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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Hobospartan - 03-24-2011
Welcome to life, enjoy your stay.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 03-25-2011
4 inches of snow on the ground here in Omaha.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Totla - 03-25-2011
So much pain I cried. Ow.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - PyroZombie - 03-25-2011
(03-25-2011, 05:13 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: So much pain I cried. Ow.Were you a accosted by a chisler?
Get it, Granite? A-booo.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - copulatingduck - 03-26-2011
(03-24-2011, 03:16 AM)Didzo link Wrote: Ever have someone tell something to you and then you can't say anything in response because it'll just sound hollow?
Rhetorical question, don't answer it.
Feels bad man.
Back when I was doing tech support I once answered a call and was greeted with "My daughter was brutally raped, and dont you dare tell me you're sorry"
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Vongore - 03-26-2011
So, my parents leave for the south during the weekend, leaving me on charge. My 16 year old brother tells me he wants to have a BBQ with some friends after a soccer game. I'm like "Okay, do as you please, as long as you clean afterwards". Then, i go upstairs to keep trying to fix my videocard.
Time passes and i go downtairs to ask for some food. The only thing they have is a pack of Sausages, i'm like "okay, this is weird, but maybe they are cheap bastards" so i steal some sausages and go back upstairs.
It's 1AM, and the whole lot of 10 16yo are throwing up on the grass, tables and chairs. They were drinking beers (i could count 24 cans, but i know they hid some) and now i'm between 2 decisions. 1 go myself now, clean every single barf pond out of everything on the backyards or wait for my parents tomorrow to discover everything upside down, blaming me for not taking care of them.
Oh, and i can't just call my parents so they don't get the surprise as if i was hiding it from them, because if i do that my brother will be mad :/.
Oh thee wise brb what should i do?
PS: BTW now i have a bunch of drunken kids playing Xbox next to me because i must hold them until their parents come pick them up because my brother is barfing on his bed atm. Yay
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 03-26-2011
(03-26-2011, 11:00 PM)Vongore link Wrote: It's 1AM, and the whole lot of 10 16yo are throwing up on the grass, tables and chairs.
... barf pond ....
Oh thee wise brb what should i do?
1) grab sharpie or other permanent marker
2) find drunk and passed out people
3) practice your skill at drawing cocks on foreheads
4) they wake up tomorrow and learn natural consequences
5) you get credit with your parents for helping teach them a lesson
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 03-27-2011
(03-26-2011, 11:49 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg200739#msg200739 date=1301198431]
It's 1AM, and the whole lot of 10 16yo are throwing up on the grass, tables and chairs.
... barf pond ....
Oh thee wise brb what should i do?
1) grab sharpie or other permanent marker
2) find drunk and passed out people
3) practice your skill at drawing cocks on foreheads
4) they wake up tomorrow and learn natural consequences
5) you get credit with your parents for helping teach them a lesson
[/quote]he speaks truth.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - cbre88x - 03-27-2011
(03-27-2011, 12:19 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg200746#msg200746 date=1301201382]
[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg200739#msg200739 date=1301198431]
It's 1AM, and the whole lot of 10 16yo are throwing up on the grass, tables and chairs.
... barf pond ....
Oh thee wise brb what should i do?
1) grab sharpie or other permanent marker
2) find drunk and passed out people
3) practice your skill at drawing cocks on foreheads
4) they wake up tomorrow and learn natural consequences
5) you get credit with your parents for helping teach them a lesson
[/quote]he speaks truth.
[/quote]
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Greatbacon - 03-27-2011
(03-26-2011, 11:00 PM)Vongore link Wrote: Oh, and i can't just call my parents so they don't get the surprise as if i was hiding it from them, because if i do that my brother will be mad :/.He's the one that's going to be mad? You should be mad at him for being a dumbass. His choice, his consequence.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Totla - 03-27-2011
(03-27-2011, 12:39 AM)cbre88x link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg200748#msg200748 date=1301203171]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg200746#msg200746 date=1301201382]
[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg200739#msg200739 date=1301198431]
It's 1AM, and the whole lot of 10 16yo are throwing up on the grass, tables and chairs.
