Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg212916#msg212916 date=1309508740]
It's like I'm on /x/ but with less penises! I approve.

Also: Anyone remember these sons of bitches:



Those illustrations. That, and the Harold story.

(07-01-2011, 08:29 AM)Eightball link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg212916#msg212916 date=1309508740]
It's like I'm on /x/ but with less penises! I approve.

Also: Anyone remember these sons of bitches:

Those illustrations. That, and the Harold story.

(07-01-2011, 09:48 AM)EarthlingJohn link Wrote:    Wake up, its boring, nothing to do, so I hop on my laptop to read a bit. Dad comes home, and surprises me by walking in all dressed up from  work when he got home at like 4. I get up to give him a hug and a good morning, "So I get home, and you jump off. You are ALWAYS on the computer." And then he acts like he caught me in the act of doing something when I am on the Vibram Fivefingers page for facebook.
   Okay then, slightly peeved. "Why are you always on the computer?" He asks. And by that, he means why am I always watching porn (which I don't) (Serious). Alright, maybe because I woke up at 7 o clock in the morning, and I just took a shower, and I just want to read a bit... "Why don't you play your xbox?" Dad, I wanted to read. "Huh, Yeah, Read." GOD DAMNIT DAD. LOOK AT WHAT I AM READING ABOUT. ITS FOOT ARCH MUSCLE STRENGTHENING EXERCISES. HOW IS THAT PORN.

"Huh, Yeah, reading. Watch out, I am going to take that computer away from you (because you watch too much porn)"

Fuck. You. Stereotypes.

(07-01-2011, 10:18 AM)Coelit link Wrote: My laptop charger is slowly breaking now and I just a week ago got 165 dollars and I spent half of it already so it is not nearly enough for that overpriced as hell charger. My computer is pretty much what I do all bloody day and it is lovely that if it DOES break all this steam deals are stuff are going on.

I'm somewhat pissed.

(07-01-2011, 12:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:

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USAF File: C203-92b
Date: Jun 7, 1952

Filed by: Capt. Henry Milan
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Item found outside of Yuma, Arizona on March 24th, 1952.

During regular training exercises, Corporal Ben Flynn and his squadron came across an strange statue in an empty installation set to be used for future bombing run training. The statue is approximately seven feet tall and human in form. The arms and legs are disproportionate to the head and torso, resembling a fetus. Strange colouration was noted on the face of the statue and it was posed against on of the inner walls of the building. Upon further inspection, Corporal Flynn noted that the statue is composed of mostly cement and is possibly reinforced with steel rebar. It is likely man-made.

Further investigation of the surrounding area yielded no other signs of transportation for the statue other that misshapen foot prints. It is likely that the statue was placed there by locals looking to create a stir or possibly protest the war. Private Allen Benson took the supplied photograph to document the area in the event that an investigation to the security of the training area is to take place.

Private Benson reported that he heard the sound of heavy scraping within the building shortly after he left. This prompted a search of the other rooms in case any civilians may have still been in the building but were undetected. The area was given an "all clear" by the squad commander and the statue was left in the building. It was deemed necessary that on June 9th, a final morning inspection of the building will be conducted before it is demolished to make certain that no civilians have returned to the area and to ensure no lives are lost.

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Special Containment Procedures: Item is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter the container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with the item until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. When animate, it is extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personal are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.



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(07-01-2011, 10:43 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: this reminds me of a doctor who story called blink

(07-01-2011, 10:21 AM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: [quote author=Coelit link=topic=3709.msg212941#msg212941 date=1309533511]
My laptop charger is slowly breaking now and I just a week ago got 165 dollars and I spent half of it already so it is not nearly enough for that overpriced as hell charger. My computer is pretty much what I do all bloody day and it is lovely that if it DOES break all this steam deals are stuff are going on.

I'm somewhat pissed.

Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg212916#msg212916 date=1309508740]
It's like I'm on /x/ but with less penises! I approve.

Also: Anyone remember these sons of bitches:



Those illustrations. That, and the Harold story.

(07-01-2011, 11:08 AM)Tortilla link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg212946#msg212946 date=1309535035]
this reminds me of a doctor who story called blink

(07-01-2011, 11:34 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg212952#msg212952 date=1309536521]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg212946#msg212946 date=1309535035]
this reminds me of a doctor who story called blink

(07-01-2011, 11:34 AM)at0m link Wrote: People started putting scary stuff in my emo thread. FML.

(07-01-2011, 12:48 AM)HeK link Wrote:

The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time.

(07-02-2011, 03:41 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: Too frustrated to think.

Frustrated because I think too much.

(07-02-2011, 03:44 AM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg213135#msg213135 date=1309596081]
Too frustrated to think.

Frustrated because I think too much.

(07-02-2011, 03:53 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg213136#msg213136 date=1309596279]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg213135#msg213135 date=1309596081]
Too frustrated to think.

Frustrated because I think too much.