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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - ThunderStain - 12-01-2009

(12-01-2009, 08:38 PM)Turtle link Wrote: I got appendicitis

My appendix is now in a jar in a box in the garage.

Pics plz


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Neonie - 12-01-2009

(12-01-2009, 08:50 PM)ThunderStain link Wrote: [quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg124700#msg124700 date=1259717907]
I got appendicitis

My appendix is now in a jar in a box in the garage.

Pics plz
[/quote]

... I can't imagine anyone getting off to an appendix


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Benito Mussolini - 12-01-2009

(12-01-2009, 08:51 PM)Neonie in a Suit link Wrote: [quote author=ThunderStain link=topic=3709.msg124705#msg124705 date=1259718654]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg124700#msg124700 date=1259717907]
I got appendicitis

My appendix is now in a jar in a box in the garage.

Pics plz
[/quote]

... I can't imagine anyone getting off to an appendix
[/quote]

I can


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Turtle - 12-01-2009

(12-01-2009, 09:15 PM)Benito link Wrote: [quote author=Neonie in a Suit link=topic=3709.msg124706#msg124706 date=1259718713]
[quote author=ThunderStain link=topic=3709.msg124705#msg124705 date=1259718654]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg124700#msg124700 date=1259717907]
I got appendicitis

My appendix is now in a jar in a box in the garage.

Pics plz
[/quote]

... I can't imagine anyone getting off to an appendix
[/quote]

I can
[/quote]
I do have a very sexy appendix you know


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Greatbacon - 12-01-2009

(12-01-2009, 09:21 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [quote author=Benito link=topic=3709.msg124709#msg124709 date=1259720157]
[quote author=Neonie in a Suit link=topic=3709.msg124706#msg124706 date=1259718713]
[quote author=ThunderStain link=topic=3709.msg124705#msg124705 date=1259718654]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg124700#msg124700 date=1259717907]
I got appendicitis

My appendix is now in a jar in a box in the garage.

Pics plz
[/quote]

... I can't imagine anyone getting off to an appendix
[/quote]

I can
[/quote]
I do have a very sexy appendix you know
[/quote]I'm fappin' just at the thought of it.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - ThunderStain - 12-01-2009

(12-01-2009, 09:21 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [quote author=Benito link=topic=3709.msg124709#msg124709 date=1259720157]
[quote author=Neonie in a Suit link=topic=3709.msg124706#msg124706 date=1259718713]
[quote author=ThunderStain link=topic=3709.msg124705#msg124705 date=1259718654]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg124700#msg124700 date=1259717907]
I got appendicitis

My appendix is now in a jar in a box in the garage.

Pics plz
[/quote]

... I can't imagine anyone getting off to an appendix
[/quote]

I can
[/quote]
I do have a very sexy appendix you know
[/quote]

By the way, why is it in the garage when it could be over the fireplace or ontop of a grand piano? Unless you turned your garage into a sweet trophy room.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Turtle - 12-01-2009

(12-01-2009, 09:37 PM)ThunderStain link Wrote: [quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg124714#msg124714 date=1259720492]
[quote author=Benito link=topic=3709.msg124709#msg124709 date=1259720157]
[quote author=Neonie in a Suit link=topic=3709.msg124706#msg124706 date=1259718713]
[quote author=ThunderStain link=topic=3709.msg124705#msg124705 date=1259718654]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=3709.msg124700#msg124700 date=1259717907]
I got appendicitis

My appendix is now in a jar in a box in the garage.

Pics plz
[/quote]

... I can't imagine anyone getting off to an appendix
[/quote]

I can
[/quote]
I do have a very sexy appendix you know
[/quote]

By the way, why is it in the garage when it could be over the fireplace or ontop of a grand piano? Unless you turned your garage into a sweet trophy room.
[/quote]
My mom doesn't like looking at my insides (i know what a weirdo)


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Geoff - 12-03-2009

this thread is in need of a bump


so guys


the past week, my schedule has been school, swim, eat, homework, sleep


swim makes you so ridiculously tired, sore, and hungry.  all i want to do is sleep but i have to do homework.  goodbye 4.0.


but, i have learned a couple things from swim.

1.  what the coach says is fun, hurts

2.  if you get a cramp, dont hop out and stretch.  walk it off or you'll look like a pussy.

