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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 01-26-2011

(01-26-2011, 09:07 AM)Evil Cheese link Wrote: [quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg193784#msg193784 date=1296025781]
I swear to god, if I hear another thing about "halal food" and how it is connected to islam, I'm attacking random people with broken broom handle. Fucking tired of it,

It's not? I thought Halal is to Islam as Kosher is to Judaism. Why is that a bad/negative thing?
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Im gonna take a stab and say his parents want to keep Halal and he doesn't, but there has to be a story here


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Vongore - 01-26-2011

(01-26-2011, 09:07 AM)Evil Cheese link Wrote: [quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg193784#msg193784 date=1296025781]
I swear to god, if I hear another thing about "halal food" and how it is connected to islam, I'm attacking random people with broken broom handle. Fucking tired of it,

It's not? I thought Halal is to Islam as Kosher is to Judaism. Why is that a bad/negative thing?
[/quote]

And like Hotdogs to Christianism


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - loldollas - 01-26-2011

(01-26-2011, 11:14 AM)Vongore link Wrote: [quote author=Evil Cheese link=topic=3709.msg193797#msg193797 date=1296050858]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg193784#msg193784 date=1296025781]
I swear to god, if I hear another thing about "halal food" and how it is connected to islam, I'm attacking random people with broken broom handle. Fucking tired of it,

It's not? I thought Halal is to Islam as Kosher is to Judaism. Why is that a bad/negative thing?
[/quote]

And like Hotdogs to Christianism
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hahaha +1


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Geoff - 01-26-2011

i hope to god he typed that wrong


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Duck, Duck, Goose - 01-26-2011

(01-26-2011, 11:32 AM)loldollas link Wrote: [quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg193800#msg193800 date=1296058447]
[quote author=Evil Cheese link=topic=3709.msg193797#msg193797 date=1296050858]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=3709.msg193784#msg193784 date=1296025781]
I swear to god, if I hear another thing about "halal food" and how it is connected to islam, I'm attacking random people with broken broom handle. Fucking tired of it,

It's not? I thought Halal is to Islam as Kosher is to Judaism. Why is that a bad/negative thing?
[/quote]

And like Hotdogs to Christianism
[/quote]

hahaha +1
[/quote]


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - PyroZombie - 01-27-2011

I have no story, It's just annoying.

It's just food, why is everyone making a big deal about it? It's just food connected to a religion, like kosher. I'm tired of turning on the news to hear about who died today and who's dog saved them from a fire, and having to hear about halal food and how, exact quote here, "its invading store-shelves".

I'm just annoyed at it getting attention, like its some conspiracy. They could be using the time to alert people of fires, or floods, or people missing, but instead they choose to run this stupid story.

My fury is centered at news, really. I just typed it quick.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - beep beep diglett - 01-27-2011

did u no the washington monument is 666 ft tall, exactly?

just something to think about.....


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Evil Cheese - 01-27-2011

Fuck snow and fuck DC drivers! The snow itself isn't too bad. We probably got around 8-10 inches, but people around here don't know how to fucking drive. The were cars all over I-66 last night that were abandoned in the middle of the road. It's snow, not a nuclear fucking apocalypse.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 01-27-2011

(01-27-2011, 08:30 AM)Evil Cheese link Wrote: Fuck snow and fuck DC drivers! The snow itself isn't too bad. We probably got around 8-10 inches, but people around here don't know how to fucking drive. The were cars all over I-66 last night that were abandoned in the middle of the road. It's snow, not a nuclear fucking apocalypse.

How do I put car in 1st or 2nd gear to improve traction?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 01-27-2011

(01-27-2011, 08:45 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Evil Cheese link=topic=3709.msg193935#msg193935 date=1296135010]
Fuck snow and fuck DC drivers! The snow itself isn't too bad. We probably got around 8-10 inches, but people around here don't know how to fucking drive. The were cars all over I-66 last night that were abandoned in the middle of the road. It's snow, not a nuclear fucking apocalypse.

How do I put car in 1st or 2nd gear to improve traction?
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This why I drive a manual.





Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 01-27-2011

(01-27-2011, 10:03 AM)Kirby, the Spyro link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg193936#msg193936 date=1296135920]
[quote author=Evil Cheese link=topic=3709.msg193935#msg193935 date=1296135010]
Fuck snow and fuck DC drivers! The snow itself isn't too bad. We probably got around 8-10 inches, but people around here don't know how to fucking drive. The were cars all over I-66 last night that were abandoned in the middle of the road. It's snow, not a nuclear fucking apocalypse.

How do I put car in 1st or 2nd gear to improve traction?
[/quote]


This why I drive a manual.



