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Re: Your latency problems are over. - Versus - 02-10-2009

fios says 50mbps, about 2x your house.


Re: Your latency problems are over. - Blues - 02-10-2009

(02-10-2009, 02:29 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: Based on your recommendation I have purchased 3.  Can someone teach me how to make these into a RAID?
Actually sir, you'll need at least 4 to reach maximum throughput and begin getting negative ping, thereby allowing you to see games several minutes in advance and, well, long story short legally speedhack.

You'll also be able to download solid objects, such as computer peripherals or porn models.


Re: Your latency problems are over. - Surf314 - 02-10-2009

(02-10-2009, 05:57 PM)Blues link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2302.msg65934#msg65934 date=1234294170]
Based on your recommendation I have purchased 3.  Can someone teach me how to make these into a RAID?
Actually sir, you'll need at least 4 to reach maximum throughput and begin getting negative ping, thereby allowing you to see games several minutes in advance and, well, long story short legally speedhack.

You'll also be able to download solid objects, such as computer peripherals or porn models.
[/quote]

I will do this if only to finally win my battle against time.  Damn you cause and then effect, I want to have my effects now!


Re: Your latency problems are over. - Ianki - 02-10-2009

(02-10-2009, 05:57 PM)Blues link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2302.msg65934#msg65934 date=1234294170]
Based on your recommendation I have purchased 3.  Can someone teach me how to make these into a RAID?
Actually sir, you'll need at least 4 to reach maximum throughput and begin getting negative ping, thereby allowing you to see games several minutes in advance and, well, long story short legally speedhack.

You'll also be able to download solid objects, such as computer peripherals or porn models.
[/quote]

TIME TRAVEL!!!!


Re: Your latency problems are over. - zaneyard - 02-10-2009

(02-10-2009, 01:42 PM)IdiotWithGuns link Wrote: to tell you the trueth fios is not all that great
http://umlan.com/files/brbu/myhouse.JPG
this is at my house with Comcast cable.

anyone who has fios can you please post test speed here?
you get about five times my download and 7 times my upload
i have comcast also


Re: Your latency problems are over. - HeK - 02-10-2009

(02-10-2009, 02:31 PM)IdiotWithGuns link Wrote: raid a network card?
easily done
get a hp network card software and you can team 2 of them

First up, RAID stands for 'Redundant Array of Independent Disks' and has no baring on anything network related.

Secondly, you are referring to software adapter teaming; which can be done with two or more physical adapters and proper software support. You do not need HP cards. I have teams built using mixed vendors under Linux. Windows required driver support.

In addition, to use teamed adapters, you need a switch that supports Link Aggregation (as defined by the IEEE 802.3ad specification).

If you are looking to get more bandwidth at home, this won't help as your bottleneck is your leased connection. You cannot simply get two cable modems and hook them up to two network cards and expect to get double bandwidth. You will need an intelligent load-balancer capable of stateful connection tracking.


Re: Your latency problems are over. - Fail Medic - 02-10-2009

Quote:(paraphrased) Your provider is the bottleneck.

The Iron K has no time for your irrelevant excuses.


Re: Your latency problems are over. - Surf314 - 02-10-2009

(02-10-2009, 08:07 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=IdiotWithGuns link=topic=2302.msg65935#msg65935 date=1234294280]
raid a network card?
easily done
get a hp network card software and you can team 2 of them

First up, RAID stands for 'Redundant Array of Independent Disks' and has no barring on anything network related.

Secondly, you are referring to software adapter teaming; which can be done with two or more physical adapters and proper software support. You do not need HP cards. I have teams built using mixed vendors under Linux. Windows required driver support.

In addition, to use teamed adapters, you need a switch that supports Link Aggregation (as defined by the IEEE 802.3ad specification).

If you are looking to get more bandwidth at home, this won't help as your bottleneck is your leased connection. You cannot simply get two cable modems and hook them up to two network cards and expect to get double bandwidth. You will need an intelligent load-balancer capable of stateful connection tracking.
[/quote]

Before this gets too technical I would like to say I was being extremely sarcastic.  IWG I cannot speak for.

(02-10-2009, 05:57 PM)Blues link Wrote: You'll also be able to download solid objects, such as computer peripherals or porn models.

You know I was just thinking about when they would make porn 3d but this sounds better.  I wish to invest in your company.


Re: Your latency problems are over. - Honest - 02-10-2009

(02-10-2009, 08:47 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=2302.msg65997#msg65997 date=1234314444]
[quote author=IdiotWithGuns link=topic=2302.msg65935#msg65935 date=1234294280]
raid a network card?
easily done
get a hp network card software and you can team 2 of them

First up, RAID stands for 'Redundant Array of Independent Disks' and has no barring on anything network related.

