Quote:<Karf_On_Mac> btw what do you know about the sepoy rebellion
<fyre> Everything
<fyre> What do you need to know?
<Karf_On_Mac> !!
<Karf_On_Mac> all of it
<fyre> Okay
<fyre> I'll start at teh beginning
<Karf_On_Mac> it didn't start with bill cosby
<Zaneyard> im hungry but we dont have any food in our house
<fyre> In 1843 the Sepoy tribes of Eastern Kalamaztan were restless
<Karf_On_Mac> because they hadn't invented jello yet?
<fyre> They knew the Overlord would never rest till he had entirely subjugated their females
<fyre> So they hatched a cunning plan
<Karf_On_Mac> Was this overlord....Bill Cosby?
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<Karf_On_Mac> lol
<Karf_On_Mac> zane
<fyre> They disguised themselves as Argyle sweaters and hid themselves in the Overlords sweater drawer
<Karf_On_Mac> BRILLIANT
<Karf_On_Mac> but what if he went shirtless?!
<fyre> Early one morning, as the Overlord showered after his night of worldly pleasures
<fyre> They snuck out of the drawer
<fyre> And under the bathroom door
<Karf_On_Mac> :O
<Karf_On_Mac> sounds sexy
<fyre> As the Overlord reached the climax of his shower song
<fyre> which his Royal Composer had composed for him only the week before
<Karf_On_Mac> too much backstory
<fyre> The Sepoys pounced upon him
<Karf_On_Mac> like panzer tanks?
<fyre> And entirely stupefied his mental tenacifications
<Karf_On_Mac> wait wat
<fyre> Somewhat like panzer tanks
<Karf_On_Mac> what did they do with the barrels
<Karf_On_Mac> and corps
<Karf_On_Mac> corpse*
<fyre> As his calcification proceeded they placed him in a barrel of salt pork
<Karf_On_Mac> :O
<fyre> They put on a lid on it
<Karf_On_Mac> WAIT A MINUTE
<Badgerman> I HAVE A QUESTION
<Karf_On_Mac> WHY WOULD THEY TOUCH PORK?
<fyre> And labeled it Burnished Badger Brains
<Karf_On_Mac> ...
<fyre> THEY WERENT JOOZ DUMBARSE
<Karf_On_Mac> THEY WERE MUSLIM
<Karf_On_Mac> AND HINDU
<fyre> NO THEY WERE MUSLIN
<Badgerman> Was the Evil Overlord's Royal Composer *also* evil?
<fyre> MUSLIN IS A TYPE OF CLOTH
<fyre> No
<Karf_On_Mac> NO U
<Karf_On_Mac> SHAMWOW IS A TYPE OF CLOTH BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME-what were we just talking about
<fyre> He composed for the Overlord only because his dear wife was imprisoned by the Overlord in an undisclosed location
<Karf_On_Mac> I bet it was the jewssians
<Badgerman> Someone should get this story down
<Badgerman> and post it
<fyre> The composer spent every night in the Overlord's bedroom
<Karf_On_Mac> A mix of Koreans and Africans
<fyre> hoping the Overlord would reveal his wife's location
<Karf_On_Mac> not creepy at all
<fyre> But teh Overlord was too cunning for the Composer
<Karf_On_Mac> so that's it?
<Karf_On_Mac> lame
<fyre> And eventually the Composer caught teh Gheyola Virus
<fyre> And forgot aobut his wife
<fyre> But his daughter did not
<Karf_On_Mac> fact: fyre is about 10 percent more drunk now
<fyre> She made a pact with the Sepoys
<fyre> And together they had a Glorious Revolution
<fyre> Several, in fact
<Badgerman> if you know what he means
<Karf_On_Mac> The glorious revolution was in England
<Badgerman> winkwinknudgenudge
<fyre> They recorded them on videotape
<fyre> and posted them in the internets
<Karf_On_Mac> IT WAS THE 1700'S
<Karf_On_Mac> THEY ONLY HAD 64K OF RAM
<Karf_On_Mac> oh wait
<Karf_On_Mac> my turn for story taime now
<fyre> and thus, they called it Sepoynograpgy
<Badgerman> THE COMPOSER'S DAUGHTER HAD TIEMTRAVEL
<fyre> Sepoy because they were sepoys
<Badgerman> GOD
<fyre> graphy becaues they were images
<fyre> Eventually the word was altered
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<Karf_On_Mac> <Karf_On_Mac> my turn for story taime now
<Karf_On_Mac> ok
<fyre> And Poynography was born
<fyre> The End