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+1

I like having control over my car.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 01-27-2011

(01-27-2011, 08:45 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Evil Cheese link=topic=3709.msg193935#msg193935 date=1296135010]
Fuck snow and fuck DC drivers! The snow itself isn't too bad. We probably got around 8-10 inches, but people around here don't know how to fucking drive. The were cars all over I-66 last night that were abandoned in the middle of the road. It's snow, not a nuclear fucking apocalypse.

How do I put car in 1st or 2nd gear to improve traction?
[/quote]

Some automatic cars have a 2 and a 1 which let you force the car to stay in those gears on the indicator with P, N, D, and R .




Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 01-27-2011

(01-27-2011, 02:30 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg193936#msg193936 date=1296135920]
[quote author=Evil Cheese link=topic=3709.msg193935#msg193935 date=1296135010]
Fuck snow and fuck DC drivers! The snow itself isn't too bad. We probably got around 8-10 inches, but people around here don't know how to fucking drive. The were cars all over I-66 last night that were abandoned in the middle of the road. It's snow, not a nuclear fucking apocalypse.

How do I put car in 1st or 2nd gear to improve traction?
[/quote]

Some automatic cars have a 2 and a 1 which let you force the car to stay in those gears on the indicator with P, N, D, and R .


[/quote]


I think you missed the </sarcasm> tag.... :x


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Live-Free-Or-Pie - 01-27-2011

(01-27-2011, 02:33 PM)Kirby, the Spyro link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg193973#msg193973 date=1296156616]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg193936#msg193936 date=1296135920]
[quote author=Evil Cheese link=topic=3709.msg193935#msg193935 date=1296135010]
Fuck snow and fuck DC drivers! The snow itself isn't too bad. We probably got around 8-10 inches, but people around here don't know how to fucking drive. The were cars all over I-66 last night that were abandoned in the middle of the road. It's snow, not a nuclear fucking apocalypse.

How do I put car in 1st or 2nd gear to improve traction?
[/quote]

Some automatic cars have a 2 and a 1 which let you force the car to stay in those gears on the indicator with P, N, D, and R .


[/quote]


I think you missed the </sarcasm> tag.... :x
[/quote]


This is why my only car is the WMATA


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - HeK - 01-27-2011

(01-27-2011, 02:33 PM)Kirby, the Spyro link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg193973#msg193973 date=1296156616]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg193936#msg193936 date=1296135920]
[quote author=Evil Cheese link=topic=3709.msg193935#msg193935 date=1296135010]
Fuck snow and fuck DC drivers! The snow itself isn't too bad. We probably got around 8-10 inches, but people around here don't know how to fucking drive. The were cars all over I-66 last night that were abandoned in the middle of the road. It's snow, not a nuclear fucking apocalypse.

How do I put car in 1st or 2nd gear to improve traction?
[/quote]

Some automatic cars have a 2 and a 1 which let you force the car to stay in those gears on the indicator with P, N, D, and R .


[/quote]


I think you missed the </sarcasm> tag.... :x
[/quote]

Lower gears = bigger ratio = less speed = more torque = better chance breaking grip and wheel spin.

I vote to ban automatics.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 01-27-2011

(01-27-2011, 05:31 PM)HeK link Wrote: I vote to ban automatics.

Imagine how much safer the roads would be if people who couldn't learn to drive manual couldn't get a license.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Stein - 01-27-2011

(01-27-2011, 08:45 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Evil Cheese link=topic=3709.msg193935#msg193935 date=1296135010]
Fuck snow and fuck DC drivers! The snow itself isn't too bad. We probably got around 8-10 inches, but people around here don't know how to fucking drive. The were cars all over I-66 last night that were abandoned in the middle of the road. It's snow, not a nuclear fucking apocalypse.

How do I put car in 1st or 2nd gear to improve traction?
[/quote]

It doesn't exactly work that way...

Oh, guess what, my friend was just backed into today. It definitely wasn't his fault because the guy left his driveway without looking, but my friend literally came to a stop behind the guy. Seriously, learn to use the fucking throttle.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Surf314 - 01-28-2011

I've been having a pain in my chest, doctor says it's not heart burn but probably inflammation from when my throat and lungs were super sore thanks to the weather. But it could also be Angina or some heart thing  :-\


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - loldollas - 01-28-2011

my girlfriend keeps telling me about her thigh-high leather stillettos...(I kinda have a thing for nice legs, nice leather and nice heels..)


AND IM STUCK AT WORK UNTIL 5 Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad

psychological torture!!!

edit: now shes texting me pictures.
FML


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 01-28-2011

My ex is being a bitch because she wants the shit she'd downloaded on my HTPC...which won't boot. FFFFFF