Secondly, you are referring to software adapter teaming; which can be done with two or more physical adapters and proper software support. You do not need HP cards. I have teams built using mixed vendors under Linux. Windows required driver support.

In addition, to use teamed adapters, you need a switch that supports Link Aggregation (as defined by the IEEE 802.3ad specification).

If you are looking to get more bandwidth at home, this won't help as your bottleneck is your leased connection. You cannot simply get two cable modems and hook them up to two network cards and expect to get double bandwidth. You will need an intelligent load-balancer capable of stateful connection tracking.
[/quote]

Before this gets too technical I would like to say I was being extremely sarcastic.  IWG I cannot speak for.

(02-10-2009, 05:57 PM)Blues link Wrote: You'll also be able to download solid objects, such as computer peripherals or porn models.

You know I was just thinking about when they would make porn 3d but this sounds better.  I wish to invest in your company.
[/quote]

I wouldn't want to download porn stars...my room would smell funny.


Re: Your latency problems are over. - zaneyard - 02-11-2009

(02-10-2009, 08:07 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=IdiotWithGuns link=topic=2302.msg65935#msg65935 date=1234294280]
raid a network card?
easily done
get a hp network card software and you can team 2 of them

First up, RAID stands for 'Redundant Array of Independent Disks' and has no baring on anything network related.

Secondly, you are referring to software adapter teaming; which can be done with two or more physical adapters and proper software support. You do not need HP cards. I have teams built using mixed vendors under Linux. Windows required driver support.

In addition, to use teamed adapters, you need a switch that supports Link Aggregation (as defined by the IEEE 802.3ad specification).

If you are looking to get more bandwidth at home, this won't help as your bottleneck is your leased connection. You cannot simply get two cable modems and hook them up to two network cards and expect to get double bandwidth. You will need an intelligent load-balancer capable of stateful connection tracking.
[/quote]
sorry hek, im fairly sure that everyone is making fun of these network cards. unless of course, your seriousness is a joke to that you are manically laughing at.


Re: Your latency problems are over. - Blues - 02-11-2009

(02-10-2009, 08:47 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=2302.msg65997#msg65997 date=1234314444]
[quote author=IdiotWithGuns link=topic=2302.msg65935#msg65935 date=1234294280]
raid a network card?
easily done
get a hp network card software and you can team 2 of them

First up, RAID stands for 'Redundant Array of Independent Disks' and has no barring on anything network related.

Secondly, you are referring to software adapter teaming; which can be done with two or more physical adapters and proper software support. You do not need HP cards. I have teams built using mixed vendors under Linux. Windows required driver support.

In addition, to use teamed adapters, you need a switch that supports Link Aggregation (as defined by the IEEE 802.3ad specification).

If you are looking to get more bandwidth at home, this won't help as your bottleneck is your leased connection. You cannot simply get two cable modems and hook them up to two network cards and expect to get double bandwidth. You will need an intelligent load-balancer capable of stateful connection tracking.
[/quote]

Before this gets too technical I would like to say I was being extremely sarcastic.  IWG I cannot speak for.

(02-10-2009, 05:57 PM)Blues link Wrote: You'll also be able to download solid objects, such as computer peripherals or porn models.

You know I was just thinking about when they would make porn 3d but this sounds better.  I wish to invest in your company.
[/quote]
Actually we have a job opening. If you'd like to purchase exactly 18.5 of these cards and run Windows 3.1, you should be able to meet us in the year 1812 at 2:00pm for an interview.


Re: Your latency problems are over. - HeK - 02-11-2009

(02-11-2009, 01:58 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: sorry hek, im fairly sure that everyone is making fun of these network cards. unless of course, your seriousness is a joke to that you are manically laughing at.

Even if Surf was joking about building a 'raid' of network cards, the practice is extremely common albeit not as easy as stated.


Re: Your latency problems are over. - CaffeinePowered - 02-11-2009

(02-11-2009, 07:50 AM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2302.msg66053#msg66053 date=1234335517]
sorry hek, im fairly sure that everyone is making fun of these network cards. unless of course, your seriousness is a joke to that you are manically laughing at.

Even if Surf was joking about building a 'raid' of network cards, the practice is extremely common albeit not as easy as stated.
[/quote]

Man speaks the truth, you think servers have just one network jack  Tongue


Re: Your latency problems are over. - Surf314 - 02-11-2009

(02-11-2009, 05:56 AM)Blues link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2302.msg66004#msg66004 date=1234316877]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=2302.msg65997#msg65997 date=1234314444]
[quote author=IdiotWithGuns link=topic=2302.msg65935#msg65935 date=1234294280]
raid a network card?
easily done
get a hp network card software and you can team 2 of them

First up, RAID stands for 'Redundant Array of Independent Disks' and has no barring on anything network related.

