Quote:SBCrystal and Luin (mostly for the cat part Wink) - Bliss Nanny
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Bliss Ninny doesn't understand why people just can't get along. While it is entirely unintentional, Bliss Ninny's utterly vacuous comments can drive the more pugnacious Warriors into a frenzy of aggression. Often in the heat of battle Bliss Ninny will discuss her cat.

Quote:Cyber Sisters are an extremely fierce confederation of fighting females who act something like a shrill Greek chorus, echoing and amplifying one another's voice until their foes retreat in disarray. They are generally leaderless, but anyone who challenges one Cyber Sister can expect to be savagely attacked by the others. Only the most powerful and battle-hardened of Warriors is strong enough to weather a Cyber Sisters attack.

(05-30-2009, 01:23 AM)SBCrystal link Wrote: ETA: I think that Luinz and I might be more this:

Quote:Cyber Sisters are an extremely fierce confederation of fighting females who act something like a shrill Greek chorus, echoing and amplifying one another's voice until their foes retreat in disarray. They are generally leaderless, but anyone who challenges one Cyber Sister can expect to be savagely attacked by the others. Only the most powerful and battle-hardened of Warriors is strong enough to weather a Cyber Sisters attack.

(05-29-2009, 05:59 PM)fyre link Wrote: Patois - Vongore

Quote:The tortured syntax of his messages immediately gives Patois away as a non-native speaker. Patois enters discussion forums with the best of intentions; he may want to get to know Americans, or practice his English, or exchange ideas about a particular subject. Predictably, his malaprops immediately draw fire from Evil Clown and Jerk - even Grammarian may weigh in. At first, Patois tries to parry the thrusts with inept banter, but as his tormenters turn up the heat Patois finally pops his cork. Forgetting what little English he knows he lashes out with sputtering ripostes such as, “ No, you must stopping now because you are a stupid.”, which only causes more piling on.

(05-30-2009, 01:42 AM)Vongore link Wrote: [quote author=fyre link=topic=2982.msg86813#msg86813 date=1243637941]


Patois - Vongore

Quote:The tortured syntax of his messages immediately gives Patois away as a non-native speaker. Patois enters discussion forums with the best of intentions; he may want to get to know Americans, or practice his English, or exchange ideas about a particular subject. Predictably, his malaprops immediately draw fire from Evil Clown and Jerk - even Grammarian may weigh in. At first, Patois tries to parry the thrusts with inept banter, but as his tormenters turn up the heat Patois finally pops his cork. Forgetting what little English he knows he lashes out with sputtering ripostes such as, “ No, you must stopping now because you are a stupid.”, which only causes more piling on.

(05-30-2009, 01:45 AM)Pokemon Trainer Blues link Wrote: [quote author=Vongore link=topic=2982.msg86962#msg86962 date=1243665726]
[quote author=fyre link=topic=2982.msg86813#msg86813 date=1243637941]


Patois - Vongore

Quote:The tortured syntax of his messages immediately gives Patois away as a non-native speaker. Patois enters discussion forums with the best of intentions; he may want to get to know Americans, or practice his English, or exchange ideas about a particular subject. Predictably, his malaprops immediately draw fire from Evil Clown and Jerk - even Grammarian may weigh in. At first, Patois tries to parry the thrusts with inept banter, but as his tormenters turn up the heat Patois finally pops his cork. Forgetting what little English he knows he lashes out with sputtering ripostes such as, “ No, you must stopping now because you are a stupid.”, which only causes more piling on.

(05-30-2009, 01:33 AM)Pokemon Trainer Blues link Wrote: [quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=2982.msg86959#msg86959 date=1243664608]ETA: I think that Luinz and I might be more this:

Quote:Cyber Sisters are an extremely fierce confederation of fighting females who act something like a shrill Greek chorus, echoing and amplifying one another's voice until their foes retreat in disarray. They are generally leaderless, but anyone who challenges one Cyber Sister can expect to be savagely attacked by the others. Only the most powerful and battle-hardened of Warriors is strong enough to weather a Cyber Sisters attack.

(05-30-2009, 01:51 AM)SBCrystal link Wrote: I know because women are all the same, right?! lololololololol

(05-29-2009, 11:54 PM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: SBCrystal and Luin (mostly for the cat part ) - Bliss Nanny

Quote:Bliss Ninny doesn't understand why people just can't get along. While it is entirely unintentional, Bliss Ninny's utterly vacuous comments can drive the more pugnacious Warriors into a frenzy of aggression. Often in the heat of battle Bliss Ninny will discuss her cat.

