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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KarthXLR - 09-28-2010

(09-28-2010, 07:59 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175787#msg175787 date=1285720016]
Some douche at my school saw my bike and decided "HM, I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS BIKE NEEDS. ANOTHER U-LOCK. HUR HUR HUR"
Relevant to your interests: http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2004/09/64987

How To Unlock a Kryptonite Lock With a Bic Pen
[/quote]
It's a numeric lock.

Edit: If it's still there tomorrow (lord almighty, my mom found out and was intent on hunting this kid down and killing him) the kid will probably get sent to the principal thanks to my mother (for god's sake please be anonymous) and I'll just get a guard to get some cutters and get it off for me.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - HeK - 09-28-2010

(09-28-2010, 09:46 PM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg175794#msg175794 date=1285721995]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175787#msg175787 date=1285720016]
Some douche at my school saw my bike and decided "HM, I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS BIKE NEEDS. ANOTHER U-LOCK. HUR HUR HUR"
Relevant to your interests: http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2004/09/64987

How To Unlock a Kryptonite Lock With a Bic Pen
[/quote]
It's a numeric lock.
[/quote]

Then whats the problem? I can open the Kingston laptop cables (6x10 tumblers) in under 5 minutes.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KarthXLR - 09-28-2010

(09-28-2010, 09:55 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175811#msg175811 date=1285728395]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg175794#msg175794 date=1285721995]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175787#msg175787 date=1285720016]
Some douche at my school saw my bike and decided "HM, I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS BIKE NEEDS. ANOTHER U-LOCK. HUR HUR HUR"
Relevant to your interests: http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2004/09/64987

How To Unlock a Kryptonite Lock With a Bic Pen
[/quote]
It's a numeric lock.
[/quote]

Then whats the problem? I can open the Kingston laptop cables (6x10 tumblers) in under 5 minutes.
[/quote]

I'd rather destroy "whoever's" lock than give it back to them unharmed.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - copulatingduck - 09-28-2010

(09-28-2010, 07:59 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175787#msg175787 date=1285720016]
Some douche at my school saw my bike and decided "HM, I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS BIKE NEEDS. ANOTHER U-LOCK. HUR HUR HUR"
Relevant to your interests: http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2004/09/64987

How To Unlock a Kryptonite Lock With a Bic Pen
[/quote]

afaik they put a stop to that pretty quickly with a redesign when it came out on the internet years ago. had a friend get a lock replacement out of it. they insure bikes up to $3500, so they were probably working overtime to put out a solution when the original video hit the net. that said, next time I'd try hitting up someone on campus to see if they can bring out some mammoth bolt-cutters. You have the key to your lock and seem like an honest, well-to-do kid, so you might be able to convince him to cut the other lock off. They probably don't want abandoned bikes on their campus anymore than you want to abandon your bike there.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 09-28-2010

(09-28-2010, 10:03 PM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg175815#msg175815 date=1285728950]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175811#msg175811 date=1285728395]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg175794#msg175794 date=1285721995]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175787#msg175787 date=1285720016]
Some douche at my school saw my bike and decided "HM, I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS BIKE NEEDS. ANOTHER U-LOCK. HUR HUR HUR"
Relevant to your interests: http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2004/09/64987

How To Unlock a Kryptonite Lock With a Bic Pen
[/quote]
It's a numeric lock.
[/quote]

Then whats the problem? I can open the Kingston laptop cables (6x10 tumblers) in under 5 minutes.
[/quote]

I'd rather destroy "whoever's" lock than give it back to them unharmed.
[/quote]
who said anything about giving it back

and grow a pair and kick this kids ass he sounds like a mega douch

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KarthXLR - 09-29-2010

(09-28-2010, 11:20 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175816#msg175816 date=1285729434]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg175815#msg175815 date=1285728950]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175811#msg175811 date=1285728395]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg175794#msg175794 date=1285721995]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175787#msg175787 date=1285720016]
Some douche at my school saw my bike and decided "HM, I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS BIKE NEEDS. ANOTHER U-LOCK. HUR HUR HUR"
Relevant to your interests: http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2004/09/64987

How To Unlock a Kryptonite Lock With a Bic Pen
[/quote]
It's a numeric lock.
[/quote]

Then whats the problem? I can open the Kingston laptop cables (6x10 tumblers) in under 5 minutes.
[/quote]

I'd rather destroy "whoever's" lock than give it back to them unharmed.
[/quote]
who said anything about giving it back

and grow a pair and kick this kids ass he sounds like a mega douch
[/quote]
I would if I knew who he was. Literally locked my bike when I got school, and when I was about to leave my bike was pushed over and had another lock on it.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 09-29-2010