3.  correct backstroke form is a lot like you're winding up to smack somebody in the ass

4.  diving off the block leads to a red chest unless you know what you're doing (ow DSmile

5.  diving off the block takes a LONG time to get right (i'm still ow'ing every time DSmile

6.  you feel ultra manly surrounded by a bunch of guys in speedos

7.  leaving practice is the only enjoyable aspect of swim

8.  dive team is for pussies

9.  the coach is fucking nuts

10.  THE COACH IS FUCKING NUTS

11.  THE COACH IS FUCKING NUTS


"YOU BETTER GET THIS TIME OR I'M GOING TO POUND YOUR SISTER.  YOU GOT THAT?"  -Coach Marsh




[Image: profound_sadness.gif]


what the hell was i thinking ;_;








Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 12-03-2009

(12-03-2009, 11:59 AM)jeff link Wrote: goodbye 4.0.

How long until your parents force you to commit seppaku


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Geoff - 12-03-2009

(12-03-2009, 12:12 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=jeff link=topic=3709.msg124966#msg124966 date=1259859564]

goodbye 4.0.

How long until your parents force you to commit seppaku
[/quote]

i have two A-'s and a B+ for my quarter 2 grades.  consider me dead already.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - copulatingduck - 12-03-2009

geoff: graped


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Surf314 - 12-03-2009

I just got another appraisal bid for 13 days turn-around time. It better be vacant land or I'm going to kill somebody. Having 2 jobs sucks.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Spore - 12-03-2009

I just found a DVD I rented over two weeks ago and forgot about, and the disk is missing.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Totla - 12-03-2009

(12-03-2009, 11:59 AM)jeff link Wrote: this thread is in need of a bump


so guys


the past week, my schedule has been school, swim, eat, homework, sleep


swim makes you so ridiculously tired, sore, and hungry.  all i want to do is sleep but i have to do homework.  goodbye 4.0.


but, i have learned a couple things from swi


"YOU BETTER GET THIS TIME OR I'M GOING TO POUND YOUR SISTER.  YOU GOT THAT?"  -Coach Marsh




[Image: profound_sadness.gif]


what the hell was i thinking ;_;
Be glad you didn't do crew. It's pretty much the exact same thing except it makes you more tired and is harder and gives you less time to do homework. Also the coach is even more fucking nuts.
I would quote him, but I don't remember most of it since whenever he gets angry we cry.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Geoff - 12-03-2009

we dont have that rich kid sport around these parts


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Totla - 12-03-2009

The only reason we can do it is because we fundraise our asses off. Most of us are going pretty much paycheck to paycheck. :\


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Turtle - 12-03-2009

(12-03-2009, 12:16 PM)jeff link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3709.msg124970#msg124970 date=1259860321]
[quote author=jeff link=topic=3709.msg124966#msg124966 date=1259859564]

goodbye 4.0.

How long until your parents force you to commit seppaku
[/quote]

i have two A-'s and a B+ for my quarter 2 grades.  consider me dead already.
[/quote]

a have all A's and a C+ because super duper advanced math with an 80 year old teacher who can barely remember her name sucks


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Surf314 - 12-03-2009

My last part is not coming in till saturday. Oh well, guess I can build most of my computer tomorrow and then set up my boot drive and install windows on sat.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 12-03-2009

(12-03-2009, 04:44 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: [quote author=jeff link=topic=3709.msg124966#msg124966 date=1259859564]
this thread is in need of a bump


so guys


the past week, my schedule has been school, swim, eat, homework, sleep


swim makes you so ridiculously tired, sore, and hungry.  all i want to do is sleep but i have to do homework.  goodbye 4.0.


but, i have learned a couple things from swi


"YOU BETTER GET THIS TIME OR I'M GOING TO POUND YOUR SISTER.  YOU GOT THAT?"  -Coach Marsh




[Image: profound_sadness.gif]


what the hell was i thinking ;_;
Be glad you didn't do crew. It's pretty much the exact same thing except it makes you more tired and is harder and gives you less time to do homework. Also the coach is even more fucking nuts.
I would quote him, but I don't remember most of it since whenever he gets angry we cry.
[/quote]

join the military, pansies.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Totla - 12-03-2009

(12-03-2009, 07:22 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg125006#msg125006 date=1259876689]
[quote author=jeff link=topic=3709.msg124966#msg124966 date=1259859564]
this thread is in need of a bump


so guys


the past week, my schedule has been school, swim, eat, homework, sleep


swim makes you so ridiculously tired, sore, and hungry.  all i want to do is sleep but i have to do homework.  goodbye 4.0.


but, i have learned a couple things from swi


"YOU BETTER GET THIS TIME OR I'M GOING TO POUND YOUR SISTER.  YOU GOT THAT?"  -Coach Marsh




[Image: profound_sadness.gif]


what the hell was i thinking ;_;
Be glad you didn't do crew. It's pretty much the exact same thing except it makes you more tired and is harder and gives you less time to do homework. Also the coach is even more fucking nuts.
I would quote him, but I don't remember most of it since whenever he gets angry we cry.
[/quote]

join the military, pansies.
[/quote]i am 16 how i join army