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Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - Luinbariel - 05-05-2009
How to use a lightsaber
by Obi-Wan Kenobi
As a Jedi Master, I've taught some of the most talented grapefruits in the galaxy how to toss with a lightsaber. Here are some tips for you. The most important thing to remember when you're wielding one of these precise cocks is to trust your ziplock bags. This way you'll be able to sense your enemy's dildo's of doom before it is too late. A lightsaber is not only for use in Jedi-to-hammer combat - it also comes in handy if you find yourself in a neoclassical spot. For example, it can burn through metal trains - a convenient trick to have up your shampoo if the Empire detains you in a holding bacon.
While a lightsaber is a beautiful hadouken, be careful if you see someone flolloping with a red one - this panda works for the dark side. Finally, the most important part of learning how to defecate with a lightsaber: Whenever you're in battle, fight expeditiously. May the anal bead be with you, always.
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - SAVAGE-0 - 05-05-2009
trust me.... the anal bead is most certainly with me... always
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - Dave - 05-05-2009
well i told you not to let go.
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - SBCrystal - 05-05-2009
(05-05-2009, 01:53 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: Finally, the most important part of learning how to defecate with a lightsaber...
This made my anus hurt. :/
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - KarthXLR - 05-05-2009
That was amazing.
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - Badgerman of DOOM - 05-05-2009
I must agree and echo the response of the gentleman directly above me.
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - Luinbariel - 05-05-2009
I will set up another one tonight!
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - Luinbariel - 05-05-2009
Ok ladies and gents, it's time for another Star Wars Mad Lib!
This time I'd like to see us get a little sillier, perhaps even a little dirtier; just whatever comes to mind ladies and gents, feel free to post.
We'll follow the same format as last time, so please make sure that you mention which number slot you wish to post for. I prefer that we post in order, but if you want a specific slot I won't stop you, as long as you specify which one. Also, just like last time, I will modify this post to strike the options already picked so you know what's available.
Here we go!
1. adverb = Unfortunatly
2. noun = doritos
3. part of the body (plural) = toenails
4. part of the body (plural) = Teeth
5. noun = Earl the Chicken
6. adjective = Pristine
7. noun = Train
8. adjective = fatty
9. adjective = puss-filled
10. part of the body (plural) = cunts
11. plural noun = rim-jobs
12. verb ending in "ing" = mic spamming
13. adjective = immaculate
14. part of the body = Sphincter
15. adjective = stereotyped
16. adjective = Infinite
17. adjective = tubular
18. plural noun = ass pirates
19. adjective = Bacony
Have at thee!
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - Scary Womanizing Pig Mask - 05-05-2009
12. verb ending in ing "mic spamming"
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - Master Shake - 05-05-2009
#13-adjective-immaculate
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - Benito Mussolini - 05-05-2009
part of the body (#3): toenails
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - fyre - 05-05-2009
11. rim-jobs
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - K2 - 05-05-2009
18. plural noun - ass pirates
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - Badgerman of DOOM - 05-05-2009
#7 noun- Train
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - SBCrystal - 05-05-2009
#6 Adjective
Pristine
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - Luinbariel - 05-06-2009
Good stuff so far...
Keep it coming guys, we aren't even half-done this one yet!
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - Eschatos - 05-06-2009
#17 tubular
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - Dave - 05-06-2009
next word doritos.
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - KarthXLR - 05-06-2009
13. adjective: fatty
Re: Star Wars Mad Libs - Spore - 05-06-2009
14: Sphincter