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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coelit - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 09:00 AM)Dave link Wrote: I have the need to make fun of others to feel better. I also like dicks.
Then wouldn't you like yourself?

Case closed.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 08:27 AM)at0m link Wrote: what sucks the most about having a computer stolen is the only thing difficult to replace is the thing thats easiest to backup: data



To that end, thankfully I'll lose nothing; one laptop was my 6 year old Ubuntu laptop that I just use for web-browsing and perhaps SSH'ing into my box, nothing exploitable, incriminating or damning was stored on it at all besides some cookies of random junk like Killing Floor's wiki.


The 2nd laptop is in even better shape, it's a business hp laptop with Lojack for laptops installed (Supported by code in BIOS, it will function even if the HDD has been removed from the laptop).

If it's even so much as booted up inside an unsecured wireless point, or hooked up via ethernet, it calls home to the software manufacturer who's already aware that it's been stolen and will forward the information to the police handling the incident. Since I already suspect it's in my neighbors house, I took the liberty of recording the WAN IP address of their unsecure WiFi and forwarding that to the police as well, so if Absolute software calls them with that IP address, they can roll on them within minutes. If it's booted to windows (I have the guest account enabled on the laptop, they'll have no problem getting in and giving more evidence on who they are) - everything that happens on the laptop will also be recorded by the Lojack software, forwarded to the vendor and subsequently the police. So if they like, log into their facebook page, they're fucked.

I've got an 11 day old image of both that laptop and my dad's laptop, so if worst comes to fruition, we won't really lose any data, we'll get slightly newer laptops at the same time. We have good homeowners insurance.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 04-11-2011

Good man.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - loldollas - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 09:03 AM)Coelit link Wrote: [quote author=Dave link=topic=3709.msg202492#msg202492 date=1302530443]
I have the need to make fun of others to feel better. I also like dicks.
I flame people on the forums then wonder why I have such negative karma
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-60



Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 04-11-2011

(04-10-2011, 11:04 PM)loldollas link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg202443#msg202443 date=1302490228]
[quote author=If-I-Die-Its-HOGAN! BROTHER! link=topic=3709.msg202441#msg202441 date=1302489947]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3709.msg202436#msg202436 date=1302488362]
Who cares if it's expensive? If he wants to save up for it because he likes it, not because it's expensive, I don't see the big deal.

That leather jacket could feed Zimbabwe for a year.
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Disregard Africans, Acquire Coats
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hahaha and not only is it a nice coat, considering it's a luxury brand, it gets made with better materials, in a more careful manner....it'd last me 20 years or more from what I hear...
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You won't hear any criticism from me. I'm about to drop $13,000 on an 8 year old car. Tongue


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 04-11-2011

The security installers are smokers.


Today is a little better, considering how quickly I evacuated the premises of anything weed related yesterday when I realized the urgent need of police needing to be informed and subsequently, checking out every part of my house.


Do know how hard it is to disguise an airtight mini-room in your basement that has ducting, water feeds and a safe door, for the door?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coelit - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 09:29 AM)loldollas link Wrote: [quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg202493#msg202493 date=1302530606]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=3709.msg202492#msg202492 date=1302530443]
I have the need to make fun of others to feel better. I also like dicks.
I flame people on the forums then wonder why I have such negative karma
[/quote]
-60

[/quote]
Implying I give a fuck about karma, and every time I flame it is not Dave and not provoked.

By Dave.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dave - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 12:14 PM)Coelit link Wrote: [quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg202496#msg202496 date=1302532174]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg202493#msg202493 date=1302530606]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=3709.msg202492#msg202492 date=1302530443]
I have the need to make fun of others to feel better. I also like dicks.
I flame people on the forums then wonder why I have such negative karma
[/quote]
-60

[/quote]
Implying I give a fuck about karma, and every time I flame it is not Dave and not provoked.

By Dave.
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Being a whiney little bitch about everything

Seriously, cheer the fuck up, not everyone hates you, that Didzo seems to think you are pretty.

what are you like 12? Get some crayons and smile, your life is not that hard yet.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - loldollas - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 12:14 PM)Coelit link Wrote: [quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg202496#msg202496 date=1302532174]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg202493#msg202493 date=1302530606]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=3709.msg202492#msg202492 date=1302530443]
I have the need to make fun of others to feel better. I also like dicks.
I flame people on the forums then wonder why I have such negative karma
[/quote]
-60

[/quote]
Implying I give a fuck about karma, and every time I flame it is not Dave and not provoked.

By Dave.
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please see:
(03-14-2011, 12:14 PM)Coelit link Wrote: I suck at social aspects in life.



And I have NO IDEA why this bothers me but for some unkown reason I am -2 karma
Y U NO LOVE ME BRBU?!
Y U NO BARE MY CHILDREN?!
reddit pic
Y THIS NO DOWNSIZE EVEN THO I EDITED IT IN PHOTOBUCKET?!



Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coelit - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 12:51 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg202508#msg202508 date=1302542068]
[quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg202496#msg202496 date=1302532174]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg202493#msg202493 date=1302530606]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=3709.msg202492#msg202492 date=1302530443]
I have the need to make fun of others to feel better. I also like dicks.
I flame people on the forums then wonder why I have such negative karma
[/quote]
-60

[/quote]
Implying I give a fuck about karma, and every time I flame it is not Dave and not provoked.

By Dave.
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Being a whiney little bitch about everything

Seriously, cheer the fuck up, not everyone hates you, that Didzo seems to think you are pretty.

what are you like 12? Get some crayons and smile, your life is not that hard yet.
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I never said my life is all bad and I KNOW not everybody hates me, despite the fact I tend to be unintentionally annoying, in fact today I am having a pretty good day. I walked 2 miles in gym and damn it felt good, and then I finished making the bomb site point on my CSS map. The only reason you see me as a emo crying fuck is you don't talk to me, you have yet to get to know me and to be honest I would rather NOT talk to you because from first impression you were a complete and tottal dick to me, and this persists. Maybe if you talked to me like Didzo and Backfire does you would see me different, but no. Keep up your persistant effort to piss me off or insult me, because in the long run I don't give a fuck and I will take it all in stride.

Have a good day<3


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coelit - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 01:02 PM)loldollas link Wrote: [quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg202508#msg202508 date=1302542068]
[quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg202496#msg202496 date=1302532174]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg202493#msg202493 date=1302530606]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=3709.msg202492#msg202492 date=1302530443]
I have the need to make fun of others to feel better. I also like dicks.
I flame people on the forums then wonder why I have such negative karma
[/quote]
-60

[/quote]
Implying I give a fuck about karma, and every time I flame it is not Dave and not provoked.

By Dave.
[/quote]

please see:
(03-14-2011, 12:14 PM)Coelit link Wrote: I suck at social aspects in life.



And I have NO IDEA why this bothers me but for some unkown reason I am -2 karma
Y U NO LOVE ME BRBU?!
Y U NO BARE MY CHILDREN?!
reddit pic
Y THIS NO DOWNSIZE EVEN THO I EDITED IT IN PHOTOBUCKET?!
[/quote]
.. They really need a way to make sarcasm easier to detect through text.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 12:51 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg202508#msg202508 date=1302542068]
[quote author=loldollas link=topic=3709.msg202496#msg202496 date=1302532174]
[quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg202493#msg202493 date=1302530606]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=3709.msg202492#msg202492 date=1302530443]
I have the need to make fun of others to feel better. I also like dicks.
I flame people on the forums then wonder why I have such negative karma
[/quote]
-60

[/quote]
Implying I give a fuck about karma, and every time I flame it is not Dave and not provoked.

By Dave.
[/quote]



Being a whiney little bitch about everything

Seriously, cheer the fuck up, not everyone hates you, that Didzo seems to think you are pretty.

what are you like 12? Get some crayons and smile, your life is not that hard yet.
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I like Coelit a lot more than I like you. You autistic shit weasel. Seriously, die in a fire


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 04-11-2011

[Image: jlp_facepalm.jpg]



Cutting it right the fuck here, I will clean up the thread later, but continue flaming past my post and I'm slapping a 3 day ban on anyone continuing it


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Squishy3 - 04-11-2011

i managed to bruise my left ribcage while sleeping somehow :/


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coelit - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 01:54 PM)Squishy link Wrote: i managed to bruise my left ribcage while sleeping somehow :/
Ow, is it anything serious?
I used to have random bruises on my knees alot when I was a kid.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - If-I-Die-Its-Lag - 04-11-2011

Seems I cannot connect to IRC via Mibbit.

Edit: Seems that I can connect to IRC via Mibbit now.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KarthXLR - 04-11-2011

Why is that whenever I get assigned a team the girl there is almost ALWAYS a complete (in kor's words) cunt?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - If-I-Die-Its-Lag - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 02:57 PM)Karth link Wrote: Why is that whenever I get assigned a team the girl there is almost ALWAYS a complete (in kor's words) cunt?

Is she a high class valley girl?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 02:57 PM)Karth link Wrote: Why is that whenever I get assigned a team the girl there is almost ALWAYS a complete (in kor's words) cunt?


Look at the equation again. Maybe it's not the variable that's the problem.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 04-11-2011

(04-11-2011, 03:16 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg202534#msg202534 date=1302551834]
Why is that whenever I get assigned a team the girl there is almost ALWAYS a complete (in kor's words) cunt?


Look at the equation again. Maybe it's not the variable that's the problem.
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Why is that whenever I get assigned a team the person there is almost ALWAYS a complete (in kor's words) cunt?


Subtle ftfy, stupidity knows no bounds, you've just experienced a disproportionate amount of the female variety Tongue