(04-23-2009, 01:42 AM)Squishy3 link Wrote: I will never link you to said album of it

(04-23-2009, 06:43 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=106.msg78546#msg78546 date=1240468938]
I will never link you to said album of it

(04-23-2009, 11:25 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=106.msg78568#msg78568 date=1240487006]
[quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=106.msg78546#msg78546 date=1240468938]
I will never link you to said album of it

Quote:Karth> agh
* SBCrystal tackles her LUINZ.
<HeK> http://nas.hekzbox.com/Stuff/n770110430_1104114_4814.jpg
<Karth> stupid interent
* Luinbariel is tackled, and likes it
* SBCrystal doesn't tackle Karth.
<Benito> Internet > Karth
<Versus_N10_2> lol
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<Karth> wait what
<Versus_N10_2> hekzbox? lol
<Karf_On_Mac> hi guys
<SBCrystal> THAT'S MY JOE!!!
<Benito> Hi Karf On Mac
<SBCrystal> I've seen him pooping before.
<SBCrystal> I love him.
<Versus_N10_2> :O
<Karf_On_Mac> lol wuts going on
<Karth> WHAT>?!
<Karf_On_Mac> huh
<Karf_On_Mac> oh shi
<SBCrystal> WHOA.
<Karth> you're not me
<Karf_On_Mac> yes i am
<Karf_On_Mac> I m myself
<Karth> NO
<Karf_On_Mac> nlrgj
<Karth> NOT
<Karth> OK
<Karth> SERIOUSLY
<Karth> WHO IS THIS
<Karf_On_Mac> ...
<Benito> It's you
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<Benito> on your mac
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<Benito> idiot
<Karf_On_Mac> Dude I want buttsex with you
<Benito> both of you connected with the same IP
<Karth> nonon
<ChronomasterK> So we have two Karfs?
<ChronomasterK> Both from the same host.
<Benito> Two Karf
<Benito> shiiit
<Benito> I want to smite 'em both
<Eschatos> Karf has MPD
=-= YOU are now known as Versus_n10_1
<SBCrystal> HAHAHA!
<Benito> but...2 smites makes one applaud, right?
<Versus_n10_1> rocked
<Benito> or not
<Karf_On_Mac> LOL
<ChronomasterK> Our Karth status has reached ELEVATEd.
=-= Benito is now known as Karth
<SBCrystal> I don't know if I can handle just the one Karth.
<Karf_On_Mac> lol versus
<Karth> Oh hi
<SBCrystal> Oh gods.
<ChronomasterK> You're not Versus_n10_1 Versus_n10_1.
<Karth> lol versus
<Eschatos> A Karth Pandemic is approaching!
<Karf_On_Mac> AH
<Versus_n10_1> I'M CONFUSED
<Versus_N10_2> lol karf
<Karth> What's going on?
<Eschatos> Now there's 3 of him
<Karth> Who are all those fake Karths?
<Karf_On_Mac> who knows
<ChronomasterK> Only Versus_N10_2 is the real VErsus.
<Versus_n10_1> I swear chrono
<Eschatos> They're breeding like rabbits
<Versus_N10_2> correct.
<Karth> Only Karth is the real Karth
<ChronomasterK> Agreed.
<Versus_n10_1> ONE OF THIESE DAYS
<Eschatos> Lies, that's what Evil Karth would say
<ChronomasterK> Karf_On_Mac is an impostor.
=-= Whendilin is now known as The_real_Karth
<Versus_n10_1> HOLY
<The_real_Karth> ^_^
* Karth crawls on Luin
<The_real_Karth> whats up guys
<SBCrystal> I feel weird.
<Eschatos> Hot Karth on Karth action
=-= YOU are now known as Karth_3000
<Karth> YOURE NOT THE REAL KARTH
<The_real_Karth> lol
<Karth> I AM
<SBCrystal> TOO MANY KARTHS.
<The_real_Karth> go away karth 3000
<Karth_3000> Hi guys
<The_real_Karth> nobody loves you
<Karf_On_Mac> AAA STOP IT
<The_real_Karth> xD
=-= Eschatos is now known as Karthatos
<Karth> No body loves you, real_Karth either
<Karf_On_Mac> oh god
<The_real_Karth> GO AWAY MAC KARTH
<ChronomasterK> KARTH ALERT HAS REACHED ORANGE
<Karth_3000> NO YOU
<The_real_Karth> real karths dont use macs
<Karthatos> We don't want your kind
<Karth_3000> wat
<Karthatos> ONE OF US
<Karthatos> ONE OF US
<The_real_Karth> Hi my name is Karth and im a PC
<Karthatos> ONE OF US
<Karf_On_Mac> seriously, what's going on
<The_real_Karth> ONE OF US
<The_real_Karth> ONE OF US
