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Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Dr. Zaius - 03-16-2011 (03-16-2011, 02:32 PM)Karth link Wrote: My boss asked me to head over and purchase some stuff at Home Depot. Upon checking out, this guy started to yell "DEATH TO AMERICA! DEATH TO OBAMA!" as he was leaving. >Arizona Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Kirby - 03-16-2011 Updated the shell script to run my hlds install. Something got changed in the script, because the normal sequence of events is check for update, launch server. Instead, the script which should have looked in /home/hlds/tf2 for the server, looked in /home/hlds/"tf2" - found no server, and promptly installed a 2nd server for me in /home/hlds/"tf2" Seeing downloads moving at 70MB/s never gets old though. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Dtrain323i - 03-16-2011 (03-16-2011, 02:53 PM)Stein link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=2632.msg199572#msg199572 date=1300278677]Congrats dude! P.S. Get a Subaru. [/quote] Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Dr. Zaius - 03-16-2011 (03-16-2011, 05:02 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=Stein link=topic=2632.msg199619#msg199619 date=1300305218]Congrats dude! P.S. Get a Subaru. [/quote] [/quote] Natürlich, diese ist der richtiger antwort. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - HeK - 03-16-2011 (03-16-2011, 05:02 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=Stein link=topic=2632.msg199619#msg199619 date=1300305218]Congrats dude! P.S. Get a Subaru. [/quote] [/quote] Subaru Joy Ride Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Didzo - 03-16-2011 http://www.palmercash.com/c-245-japanese-relief-tees.aspx Buy a cool t-shirt, donate money to a Japanese city/prefecture of your choice affected by the earthquake. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Squishy3 - 03-16-2011 so at work today, a 14 or so year old kid came in today. He asks us how much some shitty PS2 games would be in cash, I told him we're not really buying anything for cash right now because business has been slow. He tells us about this "awesome" fan Pokemon game called Chaos Black with its own original Pokemon. Then he asks if we know what furries are. I manage to stifle it down for awhile, but my coworker just bursts into laughter at which point I did too. Then he says "Yeah, I figured you guys would get a laugh out of that." Then he proceeds to tell us what his fursona is and what abilities it has. I guess he was in 2 weeks ago and he asked the same exact stuff he did today, except he didn't tell whoever was working about the furry stuff. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - at0m - 03-16-2011 (03-16-2011, 02:48 PM)Squishy link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=2632.msg199617#msg199617 date=1300304774]Was he special ed? [/quote] No clue. He left just as I started checking out. [/quote]Don't go to that Home Depot again. [/quote]Better idea: go to that Home Depot several more times, but use a Flip to record the whole experience, then upload it to youtube if he strikes again. GREAT SUCCESS Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Versus - 03-17-2011 (03-16-2011, 08:40 PM)Squishy link Wrote: so at work today, a 14 or so year old kid came in today. He asks us how much some shitty PS2 games would be in cash, I told him we're not really buying anything for cash right now because business has been slow. He tells us about this "awesome" fan Pokemon game called Chaos Black with its own original Pokemon. Then he asks if we know what furries are. I manage to stifle it down for awhile, but my coworker just bursts into laughter at which point I did too. Then he says "Yeah, I figured you guys would get a laugh out of that." Then he proceeds to tell us what his fursona is and what abilities it has. I guess he was in 2 weeks ago and he asked the same exact stuff he did today, except he didn't tell whoever was working about the furry stuff. lmao Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Coelit - 03-17-2011 Besides micro expressions is there a way to tell if someone is telling the truth or not on spot? Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - at0m - 03-17-2011 (03-17-2011, 03:50 AM)Coelit link Wrote: Besides micro expressions is there a way to tell if someone is telling the truth or not on spot?brain scan Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Coelit - 03-17-2011 (03-17-2011, 04:43 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Coelit link=topic=2632.msg199724#msg199724 date=1300351806]brain scan [/quote] ........TAKING DONATIONS TO BUY A CT SCANNER!~ Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - at0m - 03-17-2011 (03-17-2011, 05:24 AM)Coelit link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=2632.msg199727#msg199727 date=1300355001]brain scan [/quote] ........TAKING DONATIONS TO BUY A CT SCANNER!~ [/quote]Actually you'd need a PET scanner, and you'd also need a nuclear pharmacist and a cyclotron to make some tracer, which you'd then need to inject into your subject and wait for it to circulate before scanning them. Also, they have to sit very very still. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Dtrain323i - 03-17-2011 The one thing you don't need is a polygraph. It doesn't tell you shit. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Vandamguy - 03-17-2011 (03-17-2011, 07:51 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: The one thing you don't need is a polygraph. It doesn't tell you shit.bullshiiit , i was watchin maury wif my fren lateesha lass nite and he did the test to see if baby was sneekin chip in da bed. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - CaffeinePowered - 03-17-2011 Hey look, a baby Michelin Man Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Didzo - 03-17-2011 (03-17-2011, 03:50 AM)Coelit link Wrote: Besides micro expressions is there a way to tell if someone is telling the truth or not on spot? Assume they are not telling the whole truth but proceed as if they were, mentally noting the truthiness of subsequent related statements. This will allow you to better gauge where the statement lies on the scale between utter bullshit and twice purified pure truth. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Mission Difficult - 03-17-2011 (03-17-2011, 08:42 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=2632.msg199736#msg199736 date=1300366314]bullshiiit , i was watchin maury wif my fren lateesha lass nite and he did the test to see if baby was sneekin chip in da bed. [/quote] I did some work on the Maury show a few years back and found this great clip on the edit system I was servicing. This girl was in tears and sobbed loudly,"HE CUMMED ON MY PANTS!!!" Didn't bother searching for context. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - loldollas - 03-17-2011 (03-17-2011, 12:33 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Coelit link=topic=2632.msg199724#msg199724 date=1300351806] Assume they are not telling the whole truth but proceed as if they were, mentally noting the truthiness of subsequent related statements. This will allow you to better gauge where the statement lies on the scale between utter bullshit and twice purified pure truth. [/quote] Look at their eyes...find some readings about interrogations and how the interrogators find out people lie, just by looking at their movements and eyes I think...eyes looking to your right means they're trying to recollect a memory, aka truth, and if they look to your left, they're trying to create a story, aka lie. might be the opposite, i gotta memorize it sometime...haha Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Kirby - 03-17-2011 (03-17-2011, 01:12 PM)loldollas link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=2632.msg199768#msg199768 date=1300383182] Assume they are not telling the whole truth but proceed as if they were, mentally noting the truthiness of subsequent related statements. This will allow you to better gauge where the statement lies on the scale between utter bullshit and twice purified pure truth. [/quote] Look at their eyes...find some readings about interrogations and how the interrogators find out people lie, just by looking at their movements and eyes I think...eyes looking to your right means they're trying to recollect a memory, aka truth, and if they look to your left, they're trying to create a story, aka lie. might be the opposite, i gotta memorize it sometime...haha [/quote] You're correct. Normally it's either left, or more often down and to the left means their trying to fabricate on the fly. |