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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 11-01-2010

(11-01-2010, 09:28 AM)loldollas link Wrote: I wasn't trying to troll, but if you want to go ahead and remove it, fine. It's your forum to moderate, not mine. It's stuff he needs to read/hear but either way, whatever.

That being said, I'm OK with trying to solve this, without using this forum as stomping grounds. Nitrous, if you want to be mature about this, without shouting (I'm emphasizing this for a reason), then we'll figure this out.

Just get back at him by bringing home some nasty hogbeast. Make sure she's a screamer and a squirter.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 11-01-2010

I've got a few numbers if you need a volunteer

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 11-01-2010

(11-01-2010, 09:28 AM)loldollas link Wrote: I wasn't trying to troll, but if you want to go ahead and remove it, fine. It's your forum to moderate, not mine. It's stuff he needs to read/hear but either way, whatever.

That being said, I'm OK with trying to solve this, without using this forum as stomping grounds. Nitrous, if you want to be mature about this, without shouting (I'm emphasizing this for a reason), then we'll figure this out.


I didn't completely delete it, but its more of a personal thing between the two of you, and not for the peanut gallery, if you want the original text I can PM it back to you.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - loldollas - 11-01-2010

(11-01-2010, 09:52 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg181433#msg181433 date=1288621706]
I wasn't trying to troll, but if you want to go ahead and remove it, fine. It's your forum to moderate, not mine. It's stuff he needs to read/hear but either way, whatever.

That being said, I'm OK with trying to solve this, without using this forum as stomping grounds. Nitrous, if you want to be mature about this, without shouting (I'm emphasizing this for a reason), then we'll figure this out.


I didn't completely delete it, but its more of a personal thing between the two of you, and not for the peanut gallery, if you want the original text I can PM it back to you.
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Exactly. Go ahead and send it back, I kinda forget what I wrote anyways. Might raise some good points...

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Badgerman of DOOM - 11-01-2010

(11-01-2010, 09:01 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote: [quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg181424#msg181424 date=1288614825]
[quote author=Hobospartan link=topic=3709.msg181415#msg181415 date=1288600208]
[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg181408#msg181408 date=1288594185]
roommate making out with woman
i am about to try to sleep
goddamn

lul

My roommate did this once, the girl was so drunk she puked all over his shit.   Big Grin
[/quote]

ALSO for the doublepost- they... umm... were about to go further when the girl (who is nicer than roomie) said "can't do it without my shirt off." I was facing towards the wall so I wouldn't have to see but they kept me up for a good hour or so and they were actually pretty loud.
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next time record with cellphone.


derp.
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line of the night, him to her- "i want you on top of me"

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - PyroZombie - 11-01-2010

I hate people who stand in line with cellphones, who shush the cashier.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 11-01-2010

(11-01-2010, 02:58 PM)PyroZombie link Wrote: I hate people who stand in line with cellphones, who shush the cashier.

I agree with PyroZombie on something.


Fuck my life.



Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - loldollas - 11-01-2010

(11-01-2010, 09:55 AM)loldollas link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg181440#msg181440 date=1288623178]
[quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg181433#msg181433 date=1288621706]
I wasn't trying to troll, but if you want to go ahead and remove it, fine. It's your forum to moderate, not mine. It's stuff he needs to read/hear but either way, whatever.

That being said, I'm OK with trying to solve this, without using this forum as stomping grounds. Nitrous, if you want to be mature about this, without shouting (I'm emphasizing this for a reason), then we'll figure this out.


I didn't completely delete it, but its more of a personal thing between the two of you, and not for the peanut gallery, if you want the original text I can PM it back to you.
[/quote]
Exactly. Go ahead and send it back, I kinda forget what I wrote anyways. Might raise some good points...
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unblocked on fb bee tee dubs

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Duck, Duck, Goose - 11-01-2010

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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Hobospartan - 11-01-2010

(11-01-2010, 05:24 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg181477#msg181477 date=1288641492]
I hate people who stand in line with cellphones, who shush the cashier.

I agree with PyroZombie on something.


Fuck my life.


[/quote]

Dude, like 95% of the world agrees on this.  The other 5% are the assholes who stand in line with cellphones, who shush the cashier.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 11-01-2010

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Also I'm not sure if this is a true FML yet, but my job is being stupid by violating provincial labour law. They're making it impossible for us to take the two paid fifteen minute breaks we're supposed to have. Since I've worked there I have had several 8 hour shifts and have never had the breaks that I'm already being paid for.


So... I emailed head office. Technically, I told on my work, although I don't think my boss would be able to do anything about it specifically (since no one has yelled at her for not having enough staff at any given time). So we'll see if this gets me quietly fired (at which point I take it further like I've done in the past).

Even today I got called in early because a co-worker hurt herself on the job. Started at 12:15 and I didn't get my first break until 5:30. That's kind of bullshit. I was alone the rest of the time... can't do that. If someone needs a set of dishes or whatever from our off-site location I can't get it and the store loses $100. If I get sick or hurt, we're fucked, no one to cover for me. If I have to pee for crying out loud I CAN'T (but do anyway in the small bathroom in the back) because the store is untended.



Let's see if I'm fired.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - PyroZombie - 11-01-2010

(11-01-2010, 09:50 PM)Hobospartan link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg181502#msg181502 date=1288650264]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg181477#msg181477 date=1288641492]
I hate people who stand in line with cellphones, who shush the cashier.

I agree with PyroZombie on something.


Fuck my life.


[/quote]

Dude, like 95% of the world agrees on this.  The other 5% are the assholes who stand in line with cellphones, who shush the cashier.
[/quote]The worse thing about this asshole is that he didn't say anything about it, not an "excuse me", not a "sorry", he didn't even vocalize the fact he was on the phone. He held his finger up, like "one second", and continued talking.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Eschatos - 11-02-2010

Snorted a line of fundip on a dare.  Holy fuck this hurts. 

