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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 04-05-2011
(04-05-2011, 02:20 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: [quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg201854#msg201854 date=1302030557]Set them within one minute. Leave alarms placed progressively farther away from your bed. Put layers of duct tape over snooze buttons so you can't press them.
Missed school again today because I didn't hear my alarm go off and my mom could not drive me to school.
BRB SETTIING FOUR ALARMS THAT WILL GO OFF TEN MINUTES WITHIN EACH OTHER.
[/quote]Or just cut the wires going to the snooze button.
Or go to bed at a decent hour then you won't have trouble getting up in the morning.
OR GET OFF MY LAWN
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 04-05-2011
My dad would not let me sleep in.
I had an alarm set for 7 am. It would go off, I'd always wake up and just lay there for a bit. Then he'd knock on the door anyway even though he heard the alarm. I'd say "ok, ok, I'll be up in a minute."
Then he'd just keep knocking.
"I HEARD YOU DAD"
knock knock
knock knock
I can hear him giggling.
So really I had no choice but to get up so he'd stop knocking.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 04-05-2011
My alarm would go off and I would be up. I'm somehow a morning person. My brother in law however, will sleep through his alarm, then drag himself into the shower and fall asleep in the shower. I'm waiting to be there one morning when he does that. I'm pouring a bucket of freezing cold water on him.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 04-05-2011
I pretty much wake up 1 minute before my alarm, every morning.
EVEN ON WEEKENDS WHEN IT'S OFF.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Turtle - 04-05-2011
Pretty much the same thing happened to me, Luin. Alarm goes off and I just sit there then mom yells get up, but I totally don't. Then she does it 2 more times and if I wasn't up by then dad yells once and I jump out of bed INSTANTLY
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Geoff - 04-05-2011
ya usually getting enough sleep makes it easier to get up
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dave - 04-05-2011
(04-05-2011, 07:39 PM)geoff link Wrote: ya usually getting enough sleep makes it easier to get up
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coelit - 04-05-2011
(04-05-2011, 07:40 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=geoff link=topic=3709.msg201908#msg201908 date=1302050362][/quote]
ya usually getting enough sleep makes it easier to get up
Been getting to bed earlier, it is a pain in the ass though.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - [SiN] Merc - 04-05-2011
Get good at taking powernaps throughout the day, then you don't even NEED an alarm to wake up! 8)
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coelit - 04-05-2011
Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg201925#msg201925 date=1302056091]:o does a three hour nap after I get home count?
Get good at taking powernaps throughout the day, then you don't even NEED an alarm to wake up! 8)
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - [SiN] Merc - 04-05-2011
(04-05-2011, 09:19 PM)Coelit link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg201925#msg201925 date=1302056091]:o  does a three hour nap after I get home count?
Get good at taking powernaps throughout the day, then you don't even NEED an alarm to wake up! 8)
[/quote]
Powernaps are usually about 20 minutes. I take at least 2 a day and only sleep maybe 3 hours a night. Works well.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dave - 04-05-2011
So the tower-block of flats I live in has a large tank to store all the water in, and being a student, when I'm not drinking alcohol, I'm drinking tap-water. Since I'm in the city centre I didn't expect the water to be great but today I looked at the water I had half finished drinking and realised it was the cloudiest mother-fucker I have ever seen, It looked like when you throw up milk after two days.
![[Image: Foul-Bachelor-Frog.jpg]](http://images.memegenerator.net/Foul-Bachelor-Frog/File/1045/Foul-Bachelor-Frog.jpg)
Drank it anyway.
PS: Just found out that Google chrome spell check tries to swap motherfucker for mother-of-pearl.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 04-05-2011
(04-05-2011, 09:39 PM)Dave link Wrote: So the tower-block of flats I live in has a large tank to store all the water in, and being a student, when I'm not drinking alcohol, I'm drinking tap-water. Since I'm in the city centre I didn't expect the water to be great but today I looked at the water I had half finished drinking and realised it was the cloudiest mother-fucker I have ever seen, It looked like when you throw up milk after two days.
Drank it anyway.
PS: Just found out that Google chrome spell check tries to swap motherfucker for mother-of-pearl.
Omaha is on the top 10 list of most contaminated ground water. I miss Lake Michigan water.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 04-05-2011
if i fall asleep during the day it'll be pretty much impossible for me to fall asleep at a decent time that night
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Geoff - 04-06-2011
ripped shoe climbing fence
just got kicks a few months go
reinforcing stereotypes and destroying my possessions all in one go
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - k0ala - 04-06-2011
The Pony Quarantine thread is locked and I want to post ponies :'(
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 04-06-2011
I was about to post that I miss Zaneyard, but then I realized he just hasn't posted in 5 days. FEELS LIKE FOREVER
Although wait a second, does the bday cake on his profile mean its his 21st bday today? COULD THIS ALL BE AN ELABORATE APRIL FOOLS PRANK?
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 04-06-2011
what?
i drank a little too much last night and i'm a wee bit hung over
also, i lurk when i'm not posting
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 04-06-2011
(04-05-2011, 09:39 PM)Dave link Wrote: So the tower-block of flats I live in has a large tank to store all the water in, and being a student, when I'm not drinking alcohol, I'm drinking tap-water. Since I'm in the city centre I didn't expect the water to be great but today I looked at the water I had half finished drinking and realised it was the cloudiest mother-fucker I have ever seen, It looked like when you throw up milk after two days.
Drank it anyway.
PS: Just found out that Google chrome spell check tries to swap motherfucker for mother-of-pearl.
That's why you fervently run away from urban centers and go live where you have a well.
It's so clear it's sexy.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 04-06-2011
(04-06-2011, 06:47 AM)k0ala link Wrote: The Pony Quarantine thread is locked and I want to post ponies :'(
I miss it too. It'll be alright, just add me on steam.
We're in the minority here so anything forum related will probably just get 'no.' bombed to death.