<Karth> Karthatos is definetly a nice substitute, but I am the real one!
<Versus_N10_2> lol
<Luinbariel> i know how to solve this
<Karthatos> ONE OF US
<Luinbariel> with FIRE
<Karth> NOT FIRE
<SBCrystal> FIRE!
<ChronomasterK> I think The_real_Karth is the real Karth.
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<Karthatos> not fire, FYRE
<SBCrystal> OH GODS. FIRE.
<Karth_> hi guys I just played the best round of
<Karth> Fyre is about to beat ME, KARTH, in negative Karma on the forums
<Karth_> wait what
<HeK> Oddly, from all the members in the picture thread, Karth actually looks as I would expect him to look... like.
<ChronomasterK> KARTH ALERT HAS REACHED DANGER.
<ChronomasterK> EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHANNEL NOW.
<Karth_> what the heck?
<The_real_Karth> KARTH RULSE THE WORLD
<Karth_> why am I having a _ in my name?
=-= The_real_Karth is now known as Whendilin
<Karth_> what?
<Mission_Difficult> because you aren't the real one
<Whendilin> Hey guys im back
<Karthatos> you're not real
<Whendilin> did i miss anything?
<Karth_> no seriously, what's going on?
<Karth> Hy new_fail
<Karth> what's up?
<Karth_> !!!!!!!!
<Karth> Stop trying to copy me
<Karth_> WHAT THE HECK?!
<Karthatos> I like this new impostor
<ChronomasterK> I prefer Fail_Throwback.
<Karthatos> He puts on a good show
<Karth> yeah
<Karth> he's not bad
<Karth_3000> lol fagot
=-= YOU are now known as Wakati
<Wakati> i got all of you haha
<Karth_> WHAT
<Karthatos> JOIN THE HIVE
<Karth_> I'm so confused...
<Karth> OH GAWD
<Karth> What's going on?
<Karth_> I'm so confusde
<ChronomasterK> What a Wakati.
<Wakati> Fukc you versus
<Wakati> er
<Karth> what a wakarthy
<Wakati> crhon
* SBCrystal throws confetti on Luin
<Karth_> ew
<Karth_> jeez
* Luinbariel sees nothing but tiny colored spiders
<Karth> omg
<Karth_> how long has this been going for?
<Karth> karth_
<Karth_> what?
<Karth> change your name back to what it really is
<Karth_> SERIKOUSLY
=-= Karth is now known as Tiny
=-= Karth_ is now known as Karth
<Luinbariel> well i was tagging some plants beneath the large assortment of newly hatched baby spiders
<Karth> WHO ARE YOU
<Karthatos> It's like that movie with new James Bond in it
<Karth> OH
* Tiny crawls on luin
<Karth> YAY
<Tiny> WHAT
<Luinbariel> DIE
<Wakati> lol losers
=-= YOU is now known as Benito
<Benito> haha
<Luinbariel> Even if there aren't any on me i feel all weird.
<Benito> diseregard that I suck cocks
<Luinbariel> also there was a fatty little mouse today
* ChronomasterK crawls on Luinbariel.
<Luinbariel> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
<Karth> ok I'm so confused?
<Benito> you would be
<Benito> maggot
* Luinbariel just dies
* ChronomasterK turns back time.
<Luinbariel> lol oh shit my cleavage~
* Karth explodes
* Luinbariel wiggles
<SBCrystal> Hek needs to give her MOUTH TO MOUTH.
<SBCrystal> Sexy mouth to mouth.
* Tiny_Red_Spider crawls into Luin's ears
awls into Luin's ears
<Mission_Difficult> you're dead, it's too late
* Luinbariel is dead and no longer feels it
=-= YOU are now known as Karf_on_Mactop
<Karth> JEEEZE NOT AGAIN
* ChronomasterK TURNS BACK FUCKING TIME.
=-= Tiny_Red_Spider is now known as Wakati
<Karf_on_Mactop> hehahha
=-= Karthatos is now known as Karf_on_toast
<Karf_on_Mactop> UGH
<Wakati> =O
<Karf_on_Mactop> STOP IT ESCHATGOS
<Karf_on_toast> what a wakati
<Karf_on_Mactop> FAGG
<Karth> ....
<Wakati> =(
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<Wakati> What?
<SBCrystal> Oh gods.
<Luinbariel> my brain hurts.
<Karf_on_Mactop> but seriously I am Karth
<Karf_on_Mactop> :3
=-= Wakati is now known as Karf_on_Karf
<Karf_on_Karf> No I am Karth
<SBCrystal> I don't believe any of the Karths.
<Karf_on_Karf> times 2

