New/Improved Longest Thread - Printable Version +- Be Right Back, Uninstalling (https://www.brbuninstalling.com) +-- Forum: General Category (https://www.brbuninstalling.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=49) +--- Forum: General Discussion (https://www.brbuninstalling.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=59) +--- Thread: New/Improved Longest Thread (/showthread.php?tid=9695) Pages:
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Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Squishy3 - 05-09-2009 I find real-life has given me more mental strength than I think the army ever would. Dealing with all the stupidity at work has made me control my feelings and mind more effectively rather than me just punching or yelling at everybody I think is fucking stupid (until we develop the technology to punch people through the phone or internet, then I'll be punching people left and right.) ps what I normally would have posted is I think the army would've made you cry like a little bitch Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - KarthXLR - 05-09-2009 (05-09-2009, 08:52 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: I find real-life has given me more mental strength than I think the army ever would. Dealing with all the stupidity at work has made me control my feelings and mind more effectively rather than me just punching or yelling at everybody I think is fucking stupid (until we develop the technology to punch people through the phone or internet, then I'll be punching people left and right.)LOL DO YOU LILEK YOO TUOBEW POOP!? Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Dave - 05-10-2009 fuck sake fyre, not only are you posing another life changing decision on our forum to eventuallty devolve into hate, you are also going back on months of anti military statements posted on this forum, your head is in the clouds and you get to deep into an idea and then realise it was fucking stupid halfway through, like every thread youve posted recently, dont join the national guard, youll just realise its fucking hard work and youll ponder becoming a homeless person again. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Surf314 - 05-10-2009 (05-10-2009, 12:48 PM)Dave link Wrote: fuck sake fyre, not only are you posing another life changing decision on our forum to eventuallty devolve into hate, you are also going back on months of anti military statements posted on this forum, your head is in the clouds and you get to deep into an idea and then realise it was fucking stupid halfway through, like every thread youve posted recently, dont join the national guard, youll just realise its fucking hard work and youll ponder becoming a homeless person again. Well with the job market the way it is any branch of the military can look appealing, even if you are a hippy. Also I think we've learned Fyre posts whatever pops into his head and should be taken with a bolder of salt. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Vongore - 05-10-2009 (05-10-2009, 01:03 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=Dave link=topic=2632.msg81706#msg81706 date=1241977681] Well with the job market the way it is any branch of the military can look appealing, even if you are a hippy. Also I think we've learned Fyre posts whatever pops into his head and should be taken as a boulder of shit. [/quote] fixed Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - fyre - 05-10-2009 (05-10-2009, 12:48 PM)Dave link Wrote: fuck sake fyre, not only are you posing another life changing decision on our forum to eventuallty devolve into hate, you are also going back on months of anti military statements posted on this forum, your head is in the clouds and you get to deep into an idea and then realise it was fucking stupid halfway through, like every thread youve posted recently, dont join the national guard, youll just realise its fucking hard work and youll ponder becoming a homeless person again. stfu i didn't ask anyone's advice about this...i just mentioned something i was thinking about cuz this is the Twitter thread.... and im not going back on anything...i've always been for the National Guard, cuz they're for defense (or i thought they were) which i am in favor of...i'm just against offensive wars...i dunno...i probably won't do it...i am planning on talking to a recruiter sometime this week though just for more information (05-10-2009, 01:03 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: Also I think we've learned Fyre posts whatever pops into his head and should be taken with a bolder of salt. yeaaaa ilu vongore :-* Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Vongore - 05-10-2009 Wait, fyre's Canadian? Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - fyre - 05-10-2009 huh? no Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Vongore - 05-10-2009 (05-10-2009, 01:42 PM)fyre link Wrote: huh? no oh, that's nice, because it sounded hillarious Canada having National Guard. I don't remember where i read that the most pathetic politician in the world was Canada's Minister of Defense, it's like giving someone an imaginary role Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Radio Raheem - 05-10-2009 i guess i didnt realize chile was such a military heavyweight to be making fun of someone else Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - fyre - 05-10-2009 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juno_Beach Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Vongore - 05-10-2009 (05-10-2009, 04:06 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote: i guess i didnt realize chile was such a military heavyweight to be making