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - [SiN] Merc - 11-02-2010

(11-02-2010, 04:55 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: Snorted a line of fundip on a dare.  Holy fuck this hurts. 

Chili Powder sucks pretty bad as well. Made 10 bucks off it when I was a kid though, which was totally worth it.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 11-02-2010

Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg181727#msg181727 date=1288735751]
[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg181718#msg181718 date=1288734924]
Snorted a line of fundip on a dare.  Holy fuck this hurts. 

Chili Powder sucks pretty bad as well. Made 10 bucks off it when I was a kid though, which was totally worth it.
[/quote]

I snorted an entire Pixie Stick in high school for $10


The blue kind.


Blue burns so much worse than the red kind.





I made a total of $20 off snorting Pixie Sticks, btw.



Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Odin - 11-02-2010

So, the story is a dealership scratched the fuck out of my car, copy/pasting my fb post since too lazy to repeat myself:

Godamn, Calgary Honda basically did nothing to fix my car, it looks even worse than before, and to top it off they now deny responsibility for any involvement.  The manager called myself and my father liars and was completely unwilling to recompense the damage done to my car.  He flat up admitted that the only way to fix it was to have it repainted but refuses to do that because of course it was my fault, no way in hell could the same dumbass mechanics who got my work order completely wrong have fucked up my car.  So basically my only options are to hire a lawyer and take them to small-claims court or to roll over and fucking take it because I got fucking fucked over by a fucking corporation with more money than god.  Fuck my life.

So fucking mad right now.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Stein - 11-02-2010

(11-02-2010, 05:56 PM)Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg181727#msg181727 date=1288735751]
[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg181718#msg181718 date=1288734924]
Snorted a line of fundip on a dare.  Holy fuck this hurts. 

Chili Powder sucks pretty bad as well. Made 10 bucks off it when I was a kid though, which was totally worth it.
[/quote]

I snorted an entire Pixie Stick in high school for $10


The blue kind.


Blue burns so much worse than the red kind.





I made a total of $20 off snorting Pixie Sticks, btw.


[/quote]
I laughed so hard the spit almost made it to my monitor.

What school was this?

Also, I'm not even sure how to snort a line of anything, all I know is it involves my nose and a paper rolled into a straw...
And white powder Smile.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 11-02-2010

(11-02-2010, 06:42 PM)Stein link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=3709.msg181739#msg181739 date=1288738581]
[quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg181727#msg181727 date=1288735751]
[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg181718#msg181718 date=1288734924]
Snorted a line of fundip on a dare.  Holy fuck this hurts. 

Chili Powder sucks pretty bad as well. Made 10 bucks off it when I was a kid though, which was totally worth it.
[/quote]

I snorted an entire Pixie Stick in high school for $10


The blue kind.


Blue burns so much worse than the red kind.





I made a total of $20 off snorting Pixie Sticks, btw.


[/quote]
I laughed so hard the spit almost made it to my monitor.

What school was this?

Also, I'm not even sure how to snort a line of anything, all I know is it involves my nose and a paper rolled into a straw...
And white powder Smile.
[/quote]



Greely, brother.


We roll hard.




Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Turtle - 11-02-2010

(11-02-2010, 05:56 PM)Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg181727#msg181727 date=1288735751]
[quote author=Eschatos link=topic=3709.msg181718#msg181718 date=1288734924]
Snorted a line of fundip on a dare.  Holy fuck this hurts. 

Chili Powder sucks pretty bad as well. Made 10 bucks off it when I was a kid though, which was totally worth it.
[/quote]

I snorted an entire Pixie Stick in high school for $10


The blue kind.


Blue burns so much worse than the red kind.





I made a total of $20 off snorting Pixie Sticks, btw.


[/quote]
Snorted a sour apple pixie stick for 5 dollars once

My snot was green and painful for like a week

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 11-02-2010

I was supposed to close at work today and had some chores to do right beforehand. Of course some guy comes in and starts chatting. He's nice at first, interesting, and we start talking about what he does. He says he's a doctor and he's found some big fucking secret about life.

I humour him. He talks about how nutrition is a huge joke and no one has a clue what they are eating. I agree. He interrupts me while I try to agree with him. I let him talk some more and try to give some analogy indicating I agree. He interrupts me maybe five words in and says "I don't think you understand" before I can even fucking say anything that would indicate I don't understand. He proceeds to talk at me for half an hour, simply interrupted anything I say. He continues to insult my fucking intelligence as well. "Do you know what exponential means?" "I won't go into it further because I don't think you'd understand".

THEN WHY FUCKING TALK AT ME FOR A HALF HOUR ABOUT WHAT I WOULD FUCKING UNDERSTAND ANYWAY? JUST PAY FOR YOUR SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING STORE.

He says something else that is so insulting I actually laugh and finally he gets the point. He takes his shit and says I won't waste your time anymore. Good, right? No. Because then he INSISTS that I take his card. I tell him I don't want it. I have a doctor. He says oh no take it. I fucking INSIST I don't want it and he shoves it in my hand anyway  before leaving.


He was so fucking paranoid that his BIG SECRET would get him killed that when I suggest he publish if he felt so strongly about his lifelong work that he went insane and proceeded to literally tell me that "you don't know how the world works".


Then my sister calls and takes up my two days off with babysitting duties so that they can save $25 and not pay the neighbour to do it for them like they always do.

Work changes my shift on me AGAIN, third time this week, so now I have to come in and do stock AND lose half my hours that I was originally scheduled for. I can't leave unless I have another job lined up.





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