(09-28-2010, 10:03 PM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg175815#msg175815 date=1285728950]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175811#msg175811 date=1285728395]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg175794#msg175794 date=1285721995]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175787#msg175787 date=1285720016]
Some douche at my school saw my bike and decided "HM, I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS BIKE NEEDS. ANOTHER U-LOCK. HUR HUR HUR"
Relevant to your interests: http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2004/09/64987

How To Unlock a Kryptonite Lock With a Bic Pen
[/quote]
It's a numeric lock.
[/quote]

Then whats the problem? I can open the Kingston laptop cables (6x10 tumblers) in under 5 minutes.
[/quote]

I'd rather destroy "whoever's" lock than give it back to them unharmed.
[/quote]

Why wait for a guard?  Breach that shit!

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 09-29-2010

(09-29-2010, 07:46 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175816#msg175816 date=1285729434]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg175815#msg175815 date=1285728950]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175811#msg175811 date=1285728395]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg175794#msg175794 date=1285721995]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175787#msg175787 date=1285720016]
Some douche at my school saw my bike and decided "HM, I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS BIKE NEEDS. ANOTHER U-LOCK. HUR HUR HUR"
Relevant to your interests: http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2004/09/64987

How To Unlock a Kryptonite Lock With a Bic Pen
[/quote]
It's a numeric lock.
[/quote]

Then whats the problem? I can open the Kingston laptop cables (6x10 tumblers) in under 5 minutes.
[/quote]

I'd rather destroy "whoever's" lock than give it back to them unharmed.
[/quote]

Why wait for a guard?  Breach that shit!
[/quote]

For more fun use Liquid Nitrogen or Thermite......the latter might melt your bike too though, so use with caution

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 09-29-2010

(09-29-2010, 07:48 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg175891#msg175891 date=1285764383]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175816#msg175816 date=1285729434]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg175815#msg175815 date=1285728950]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175811#msg175811 date=1285728395]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg175794#msg175794 date=1285721995]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg175787#msg175787 date=1285720016]
Some douche at my school saw my bike and decided "HM, I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS BIKE NEEDS. ANOTHER U-LOCK. HUR HUR HUR"
Relevant to your interests: http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2004/09/64987

How To Unlock a Kryptonite Lock With a Bic Pen
[/quote]
It's a numeric lock.
[/quote]

Then whats the problem? I can open the Kingston laptop cables (6x10 tumblers) in under 5 minutes.
[/quote]

I'd rather destroy "whoever's" lock than give it back to them unharmed.
[/quote]

Why wait for a guard?  Breach that shit!
[/quote]

For more fun use Liquid Nitrogen or Thermite......the latter might melt your bike too though, so use with caution
[/quote]

I know a couple C4 charges that'd go through it without damaging your bike, you'd need to get the C4 though....

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 09-29-2010

no need for C4. Just use a masterkey

[Image: shemaghangleside6cx6yn.jpg]

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 09-29-2010

(09-29-2010, 08:03 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: no need for C4. Just use a masterkey

[Image: shemaghangleside6cx6yn.jpg]

HERP DERP TACTICOOL...

[Image: MPBSF.jpg]

sorry, I hate the shotgun on a rail thing.  Just have the dude with the actual 12 gauge breach, instead of having Joe Snuffy try to figure out how to fire that thing correctly and ultimately breaking his wrist, not breaching the door, and making your team look like a bunch of fucking assholes. 

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 09-29-2010

But it's in a video game, it has to be awesome.  Wink

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 09-29-2010

i want those guns ;D

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 09-29-2010

(09-29-2010, 09:00 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: i want those guns ;D

I have one

[Image: DSCF5453.jpg]

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 09-29-2010

well i mean with those optics and stuff, my dad has an AR-15

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 09-29-2010

retarded 'rifle' with a retardedly shortened barrel looks retarded

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 09-29-2010

(09-29-2010, 09:12 AM)at0m link Wrote: retarded 'rifle' with a retardedly shortened barrel looks retarded

I've shot a short barrelled AR before. It is retardedly loud and inaccurate but it's a lot of fun.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 09-29-2010

lol, looks like a submachine gun at that size

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Geoff - 09-29-2010

literally what the hell would you do with that gun james if u ever got in a fight or any dangerous situation your fat would block the blows

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 09-29-2010

(09-29-2010, 02:18 PM)geoff bbl link Wrote: literally what the hell would you do with that gun james if u ever got in a fight or any dangerous situation your fat would block the blows

Sad