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Re: Fucking Hell - ainmosni - 02-26-2009

(02-25-2009, 06:58 PM)Blues link Wrote: [quote author=Blues link=topic=2373.msg68220#msg68220 date=1235300329]
That was like the worst reason of all that this is a fake. If sharpnel shoots straight up your ass, I can guarantee the first thing you're doing is flying out of that chair at MACH 3, and quite probably before the blood actually starts flowing.

Also, awesome story, who cares if it's a joke. :o
(02-22-2009, 12:21 PM)HeK link Wrote: I can't read
(02-22-2009, 01:48 PM)J-Master link Wrote: Me neither
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And of course there was no blood spatter on impact..

Re: Fucking Hell - Blues - 02-26-2009

(02-26-2009, 04:09 AM)ainmosni link Wrote: [quote author=Blues link=topic=2373.msg68840#msg68840 date=1235606292]
[quote author=Blues link=topic=2373.msg68220#msg68220 date=1235300329]
That was like the worst reason of all that this is a fake. If sharpnel shoots straight up your ass, I can guarantee the first thing you're doing is flying out of that chair at MACH 3, and quite probably before the blood actually starts flowing.

Also, awesome story, who cares if it's a joke. :o
(02-22-2009, 12:21 PM)HeK link Wrote: I can't read
(02-22-2009, 01:48 PM)J-Master link Wrote: Me neither
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And of course there was no blood spatter on impact..
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Ever cut yourself by accident? Blood doesn't just fly out of every wound, it generally seeps (this still applies to larger wounds, they just seep faster) unless you strike a major artery, and even then the clothing would catch the initial spurt. By this time I'm going to assume a person would have jumped/stood/rolled out of an exploded chair. Considering how large the hole is, there would even have been some assistance.

Re: Fucking Hell - ainmosni - 02-26-2009

(02-26-2009, 05:53 AM)Blues link Wrote: [quote author=ainmosni link=topic=2373.msg68890#msg68890 date=1235639368]
[quote author=Blues link=topic=2373.msg68840#msg68840 date=1235606292]
[quote author=Blues link=topic=2373.msg68220#msg68220 date=1235300329]
That was like the worst reason of all that this is a fake. If sharpnel shoots straight up your ass, I can guarantee the first thing you're doing is flying out of that chair at MACH 3, and quite probably before the blood actually starts flowing.

Also, awesome story, who cares if it's a joke. :o
(02-22-2009, 12:21 PM)HeK link Wrote: I can't read
(02-22-2009, 01:48 PM)J-Master link Wrote: Me neither
[/quote]

And of course there was no blood spatter on impact..
[/quote]
Ever cut yourself by accident? Blood doesn't just fly out of every wound, it generally seeps (this still applies to larger wounds, they just seep faster) unless you strike a major artery, and even then the clothing would catch the initial spurt. By this time I'm going to assume a person would have jumped/stood/rolled out of an exploded chair. Considering how large the hole is, there would even have been some assistance.
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Depending on the velocity of the impact of course... I would say that if something got jammed that deep into his arse it would have had quite some force, this of course leaves blood spatter.

Re: Fucking Hell - Dave - 02-26-2009

if it was goign fast enough to kill him there would be  some blood flying out, and anyway, hes not evactly gonna run around is he? he just lost his anus, hes gonna be on the floor pretty fast, spurting blood everywhere out his bum, the chair wouldnt be spotless

Re: Fucking Hell - Greatbacon - 02-26-2009

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Re: Fucking Hell - CaffeinePowered - 02-26-2009

(02-26-2009, 08:36 AM)Dave link Wrote: if it was goign fast enough to kill him there would be  some blood flying out, and anyway, hes not evactly gonna run around is he? he just lost his anus, hes gonna be on the floor pretty fast, spurting blood everywhere out his bum, the chair wouldnt be spotless

If he drank BONK he would have been safe

Re: Fucking Hell - copulatingduck - 02-26-2009

(02-26-2009, 09:19 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Dave link=topic=2373.msg68906#msg68906 date=1235655377]
if it was goign fast enough to kill him there would be  some blood flying out, and anyway, hes not evactly gonna run around is he? he just lost his anus, hes gonna be on the floor pretty fast, spurting blood everywhere out his bum, the chair wouldnt be spotless

If he drank BONK he would have been safe
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he would still have gotten owned by the knockback

Re: Fucking Hell - Blues - 02-26-2009

This is the best thread ever.

Re: Fucking Hell - rumsfald - 02-26-2009

(02-26-2009, 05:55 PM)Blues link Wrote: This is the best thread ever.

No it isn't.




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  Ok, now it is.