(05-19-2009, 08:39 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: shit. where is the pic comparing judaism, christianity, and islam to a movie series and mormonism to fan fiction?

(05-19-2009, 08:46 AM)fyre link Wrote: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000NZW3IY

Quote:"This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark."

(05-19-2009, 08:41 AM)Karf the Walrus link Wrote: [quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=52.msg84088#msg84088 date=1242740364]
shit. where is the pic comparing judaism, christianity, and islam to a movie series and mormonism to fan fiction?

Quote:Is my son becoming a nerd?

For the past couple of months my 19 year old son has become complete tender foot, he has been reading about computers and technology.He likes to do math, wont play sports.Yesterday when my son confronted me and said he wanted to go to college become soft ware engineer, (being enraged) I smacked him to the ground and attacked him.Whats going on with my son?Is he becoming a geek?

(05-19-2009, 12:10 PM)fyre link Wrote: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080325011942AAlTR7b

Quote:Is my son becoming a nerd?

For the past couple of months my 19 year old son has become complete tender foot, he has been reading about computers and technology.He likes to do math, wont play sports.Yesterday when my son confronted me and said he wanted to go to college become soft ware engineer, (being enraged) I smacked him to the ground and attacked him.Whats going on with my son?Is he becoming a geek?

(05-19-2009, 12:38 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=fyre link=topic=52.msg84139#msg84139 date=1242753045]
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080325011942AAlTR7b

Quote:Is my son becoming a nerd?

For the past couple of months my 19 year old son has become complete tender foot, he has been reading about computers and technology.He likes to do math, wont play sports.Yesterday when my son confronted me and said he wanted to go to college become soft ware engineer, (being enraged) I smacked him to the ground and attacked him.Whats going on with my son?Is he becoming a geek?

(05-19-2009, 12:27 PM)fyre link Wrote: Nancy Pelosi v. The CIA


WTF is htis shit?

(05-19-2009, 01:19 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=fyre link=topic=52.msg84141#msg84141 date=1242754071]
Nancy Pelosi v. The CIA


WTF is htis shit?

(05-19-2009, 12:45 PM)SBCrystal link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=52.msg84145#msg84145 date=1242754706]
[quote author=fyre link=topic=52.msg84139#msg84139 date=1242753045]
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080325011942AAlTR7b

Quote:Is my son becoming a nerd?

For the past couple of months my 19 year old son has become complete tender foot, he has been reading about computers and technology.He likes to do math, wont play sports.Yesterday when my son confronted me and said he wanted to go to college become soft ware engineer, (being enraged) I smacked him to the ground and attacked him.Whats going on with my son?Is he becoming a geek?