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Re: Biggest animal you could take on? - copulatingduck - 07-21-2008

(07-20-2008, 07:17 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=904.msg23314#msg23314 date=1216599205]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=904.msg23283#msg23283 date=1216590376]
scenario: empty swimming pool, 25m x 10m  its like10m deep, you get a metal pipe
what could you take on?

i think i could comfortably take on something like a large dog, but once you get on to something like a bear, i think i would get raped.

I bet I could take on a bull. Or maybe a cougar.
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fuck no, you only have a pipe.
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I don't need a pipe to take on a bull or cougar. >Sad

Re: Biggest animal you could take on? - NiceGuy - 07-21-2008

ManBearPig

Re: Biggest animal you could take on? - Surf314 - 07-21-2008

Are we talking male or female??  Cuz I think I could take on male animals easier, just hit them in the goneys with the lead pipe.  Females however can be vicious especially if they think they are protecting their cubs.

Re: Biggest animal you could take on? - copulatingduck - 07-21-2008

(07-21-2008, 09:13 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: Are we talking male or female??  Cuz I think I could take on male animals easier, just hit them in the goneys with the lead pipe.  Females however can be vicious especially if they think they are protecting their cubs.

Show them a kitty to distract them????

Re: Biggest animal you could take on? - Fail Medic - 07-21-2008

I can take down an ant and a mosquito. 

I cannot face a wasp in combat.  I... can't.  I am psychologically unfit to face one.

Re: Biggest animal you could take on? - ScottyGrayskull - 07-21-2008

I could take on anything. Seriously, whatever comes at me would just get clubbed to death by my penis.

Re: Biggest animal you could take on? - Neonie - 07-21-2008

(07-21-2008, 10:59 PM)ScottyGrayskull link Wrote: I could take on anything. Seriously, whatever comes at me would just get clubbed to death by my sandwich.


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Re: Biggest animal you could take on? - ScottyGrayskull - 07-22-2008

(07-21-2008, 11:53 PM)Neonie link Wrote: [quote author=ScottyGrayskull link=topic=904.msg23713#msg23713 date=1216699168]
I could take on anything. Seriously, whatever comes at me would just get clubbed to death by my sammich.


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Fixed that for you

Re: Biggest animal you could take on? - Luinbariel - 07-22-2008

(07-21-2008, 09:24 AM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: Show them a kitty to distract them????

My only weakness...

Re: Biggest animal you could take on? - Neonie - 07-22-2008

(07-22-2008, 06:46 AM)ScottyGrayskull link Wrote: [quote author=Neonie link=topic=904.msg23731#msg23731 date=1216702411]
[quote author=ScottyGrayskull link=topic=904.msg23713#msg23713 date=1216699168]
I could take on anything. Seriously, whatever comes at me would just get clubbed to death by my sammich.


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Fixed that for you
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Re: Biggest animal you could take on? - jorge - 07-22-2008

I outwrestled a Gigantopithecus once.

Re: Biggest animal you could take on? - Tragic Hero - 07-22-2008

I can take on 8 Raccoons and maybe 15 Ferrets. 

Re: Biggest animal you could take on? - rumsfald - 07-22-2008

(07-22-2008, 07:02 PM)Tragic Hero link Wrote: I can take on 8 Raccoons and maybe 15 Ferrets. 

So, Anthrocon?

Re: Biggest animal you could take on? - Neonie - 07-22-2008

(07-22-2008, 08:45 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Tragic Hero link=topic=904.msg23917#msg23917 date=1216771334]
I can take on 8 Raccoons and maybe 15 Ferrets. 

So, Anthrocon?
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You sir, fucking win.

Re: Biggest animal you could take on? - HuckBerryGee - 07-22-2008

I could take on the godamn batman, if I'm allowed to use my teeth.

I could also beat... myself, fight club style