(05-30-2009, 01:42 AM)Vongore link Wrote: My english isn't that bad :<, my only flaw is when i wrote that scout thingy

(05-30-2009, 09:57 AM)Sponson link Wrote: Who am I?

(05-29-2009, 09:17 PM)peaches link Wrote: Ooh, do me, do me.

On second thought, this may not be very cordial.

Those are the only two I feel comfortable doing. Not to hate, but I have a bad hunch about this. The caricatures speak only to our bad sides.

Let's keep it civil, shall we?

Quote:Weenie is a very sensitive guy, and it angers and saddens him that everyone isn't just as sensitive as he. An admitted male feminist, Weenie is ever vigilant against anti-progressive attitudes. Though he seldom comes into personal contact with the working classes, he keenly feels the pain of their oppression nonetheless . Weenie's chief antagonists are Troglodyte, Evil Clown, Capitalista and sometimes Ideologue.

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Lurker does not participate in normal forum discourse, but he's out there...watching, reading every message. He is usually quite harmless, and more often than not his silence reflects a natural reticence rather than sinister motives. If a fight breaks out he will quietly observe to avoid revealing his position. Occasionally, however, some mysterious impulse drives him to de-lurk and attack.

(05-29-2009, 09:57 PM)Sarcastic Steve link Wrote: I am curious, someone do me!

Quote:Unsteady in his knowledge of computers and cyberculture Newbie perambulates the internet, blithely stumbling his way into discussion forums.

(05-29-2009, 10:23 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: Bend over, and we'll get started.

Quote:She always manages to sprinkle conversations with references to private parts and will never let pass without comment any mention of the words "eat," "enter," "come," "rub," etc.

Quote:Pinko has an angry, almost genetic loathing for privilege, greed, social exploitation, racism, sexism, homophobia, pro-lifers, the religious right, environmental degradation, the NRA, US imperialism, multinational corporations, big business, Republicans in general and George Bush in particular. Pinko openly admires Oliver Stone, Noam Chomsky and Michael Moore and anyone else who is critical of the US government and bourgeois culture. She ardently believes there is no enormity of which the United States is incapable and regards its entire history as an unbroken legacy of avarice, deceit and injustice.

(05-30-2009, 09:57 AM)Sponson link Wrote: Who am I?

(05-30-2009, 10:50 AM)fyre link Wrote: These are getting harder to do. I'm having to stretch. :-\

(05-30-2009, 10:41 AM)Metal Lemur Solid link Wrote: [quote author=Sponson link=topic=2982.msg86991#msg86991 date=1243695448]
Who am I?

(05-30-2009, 12:07 PM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: [quote author=fyre link=topic=2982.msg86999#msg86999 date=1243698621]
These are getting harder to do. I'm having to stretch. :-\

(05-30-2009, 10:50 AM)fyre link Wrote: Ok...I should have done this before, but I'll preface this post by saying these are just caricatures based on a few posts. I don't think any of these accurately represent you as a person, or even as a poster. I love you all. And you're free to place me in any category that you want.That said...

[quote author=peaches link=topic=2982.msg86890#msg86890 date=1243649848]
Ooh, do me, do me.

On second thought, this may not be very cordial.

Those are the only two I feel comfortable doing. Not to hate, but I have a bad hunch about this. The caricatures speak only to our bad sides.

Let's keep it civil, shall we?

Quote:Weenie is a very sensitive guy, and it angers and saddens him that everyone isn't just as sensitive as he. An admitted male feminist, Weenie is ever vigilant against anti-progressive attitudes. Though he seldom comes into personal contact with the working classes, he keenly feels the pain of their oppression nonetheless . Weenie's chief antagonists are Troglodyte, Evil Clown, Capitalista and sometimes Ideologue.

(05-30-2009, 12:40 PM)Sarcastic Steve link Wrote: I'm the newbie? Does that mean I can get away with spawn camping? >:3

(05-30-2009, 03:38 PM)Vongore link Wrote: [quote author=Sarcastic Steve link=topic=2982.msg87018#msg87018 date=1243705227]
I'm the newbie? Does that mean I can get away with spawn camping? >:3