Secondly, you are referring to software adapter teaming; which can be done with two or more physical adapters and proper software support. You do not need HP cards. I have teams built using mixed vendors under Linux. Windows required driver support.

In addition, to use teamed adapters, you need a switch that supports Link Aggregation (as defined by the IEEE 802.3ad specification).

If you are looking to get more bandwidth at home, this won't help as your bottleneck is your leased connection. You cannot simply get two cable modems and hook them up to two network cards and expect to get double bandwidth. You will need an intelligent load-balancer capable of stateful connection tracking.
[/quote]

Before this gets too technical I would like to say I was being extremely sarcastic.  IWG I cannot speak for.

(02-10-2009, 05:57 PM)Blues link Wrote: You'll also be able to download solid objects, such as computer peripherals or porn models.

You know I was just thinking about when they would make porn 3d but this sounds better.  I wish to invest in your company.
[/quote]
Actually we have a job opening. If you'd like to purchase exactly 18.5 of these cards and run Windows 3.1, you should be able to meet us in the year 1812 at 2:00pm for an interview.
[/quote]

Son of a bitch I was there and you weren't.  Also I am now 222 years old.  I had to take the long way back.


Re: Your latency problems are over. - Blues - 02-11-2009

I apologize, our interviews actually took place at 12pm, you just missed them.


Re: Your latency problems are over. - at0m - 02-17-2009

(02-11-2009, 09:32 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=2302.msg66075#msg66075 date=1234356652]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2302.msg66053#msg66053 date=1234335517]
sorry hek, im fairly sure that everyone is making fun of these network cards. unless of course, your seriousness is a joke to that you are manically laughing at.

Even if Surf was joking about building a 'raid' of network cards, the practice is extremely common albeit not as easy as stated.
[/quote]

Man speaks the truth, you think servers have just one network jack  Tongue
[/quote]Its called 'load balancing'. Also, I don't understand why this thing doesn't have two ports and do it all by itself, that would be epic.


Re: Your latency problems are over. - HeK - 02-17-2009

(02-17-2009, 05:22 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=2302.msg66081#msg66081 date=1234362743]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=2302.msg66075#msg66075 date=1234356652]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2302.msg66053#msg66053 date=1234335517]
sorry hek, im fairly sure that everyone is making fun of these network cards. unless of course, your seriousness is a joke to that you are manically laughing at.

Even if Surf was joking about building a 'raid' of network cards, the practice is extremely common albeit not as easy as stated.
[/quote]

Man speaks the truth, you think servers have just one network jack  Tongue
[/quote]Its called 'load balancing'. Also, I don't understand why this thing doesn't have two ports and do it all by itself, that would be epic.
[/quote]

Load balancing is a complete science into it's self. A system with two network interfaces is not instantly a load balancer. Network arrogation is not load balancing, it's a form of redundancy.

An F5 makes a proper load balancer. I have a pair of BIG-IP balancers in one of my racks, they cost $30k each.


Re: Your latency problems are over. - ainmosni - 02-18-2009

(02-17-2009, 10:45 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=2302.msg67324#msg67324 date=1234909336]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=2302.msg66081#msg66081 date=1234362743]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=2302.msg66075#msg66075 date=1234356652]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2302.msg66053#msg66053 date=1234335517]
sorry hek, im fairly sure that everyone is making fun of these network cards. unless of course, your seriousness is a joke to that you are manically laughing at.

Even if Surf was joking about building a 'raid' of network cards, the practice is extremely common albeit not as easy as stated.
[/quote]

Man speaks the truth, you think servers have just one network jack  Tongue
[/quote]Its called 'load balancing'. Also, I don't understand why this thing doesn't have two ports and do it all by itself, that would be epic.
[/quote]

Load balancing is a complete science into it's self. A system with two network interfaces is not instantly a load balancer. Network arrogation is not load balancing, it's a form of redundancy.

An F5 makes a proper load balancer. I have a pair of BIG-IP balancers in one of my racks, they cost $30k each.
[/quote]

Actually, my colleague has used a lot of F5 stuff and he says they are very underwhelming for the price you pay for it. His company switched to linux load balancers because the F5 didn't have half the throughput that the linux loadbalancers could do.


Re: Your latency problems are over. - HeK - 02-18-2009

(02-18-2009, 06:48 AM)ainmosni link Wrote: Actually, my colleague has used a lot of F5 stuff and he says they are very underwhelming for the price you pay for it. His company switched to linux load balancers because the F5 didn't have half the throughput that the linux loadbalancers could do.

No complaints here. I personally would have gone for any other option, but we require a product with available vendor support, so pretty much anything open source is out of the question.


Re: Your latency problems are over. - Versus - 02-18-2009

nerd fight



Wink