(05-08-2009, 07:04 PM)Chronomaster link Wrote: °†[8:03]†° <Eschatos> cloak of magic resistance, gauntlets of dexterity, amulet of life saving, cornuthaum, and some good rings
°†[8:03]†° <Eschatos> plus bag of holding and luckstone and I'm set
°†[8:04]†° <at0m2go> getting ready for a date?

(05-09-2009, 05:29 AM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=Chronomaster link=topic=106.msg81432#msg81432 date=1241827496]
°†[8:03]†° <Eschatos> cloak of magic resistance, gauntlets of dexterity, amulet of life saving, cornuthaum, and some good rings
°†[8:03]†° <Eschatos> plus bag of holding and luckstone and I'm set
°†[8:04]†° <at0m2go> getting ready for a date?

Quote:Benito> fyre
<Benito> fyre
<Benito> fyre
<Benito> fyre
<Benito> fyre
<Benito> you know how?
<Benito> you know how?
<Benito> you know how?
<Benito> fyre
<fyre> lol
<Benito> fyre
<Benito> fyre
<Benito> fyre
<Benito> fyre
<Benito> fyre
<Squishy3> /kick benito ur a spammer stop that
<Benito> fyre
<Versus_desktop> fyre
<fyre> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<Benito> fyre
<Versus_desktop> fyre
<Benito> fyre
<Ensign_Epic> The IRC I used to go to
<Versus_desktop> fyre
<Benito> fyre
<Versus_desktop> fyre
<Benito> fyre
<Versus_desktop> fyre
<Benito> fyre
<Versus_desktop> fyre
<Benito> fyre
<Versus_desktop> fyre
<Benito> fyre
<Versus_desktop> fyre
<Benito> fyre
<Versus_desktop> fyre
<Benito> fyre
<Versus_desktop> fyre

(05-09-2009, 08:41 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: squishy approves of this.