked her jumper pack up to my car wrong and blew up the following electronics:

PRO-106 39,000-Channel Digital Handheld Scanner - $400
Valentine One Radar Detector - $400
Kenwood KDC-MP345U Head Unit - $~170


!@#$


Now I have to deal with all sorts of nice bullshit.


Not exactly heartbreaking, but still had to poast it.

(06-23-2010, 06:04 PM)HeK link Wrote: Why do you drive around with a scanner?

(06-24-2010, 04:02 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: Co-worker said, "look outside - it's gonna rain soon. I'm leaving early to beat the rain. "

I look at the sky, turning black, and say, " good idea. I should go too to get to the train station before it hits. "

I make it one block before the wind hits.

At two blocks, the wind hits.

At three, hail the size of life savers hit.

I wind up getting soaked, completely and utterly. Wrong day to wear linen pants, if you knowwhattimean.

Top it off, the storm took out all trains out of the city going south.

So, I'm sitting in a bar, soaked down to my undies, which are visible, drinking Jameson shots with guinness chasers, waiting for my soon-to-be-ex to pick me up. I'm on the iPad though, testing cducks theory that it might be able to pull poon.

(06-24-2010, 06:16 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: So, I think I can manage to express myself through my raging feeling of "GOD DAMN."

I'm in the middle of an interview for a job that's going to be 20K more than active duty pay...  BOOM, BOOM BOOM.   

No, shit wasn't exploding, that was the thunder. 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

That was shit exploding.  And the facility goes dark.  People are running around, buildings being evac'd.  My interview is Done.  I'm waiting for them to call me to tell me when we can reschedule.   

(06-24-2010, 06:30 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg160416#msg160416 date=1277421407]
So, I think I can manage to express myself through my raging feeling of "GOD DAMN."

I'm in the middle of an interview for a job that's going to be 20K more than active duty pay...  BOOM, BOOM BOOM.   

No, shit wasn't exploding, that was the thunder. 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

That was shit exploding.  And the facility goes dark.  People are running around, buildings being evac'd.  My interview is Done.  I'm waiting for them to call me to tell me when we can reschedule.