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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 04-16-2011

(04-15-2011, 11:59 PM)Vandamguy link Wrote: get some porn on your mobile phone


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 04-16-2011

Pffft.

Just fap to the nurses.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Bonesinger - 04-16-2011

(04-16-2011, 01:32 AM)Didzo link Wrote: Pffft.

Just fap to the murses.

ftfy

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 04-16-2011

(04-15-2011, 09:05 AM)Kirby, the Spyro link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg202989#msg202989 date=1302863130]
so yeah, if your rifle isn't seated properly in your shoulder, when you fire, that ACOG is gonna bust you in the nose.  A lesson I apparently needed a refresher in today. 



I lol'ed.

Just like everyone in the vicinity the 1st time I got to fire a .50 Desert Eagle.



[/quote]

On the other hand, I did hit what I was shooting at. 

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 04-16-2011

(04-16-2011, 09:50 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg203003#msg203003 date=1302876355]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg202989#msg202989 date=1302863130]
so yeah, if your rifle isn't seated properly in your shoulder, when you fire, that ACOG is gonna bust you in the nose.  A lesson I apparently needed a refresher in today. 



I lol'ed.

Just like everyone in the vicinity the 1st time I got to fire a .50 Desert Eagle.



[/quote]

On the other hand, I did hit what I was shooting at. 
[/quote]



I hit myself in the face with both a (very) hot chunk of nickel and a very large pistol.



Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Badgerman of DOOM - 04-16-2011

So. ED is 100% dead and replaced by a "Know Your Meme" ripoff. Fuck.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KarthXLR - 04-16-2011

(04-16-2011, 01:37 PM)Ensign Epic link Wrote: So. ED is 100% dead and replaced by a "Know Your Meme" ripoff. Fuck.
what


OH GOD WHY

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - loldollas - 04-16-2011

(04-16-2011, 02:15 PM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg203130#msg203130 date=1302979055]
So. ED is 100% dead and replaced by a "Know Your Meme" ripoff. Fuck.
what


OH GOD WHY
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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Badgerman of DOOM - 04-16-2011

(04-16-2011, 02:19 PM)loldollas link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg203133#msg203133 date=1302981320]
[quote author=Ensign Epic link=topic=3709.msg203130#msg203130 date=1302979055]
So. ED is 100% dead and replaced by a "Know Your Meme" ripoff. Fuck.
what


OH GOD WHY
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[Image: Y0UJC.png?1298577746]
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From what I've found out, capitalism. ED wasn't making enough money and donations were low so this happened.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - PyroZombie - 04-16-2011

my script writing has been completely halted by shit i've been doing. I feel I'm not going to get this done before April's end as I had originally projected.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Geoff - 04-16-2011

i like how nobody wakes me up from a half hour nap so now it is 3 hours later and was dangerously close to being tomorrow morning

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 04-16-2011

I fucked up.



Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 04-17-2011

(04-16-2011, 10:51 AM)Kirby, the Spyro link Wrote: [quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg203099#msg203099 date=1302965423]
[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg203003#msg203003 date=1302876355]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg202989#msg202989 date=1302863130]
so yeah, if your rifle isn't seated properly in your shoulder, when you fire, that ACOG is gonna bust you in the nose.  A lesson I apparently needed a refresher in today. 



I lol'ed.

Just like everyone in the vicinity the 1st time I got to fire a .50 Desert Eagle.



[/quote]

On the other hand, I did hit what I was shooting at. 
[/quote]



I hit myself in the face with both a (very) hot chunk of nickel and a very large pistol.


[/quote]

If you limp wrist a Desert Eagle, the cartridges will eject back into your forehead.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 04-17-2011

(04-17-2011, 12:53 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg203103#msg203103 date=1302969092]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg203099#msg203099 date=1302965423]
[quote author=Kirby, the Spyro link=topic=3709.msg203003#msg203003 date=1302876355]
[quote author=LT Crow link=topic=3709.msg202989#msg202989 date=1302863130]
so yeah, if your rifle isn't seated properly in your shoulder, when you fire, that ACOG is gonna bust you in the nose.  A lesson I apparently needed a refresher in today.  



I lol'ed.

Just like everyone in the vicinity the 1st time I got to fire a .50 Desert Eagle.



[/quote]

On the other hand, I did hit what I was shooting at.  
[/quote]



I hit myself in the face with both a (very) hot chunk of nickel and a very large pistol.


[/quote]

If you limp wrist a Desert Eagle, the cartridges will eject back into your forehead.
[/quote]


I know this. Hence why I said I hit myself in the face with both the chunk of nickel (CARTRIDGE) and pistol.


And believe you me, I live in Maine, I've got plenty of firearms experience. A desert eagle is simply too large for my hand, I'm only 5'8" ~135 - Not a big guy.

Everyone who was there including myself knew that me busting my nose with the pistol and getting a burn on my face form the cartridge was going to be the outcome, I just didn't care. Are you going to turn someone down when they turn to you and say "Hey, you wanna try shooting my .50 cal?"


Now, the Barrett M82 was another story altogether...



HEY CROW, CAN YOU GET ME SOME RAUFOSS MK 211 ROUNDS?!

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - If-I-Die-Its-Lag - 04-17-2011

Yesterday, I gave fifty cents to a gypsy.

Today, I want to join the Nazi party.

...Yes, it can involve ponies.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Geoff - 04-17-2011

why would you want to join the nazi party that aint coo man

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Turtle - 04-17-2011

LAG aren't you asian i don't think they will go for that unless you're like kinda pale

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Badgerman of DOOM - 04-17-2011

(04-17-2011, 10:52 AM)If-I-Die-Its-LAG! link Wrote: Yesterday, I gave fifty cents to a gypsy.

Today, I want to join the Nazi party.

...Yes, it can involve ponies.

think of the white pins

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Surf314 - 04-17-2011

I thought I was done with my brief and then I started reading it and hating it. Time for another re-write.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 04-17-2011

I dunno if this is a fml or what, it'll  go here anyway.

I've been thinking a lot recently about all the things I take for granted or don't really appreciate the full value of. All the things I can just do because I want to. Not gonna bother to list them because no one wants to read it and it'll become a tl;dr statement afterwards.

And today I don't know if it's just because my body is recovering from last night, or what, but I've been antisocial as all fuck. Bed sounds nice.