fun of someone else The fact that Bolivia and Peru want a part of the North of Chile, and have been throwing shit at us, almost declaring war a thousand times and writing "Chile SuxxXxorz, Bolivia FTW" on most of their headlines since 197x, but have never attacked or dared to attack tells you something? Well, i know comparing Bolivia and Peru to us is like comparing an ant to a dragonfly, but anyway :3 Last year they were like Bolivia: "Duude, we want some of your sea" Peru: "Yeah we too, we want some of your delicious fish because we are so dumb we can't fish on the same sea that you have" Bolivia: "And we want some place to put our Navy, because Titicaca Lake can't hold more boats and we don't have sea" Chile: "Huh? Sorry, we were busy buying more F16" Bolivia: "Nothing, nevermind, here, take some Coke" :'D FunFact: Bolivia do have a Navy, and they Do have it on Titicaca lake, they also have a "Sea day" since 2006 Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Surf314 - 05-10-2009 The thing I hate about this time of year is there is this stretch of road that when you drive through has so many bugs it seems like it is raining against your windshield. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - rumsfald - 05-10-2009 (05-10-2009, 05:14 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: The thing I hate about this time of year is there is this stretch of road that when you drive through has so many bugs it seems like it is raining against your windshield. [tt]I went back to my bed of steel and stretched out with my arms spread. I didn't even know if branches or open sky were directly above me, and it made no difference. I opened my mouth to it and drew deep breaths of jungle atmosphere. It was not air, never air, but the palpable and living emanation of trees and swamp. I stayed awake. Roosters began to crow the dawn across the brakes somewhere. Still no air, no breeze, no dew, but the same Tropic of Cancer heaviness held us all pinned to earth, where we belonged and tingled. There was no sign of dawn in the skies. Suddenly I heard the dogs barking furiously across the dark, and then I heard the faint clip-clop of a horse's hooves. It came closer and closer. What kind of mad rider in the night would this be? Then I saw an apparition: a wild horse, white as a ghost, came trotting down the road directly toward Dean. Behind him the dogs yammered and contended. I couldn't see them, they were dirty old jungle dogs, but the horse was white as snow and immense and almost phosphorescent and easy to see. I felt no panic for Dean. The horse saw him and trotted right by his head, passed the car like a ship, whinnied softly, and continued on through town, bedeviled by the dogs, and clip-clopped back to the jungle on the other side, and all I heard was the faint hoofbeat fading away in the woods. The dogs subsided and sat to lick themselves. What was this horse? What myth and ghost, what spirit? I told Dean about it when he woke up. He thought I'd been dreaming. Then he recalled faintly dreaming of a white horse, and I told him it had been no dream. Stan Shephard slowly woke up. The faintest movements, and we were sweating profusely again. It was still pitch dark. "Let's start the car and blow some air!" I cried. "I'm dying of heat." "Right!" We roared out of town and continued along the mad highway with our hair flying. Dawn came rapidly in a gray haze, revealing dense swamps sunk on both sides, with tall, forlorn, viny trees leaning and bowing over tangled bottoms. We bowled right along the railroad tracks for a while. The strange radio-station antenna of Ciudad Mante appeared ahead, as if we were in Nebraska. We found a gas station and loaded the tank just as the last of the jungle-night bugs hurled themselves in a black mass against the bulbs and fell fluttering at our feet in huge wriggly groups, some of them with wings a good four inches long, others frightful dragonflies big enough to eat a bird, and thousands of immense yangling mosquitoes and unnamable spidery insects of all sorts. I hopped up and down on the pavement for fear of them; I finally ended up in the car with my feet in my hands, looking fearfully at the ground where they swarmed around our wheels. "Lessgo!" I yelled. Dean and Stan weren't perturbed at all by the bugs; they calmly drank a couple of bottles of Mission Orange and kicked them away from the water cooler. Their shirts and pants, like mine, were soaked in the blood and black of thousands of dead bugs. We smelled our clothes deeply.[/tt] Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - KarthXLR - 05-10-2009 Has anybody here had cheesecake lately? 'sgood cheesecake. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Chooly - 05-11-2009 (05-10-2009, 09:17 PM)Karf the Walrus link Wrote: Has anybody here had cheesecake lately? Yeah I had some cheesecake in baltimore. Spicy Cheesecake so figure that one out. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - KarthXLR - 05-11-2009 (05-11-2009, 12:24 AM)Chooly link Wrote: [quote author=Karf the Walrus link=topic=2632.msg81888#msg81888 date=1242008242] Yeah I had some cheesecake in baltimore. Spicy Cheesecake so figure that one out. [/quote] I can't make any sense out of that at all. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Vongore - 05-11-2009 i had cherry cheesecake at my parent's today Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - fyre - 05-11-2009 We're fucked. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2420523.ece Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - fyre - 05-11-2009 -100 for lokcing your own thread, karth. Seriously. That's some very large fail right there. |