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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Black Aspen - 09-19-2010
(09-19-2010, 07:33 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: So, as I discovered last night, a girl can exert herself so much during sex, that by the time she makes it to the shower, she passes out.Â
At least the good people at the ER thought it was funny...
Hey Crow? Do you have a crown yet?
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 09-19-2010
(09-19-2010, 07:33 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: So, as I discovered last night, a girl can exert herself so much during sex, that by the time she makes it to the shower, she passes out.Â
At least the good people at the ER thought it was funny...
![[Image: are%20you%20a%20wizard-525x700.jpg]](http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/145756/are%20you%20a%20wizard-525x700.jpg)
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Squishy3 - 09-19-2010
I gave a guy advice on how to put on a condom. (Which was mostly just tell him to read the instructions, and unlike movies and TVs, don't keep the condom tucked in your wallet) Granted, that's not the worst part about it. He had a girl give him some condoms, and they didn't fit or he thought he wasn't doing it right or something. So he somehow managed to convince her to try putting them on for him. He did not have sex with this girl. FML, and FHL (Fuck his life)
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 09-19-2010
search youtube for instructions?
that's how i learned everything i needed to know.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 09-19-2010
WAT
How....
That man does not deserve to have sex.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - copulatingduck - 09-19-2010
neither does john
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Squishy3 - 09-19-2010
(09-19-2010, 05:22 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: WATdon't worry, pretty sure he's cursed from having sex anyway
How....
That man does not deserve to have sex.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 09-19-2010
(09-19-2010, 07:03 PM)Duck link Wrote: neither does johnahahaha i showed you pics of the chick i boned umad?
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 09-19-2010
(09-19-2010, 07:33 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: So, as I discovered last night, a girl can exert herself so much during sex, that by the time she makes it to the shower, she passes out.ÂI've run into that one too, although it was from fucking in the shower. Fun times.
At least the good people at the ER thought it was funny...
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - copulatingduck - 09-20-2010
(09-19-2010, 10:26 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg174409#msg174409 date=1284941008]ahahaha i showed you pics of the chick i boned umad?
neither does john
[/quote]
wat when was this?
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 09-20-2010
(09-20-2010, 12:06 AM)Duck link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg174437#msg174437 date=1284953210]ahahaha i showed you pics of the chick i boned umad?
[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg174409#msg174409 date=1284941008]
neither does john
[/quote]
wat when was this?
[/quote]
last night in his dreams
wash your sheets zaneyard
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Vandamguy - 09-20-2010
(09-20-2010, 12:25 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: wash your sheets zaneyardnew user group.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 09-20-2010
(09-20-2010, 12:25 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg174448#msg174448 date=1284959197]ahahaha i showed you pics of the chick i boned umad?
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg174437#msg174437 date=1284953210]
[quote author=Duck link=topic=3709.msg174409#msg174409 date=1284941008]
neither does john
[/quote]
wat when was this?
[/quote]
last night in his dreams
wash your sheets zaneyard
[/quote]
nah it was over mumble and he didn't believe me
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 09-20-2010
looking at my calendar, since the beginning of August, I've spent a grand total of 9 days at home. Out of 50.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 09-20-2010
(09-20-2010, 09:43 AM)at0m link Wrote: looking at my calendar, since the beginning of August, I've spent a grand total of 9 days at home. Out of 50.
I quit my job, found another, Ain is leaving his, you should continue the trend
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 09-20-2010
(09-20-2010, 09:47 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg174477#msg174477 date=1284993783]
looking at my calendar, since the beginning of August, I've spent a grand total of 9 days at home. Out of 50.
I quit my job, found another, Ain is leaving his, you should continue the trend
[/quote]
ugh, everyone on monster that i apply to ignores me.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 09-20-2010
(09-20-2010, 12:46 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote: [quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=3709.msg174450#msg174450 date=1284960333]new user group.
wash your sheets zaneyard
[/quote]
This.Â
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 09-20-2010
(09-20-2010, 09:47 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg174477#msg174477 date=1284993783]
looking at my calendar, since the beginning of August, I've spent a grand total of 9 days at home. Out of 50.
I quit my job, found another, Ain is leaving his, you should continue the trend
[/quote]I'm tempted to. I'm not getting paid enough for this bullshit, and my boss agrees.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 09-20-2010
(09-20-2010, 09:50 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg174478#msg174478 date=1284994064]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg174477#msg174477 date=1284993783]
looking at my calendar, since the beginning of August, I've spent a grand total of 9 days at home. Out of 50.
I quit my job, found another, Ain is leaving his, you should continue the trend
[/quote]
ugh, everyone on monster that i apply to ignores me.
[/quote]
I got both of my positions through a staffing firm (aka Head Hunters), go find one, I think you'll find that you have better luck that way
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 09-20-2010
(09-20-2010, 09:56 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg174479#msg174479 date=1284994230]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg174478#msg174478 date=1284994064]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg174477#msg174477 date=1284993783]
looking at my calendar, since the beginning of August, I've spent a grand total of 9 days at home. Out of 50.
I quit my job, found another, Ain is leaving his, you should continue the trend
[/quote]
ugh, everyone on monster that i apply to ignores me.
[/quote]
I got both of my positions through a staffing firm (aka Head Hunters), go find one, I think you'll find that you have better luck that way
[/quote]
i got my contract job through a place like that, hopefully they'll pull through with a more permanent position sometime