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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 06-05-2011 yeah I'm pretty excited about going back to college Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Vlambo - 06-05-2011 (06-05-2011, 01:35 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: yeah I'm pretty excited about going back to college College: Where a nerd can become popular. For some reason people enjoy listening to me tell stories, and getting drunk with me. Just man up, and talk to people. How many people have I talked to that I have nothing in common with? Hundreds, but you know what, shows that you're not a pussy when it comes to it. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Surf314 - 06-05-2011 My throat has been super tender lately and I don't know why. I can't even drink soda. Doctor said it's probably some infection and gave me antibiotics but it hasn't stopped yet. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 06-05-2011 (06-05-2011, 10:45 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: My throat has been super tender lately and I don't know why. I can't even drink soda. Doctor said it's probably some infection and gave me antibiotics but it hasn't stopped yet.It probably won't until you're almost done with the antibiotics. Try to drink as much fluids as you can (water, gatorade, juice, NOT soda), despite the pain. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 06-06-2011 5 finals next week, feeling awful. :-\ Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 06-06-2011 (06-05-2011, 11:14 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg209063#msg209063 date=1307331903]It probably won't until you're almost done with the antibiotics. Try to drink as much fluids as you can (water, gatorade, juice, NOT soda), despite the pain. [/quote] Drink MOP juice. Mango, Orange, Peach. Best stuff ever, I swear that shit cures colds. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Badgerman of DOOM - 06-06-2011 Go out to do chore requested of me- namely, get all the trimmed bits of ivy into the compost can. Open shed to get a snowshovel since I figure that it'd be easier than using a rake- I see a lone wasp. A fucking huge one. Back up, look it, 2 are flying at me. I flip my shit and run inside. Jesus fucking CHRIST I am never leaving the house again. Re: Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 06-06-2011 At least you weren't digging a hole (a relatively safe task), get a foot our two in, then have a pair of digger wasps fly out and chase you around the yard. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digger_wasp You haven't lived until you're been chased around by a jet black wasp a couple inches long that came out of fucking nowhere. Sent from my Vortex using Tapatalk Re: Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 06-06-2011 (06-06-2011, 12:29 PM)at0m link Wrote: At least you weren't digging a hole (a relatively safe task), get a foot our two in, then have a pair of digger wasps fly out and chase you around the yard. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digger_wasp My grandma had a few nesting next to her driveway years ago, thank god those wasp sprays have a huge COF and are pretty powerful, killed those fuckers dead. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - [SiN] Merc - 06-07-2011 I hate wasps so much, when I was younger, we always had those bastards around. When I got stung, I got even. I'd smack them outta the air with a rod of PVC pipe and chuck bricks at their hives. For a big guy, I got pretty good at sprinting in all honesty. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Badgerman of DOOM - 06-07-2011 Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg209253#msg209253 date=1307436508] I have a bit of a phobia of all stinging insects stemming from something that happened when I was like 7 years old. Walked outside, dad was setting up one of those big inflatable top ring pools. Walk back inside, feel some discomfort, then fucking ridiculous amounts of pain. Take off my shirt, yellow jacket. Stomp on the shirt, kill it dead. 4 stings from that one little bastard. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Squishy3 - 06-07-2011 (06-07-2011, 07:46 AM)Ensign Epic link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg209253#msg209253 date=1307436508] I have a bit of a phobia of all stinging insects stemming from something that happened when I was like 7 years old. Walked outside, dad was setting up one of those big inflatable top ring pools. Walk back inside, feel some discomfort, then fucking ridiculous amounts of pain. Take off my shirt, yellow jacket. Stomp on the shirt, kill it dead. 4 stings from that one little bastard. [/quote]I got stung up the nose once. I hate anything that stings. At least I've never had a run in with a botfly. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 06-07-2011 I got stung 5 times in one day when I was younger. I had family way down in southern Illinois. They had this little farm house and every year, wasps would build a nest right by their front door. I got stung twice in the front yard, I stepped on a wasp in bare feet later that day, then twice more that night. Fuck wasps. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 06-07-2011 I got stung on the ass once. I was watching my brother work on his dirt bike and I got tired of standing, so I sat down in the grass. I didn't really look too hard before I sat down, and felt something kind of stinging. At first I thought I sat on some thistle, but then I thought "wait, there's no thistle in the yard". Pulled off a bee. >:/ Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 06-07-2011 Had a black wasp sting my inside my nose when I was crawling around under my shed when I was like 8 and we had just moved into our house, then got one stuck in my sweatshirt sleeve raking one fall some years later. I had sat down at the dinner table, felt like a had a twig or something in the sleeve, so I itched it and went back to eating, 4 more sharp poking/itching instances later I exclaim "ok yeah theres something in my sleeve" get up and rip the sweatshirt off, and a really BIG black wasp crawls out onto the floor. Promptly meets my shoe. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 06-07-2011 my dad made a super ghetto flamethrower to kill wasp nests, it owned one time when we were at the lake, i was putting on shorts and a fucking scorpion was in them Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Geoff - 06-07-2011 logitech g5 just died, there is a tiny little kink in the cable or something right near where it comes out of the mouse rip dumb fucker Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 06-07-2011 (06-07-2011, 03:03 PM)geoff link Wrote: logitech g5 just died, there is a tiny little kink in the cable or something right near where it comes out of the mouse g5 rulez. Also, seeding torrents all day, solid 120KB/s all day, only upload 474MB. :-\ Curse my lack of FiOS availability. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 06-07-2011 I sense some potential upcoming shit with my sister. She uses us as her free services for babysitting and tech support all the time. I don't mind helping out sometimes but every time I agree to babysit, there is a flood of guilt trips trying to get me to do so again the next weekend, over and over. "oh you guys aren't doing anything right?" Same with their shitty computer. They constantly get viruses and expect us to come over and fix it on their schedule despite having our own jobs and lives. She baits me with sob stories first about how we haven't talked in ages but when I can't immediately bite she get desperate and tells me the real reason she wants us over: to fix her computer. I have told her several times that we have our own lives and we are busy all week but she is trying hard to get HeK out there now too. I fucking hope she takes the hint this time when I told he we are busy but that best buy, future shop, geek squad or some free agent will be able to fit their schedule. We just did a major reinstall for them because they were too embarrassed to ask their neghbour for free help. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 06-07-2011 (06-07-2011, 04:19 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: I sense some potential upcoming shit with my sister. Hate to say it, but it sounds like your sister is a deadbeat. Good on you for telling her no even though "it's family" |