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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 02-03-2011 Not much of an FML compared to everyone else's serious problems... but I JUST realized that the extension the neighbour is putting on his house will block ALL sunlight from my prime gardening space, in which I finally managed to grow a hardy lavender. It will now have to be moved and, as a result, will most likely die or not flower for an entire other year. ALL the money I spent on plants specifically for that space has been fucking WASTED. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 02-03-2011 (02-03-2011, 05:28 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: Not much of an FML compared to everyone else's serious problems... but I JUST realized that the extension the neighbour is putting on his house will block ALL sunlight from my prime gardening space, in which I finally managed to grow a hardy lavender. It will now have to be moved and, as a result, will most likely die or not flower for an entire other year. ALL the money I spent on plants specifically for that space has been fucking WASTED. Arson? Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - HeK - 02-03-2011 Our team's rally car, trailer and extra bits has been crushed under several tons of snow that slid off a roof top..... I'll see if I can get pictures. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 02-03-2011 (02-03-2011, 06:39 PM)HeK link Wrote: Our team's rally car, trailer and extra bits has been crushed under several tons of snow that slid off a roof top..... ohshit. That blows chunks. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 02-03-2011 (02-03-2011, 08:15 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg195032#msg195032 date=1296776374] ohshit. That blows chunks. [/quote]sounds like insurance claim time. Also, if anyone could put a car back together, it'd be you guys right ;x Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - HeK - 02-03-2011 (02-03-2011, 09:02 PM)CUBA LIBRE link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg195048#msg195048 date=1296782119] ohshit. That blows chunks. [/quote]sounds like insurance claim time. Also, if anyone could put a car back together, it'd be you guys right ;x [/quote] Yeah, again Turns out someone is a drama queen, as I found out on my drive-by hours later: =/ Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 02-03-2011 (02-03-2011, 06:36 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg195028#msg195028 date=1296772129] Arson? [/quote] Naw. I also realized that this means there will never be direct sunlight in the bathroom again... I am equally upset about that. It was one of the things I loved most about the house; no more sunshine in the shower I guess. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - loldollas - 02-04-2011 vitamin caught in throat all day. awful feeling Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Turtle - 02-05-2011 My friend broke my fucking headphone (like literally snapped it in half) and is refusing to pay for them this fucking shit is hanging from my left ear im going to murder a small white boy Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 02-05-2011 do it Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - beep beep diglett - 02-05-2011 im dying squirtle Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Vandamguy - 02-05-2011 (02-04-2011, 03:24 PM)loldollas link Wrote: vitamin caught in throat all day.i take pills with applesauce , its pretty awesome. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Stein - 02-05-2011 (02-03-2011, 06:39 PM)HeK link Wrote: Our team's rally car, trailer and extra bits has been crushed under several tons of snow that slid off a roof top.....Wait, you rally too? WHAT DON'T YOU DO?? Also, how can I initiate a slide at super-low speeds? I want to be able to: A, slide into my driveway sideways and B, do a 180* turn in my driveway in one motion :p. (02-04-2011, 03:24 PM)loldollas link Wrote: vitamin caught in throat all day.I can totally relate. I used to take two 1-gram pills at once and would have to sit there drinking water for like 20 minutes to get them down... This is after I swallow them btw. Also, today on the 2-hr bus ride to Bangor, ME, I took an antibiotic on an empty-ish stomach and puked up everything I ate after that to try to stop the nausea. Thank god I had brought the pill in a plastic bag, which was subsequently empty, and then subsequently full. But at least our robotics team is going to disney world... (02-03-2011, 10:49 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg194963#msg194963 date=1296709926]I feel ya, bro. My issue is with everyone I don't know very well, not just girls :p. [/quote] Talk to anyone. Be confident, talk with a volume that demands attention. Make remarks about anything to anyone. And this is a big one, just because you don't do something certain people do, doesn't mean you can't start doing it. An example of this is drinking. Before I came to university, I saw drinking as a waste of money, but my Dad gave me a simple little tidbit of advice, "There's nothing wrong with a social drink." I took it to heart, and I'm currently at the height of popularity in my lifetime. [/quote] The thing is though I can never find what to say off the top of my head unless it is a civil debate or someone I know well. [/quote] walk up to a girl, look down at your dong, look back up at her and say "It ain't gonna suck itself." Post results. [/quote] Reminds me of something one of my Subaru forums had going: the Official "Ay, girl, when you gonna let me tap dat" thread. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - HeK - 02-06-2011 (02-05-2011, 11:09 PM)Stein link Wrote: Also, how can I initiate a slide at super-low speeds? I want to be able to: A, slide into my driveway sideways and B, do a 180* turn in my driveway in one motion :p. You'd pretty much have to cover your driveway, approach and street with ice, or possibly gravel. You need to be able to break rear grip which is a little difficult without loads of power or speed; try flicking the weight and/or using the handbrake. Doing a 180 is pretty hard without a good LSD. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Stein - 02-06-2011 We got a few inches of snow but then it sleeted/rained for a few hours. (02-06-2011, 12:44 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg195323#msg195323 date=1296965366] You'd pretty much have to cover your driveway, approach and street with ice, or possibly gravel. You need to be able to break rear grip which is a little difficult without loads of power or speed; try flicking the weight and/or using the handbrake. Doing a 180 is pretty hard without a good LSD. [/quote] I know a guy who can do it with a '96 Legacy sedan (2.2L) in snow. If he can do it, I should be able to too :p. Driveway is pretty icy today... Unfortunately, so are the snowbanks... Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - HeK - 02-06-2011 (02-06-2011, 12:47 PM)Stein link Wrote: I know a guy who can do it with a '96 Legacy sedan (2.2L) in snow. If he can do it, I should be able to too :p. Driveway is pretty icy today... Unfortunately, so are the snowbanks... Parking lots, practice. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 02-06-2011 (02-06-2011, 01:06 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=Stein link=topic=3709.msg195363#msg195363 date=1297014427] Parking lots, practice. [/quote] I slide into my driveway, my parking space at work and my space here at home. I also do not have AWD. =/ Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - k0ala - 02-06-2011 I have weekends again! I also have graveyard shift. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Squishy3 - 02-07-2011 i hate when dumbasses from forums you used to go to pop up on one of the other forums you frequent in a coincidence Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - sk8mystery23 - 02-07-2011 Sitting in the parking lot. Eating my lunch between classes. Turn head. Couple doing it in car about three parking spaces down. Appetite ruined. Put food away. Move car. |