... barf pond ....
Oh thee wise brb what should i do?
1) grab sharpie or other permanent marker
2) find drunk and passed out people
3) practice your skill at drawing cocks on foreheads
4) they wake up tomorrow and learn natural consequences
5) you get credit with your parents for helping teach them a lesson
[/quote]he speaks truth.
[/quote]
[/quote]Don't forget to tag them in the pictures on facebook.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Vongore - 03-27-2011
(03-27-2011, 12:45 AM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg200739#msg200739 date=1301198431]He's the one that's going to be mad? You should be mad at him for being a dumbass. His choice, his consequence.
Oh, and i can't just call my parents so they don't get the surprise as if i was hiding it from them, because if i do that my brother will be mad :/.
[/quote]
More than that, i don't want to feel like a dick
Also, reading my post, i was so mad i made a lot of grammar mistakes, but the idea is still there
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - K2 - 03-27-2011
(03-27-2011, 01:08 AM)Vongore link Wrote: [quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=3709.msg200751#msg200751 date=1301204707]He's the one that's going to be mad? You should be mad at him for being a dumbass. His choice, his consequence.
[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg200739#msg200739 date=1301198431]
Oh, and i can't just call my parents so they don't get the surprise as if i was hiding it from them, because if i do that my brother will be mad :/.
[/quote]
More than that, i don't want to feel like a dick
Also, reading my post, i was so mad i made a lot of grammar mistakes, but the idea is still there
[/quote]
It's his responsibility to clean up his friends' mess. If he doesn't do that he's the one being a dick.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dave - 03-27-2011
You kick the fuck out of your stupid brother, then you throw his dumb-ass friends out into the garden covered in puke.
Get your baseball bat and give them cleaning shit, make them clean the mess, the ones that dont comply get a new mouth on the side of their face.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 03-27-2011
(03-27-2011, 08:15 AM)Dave link Wrote: You kick the fuck out of your stupid brother, then you throw his dumb-ass friends out into the garden covered in puke.
Get your baseball bat and give them cleaning shit, make them clean the mess, the ones that dont comply get a new mouth on the side of their face.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - PyroZombie - 03-27-2011
(03-27-2011, 08:17 AM)Kirby, the Spyro link Wrote: [quote author=Dave link=topic=3709.msg200763#msg200763 date=1301231752][/quote]
You kick the fuck out of your stupid brother, then you throw his dumb-ass friends out into the garden covered in puke.
Get your baseball bat and give them cleaning shit, make them clean the mess, the ones that dont comply get a new mouth on the side of their face.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 03-27-2011
Your parents are probably going to blame you no matter what, might as well extract a little pre-emptive revenge.
In other news, I'm somewhere, waiting to get on a plane, and that somewhere sucks pretty hard.Â
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Vongore - 03-27-2011
(03-27-2011, 07:21 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: Your parents are probably going to blame you no matter what, might as well extract a little pre-emptive revenge.
In other news, I'm somewhere, waiting to get on a plane, and that somewhere sucks pretty hard.Â
Yeah, they're going to be like "You're 22! How could you not notice that?"
Also, i love waiting for planes (unless i'm late for something). Watching people nervous, anxious or tired makes me happy
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 03-28-2011
(03-27-2011, 07:21 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: Your parents are probably going to blame you no matter what, might as well extract a little pre-emptive revenge.
In other news, I'm somewhere, waiting to get on a plane, and that somewhere sucks pretty hard.Â
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coelit - 03-28-2011
Well I am unsure if this fits into fuck my life but it sure has been bothering me as of late, I am at the point in the road where I do not know what the fuck I am going to do or what even I want to do with my future, I mean me and some friends are thinking of making a sort of store, think of a store where there are LAN parties and tournies, trading card games being sold such as Yugioh and Magic (also tournies), our stock would be mostly manga/ anime, comic books and D&D shit (also have nights for that). See working at a place like that would make me content and happy even, but then there is the problem of opening it up, if it does good or not, and even the strong possibility of having to go to college for business. I suck at school.
Anyway TLDR version, I do not know what the fuck I am gunna do with my future and a store would be nice but very difficult.