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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 07-06-2011

And then the new car was in a collision.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 07-06-2011

(07-06-2011, 01:08 PM)Didzo link Wrote: And then the new car was in a collision.

Holy shit, are you alright?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 07-06-2011

wat.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 07-06-2011

(07-06-2011, 01:08 PM)Didzo link Wrote: And then the new car was in a collision.

Hope you're ok, do tell what happened


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 07-06-2011

Karma drives a manual.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 07-06-2011

No one got hurt. Started from an intersection, got stopped in the middle of the intersection by another car.

Edit: You don't have to be *that* much of a dick, Kirby. Though admittedly, thoughts of that nature popped up shortly after.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 07-06-2011

(07-06-2011, 01:31 PM)Didzo link Wrote: No one got hurt. Started from an intersection, got stopped in the middle of the intersection by another car.

Edit: You don't have to be *that* much of a dick, Kirby. Though admittedly, thoughts of that nature popped up shortly after.


Are you kidding?


I passed on posting one of the 30 or so trollface.jpg's I have, as well as the dozens of Nelson from Simpsons Haha pics, in favor of that little softball.

I was trying to be nice.




Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 07-06-2011

(07-06-2011, 01:31 PM)Didzo link Wrote: No one got hurt. Started from an intersection, got stopped in the middle of the intersection by another car.

Edit: You don't have to be *that* much of a dick, Kirby. Though admittedly, thoughts of that nature popped up shortly after.

so were you at fault?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 07-06-2011

(07-06-2011, 01:46 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg213821#msg213821 date=1309977114]
No one got hurt. Started from an intersection, got stopped in the middle of the intersection by another car.

Edit: You don't have to be *that* much of a dick, Kirby. Though admittedly, thoughts of that nature popped up shortly after.

so were you at fault?
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Don't know.

I thought the light turned green, and clearly the other car thought so as well.

Either way, both of us weren't paying enough attention to prevent this dumb low speed collision. :-\

Don't really feel like discussing the matter any more at the moment.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 07-06-2011

(07-06-2011, 01:55 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg213842#msg213842 date=1309978002]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg213821#msg213821 date=1309977114]
No one got hurt. Started from an intersection, got stopped in the middle of the intersection by another car.

Edit: You don't have to be *that* much of a dick, Kirby. Though admittedly, thoughts of that nature popped up shortly after.

so were you at fault?
[/quote]

Don't know.

I thought the light turned green, and clearly the other car thought so as well.

Either way, both of us weren't paying enough attention to prevent this dumb low speed collision. :-\

Don't really feel like discussing the matter any more at the moment.
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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 07-06-2011

(07-06-2011, 01:37 PM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg213821#msg213821 date=1309977114]
No one got hurt. Started from an intersection, got stopped in the middle of the intersection by another car.

Edit: You don't have to be *that* much of a dick, Kirby. Though admittedly, thoughts of that nature popped up shortly after.


Are you kidding?


I passed on posting one of the 30 or so trollface.jpg's I have, as well as the dozens of Nelson from Simpsons Haha pics, in favor of that little softball.

I was trying to be nice.


[/quote]
you're a dumbass


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 07-06-2011

(07-06-2011, 02:15 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg213835#msg213835 date=1309977477]
[quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg213821#msg213821 date=1309977114]
No one got hurt. Started from an intersection, got stopped in the middle of the intersection by another car.

Edit: You don't have to be *that* much of a dick, Kirby. Though admittedly, thoughts of that nature popped up shortly after.


Are you kidding?


I passed on posting one of the 30 or so trollface.jpg's I have, as well as the dozens of Nelson from Simpsons Haha pics, in favor of that little softball.

I was trying to be nice.


[/quote]
you're a dumbass
[/quote]


For what? Passing?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 07-06-2011

Hey

What's going on?

In this thread?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - copulatingduck - 07-06-2011

<333


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - K2 - 07-06-2011

This is really more of a "mildly frustrate my life," but we don't have a thread for that.

Ever since the Uber Update my item drop cap has gone down to maybe 3 or 4. Basically I get item drops like normal on Wed night/Thurs afternoon, then nothing for the rest of the week. Also the only two new weapons I've found are the first two I crafted the night the update was released.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Duck, Duck, Goose - 07-07-2011

Lost my phone at Skrillex Sad


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 07-07-2011

I got got blood spray all over my favorite set of BDU pants. =/


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 07-07-2011

(07-07-2011, 03:35 PM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: I got got blood spray all over my favorite set of BDU pants. =/
I would've expected this from Crow, but not from Kirby. Wat


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - matter11 - 07-07-2011

(07-07-2011, 04:01 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg214047#msg214047 date=1310070913]
I got got blood spray all over my favorite set of BDU pants. =/
I would've expected this from Crow, but not from Kirby. Wat
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projectile menstrual cycle?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 07-07-2011

(07-07-2011, 04:01 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg214047#msg214047 date=1310070913]
I got got blood spray all over my favorite set of BDU pants. =/
I would've expected this from Crow, but not from Kirby. Wat
[/quote]


Well, since my last posting of slaughtering innocent cute squirrels where I lamented I was out of ammo at the worst possible time, I not only restocked, but decided to try out some Winchester hollowpoints. Ballistic nose bullets were going straight thru the little buggers and not causing massive internal damage, but leaving them writhing and screaming in pain, not my goal.


There's this pair of squirrels who have obviously figured out that I am the cause of their very sharp downturn in amount of friends, because for the past 3 days, they have been sitting in my parking space when I get home, then run up into the maple trees and chirp, loudly, for hours when I roll in. When I go inside, they come out of the trees and chitter more, but the instant they hear certain things, like a door or the sound of me slapping a mag into my rifle, they get to high ground, fast.

So today, I took my rifle to work with me. When I got home (My driveway is fairly long, and goes thru the woods before wrapping around my house to the back where we park) I stopped halfway down the driveway, shut the car off and snuck up on them using the house as a blind spot, sure as shit when I came around the corner of the house with my rifle up and eye thru the scope, they're both there again.


Well, the hollow points sure as hell did exactly what they were designed to do, and very efficiently. I think our squirrels up here must be made of Kevlar and they eat angel dust for breakfast, though.

Popped the 1st one on the ground and his buddy skittered over to a maple tree, but only climbed about 3' off the ground before stopping, and he got popped right off the tree. The first one took his first round in his right shoulder, (spoilers hide why I italicized the bottom of this paragraph, trying to have some couth here) [spoiler]and it blew out what I'm assuming to be what was left of his left lung, left a crater on his left side probably a good inch in diameter[/spoiler]. The one that got taken off the tree got his directly in the left side of his gut,[spoiler] left an even bigger exit crater on his right side with all of his digestive system hanging out[/spoiler], and they were both still fucking alive and writhing.

The blood spray was from point blank hurried execution shots, again. Hollowpoints do not leave a clean entry wound that close, unfortunately.

Do I seriously have to shoot them with a bazooka to kill them quickly and humanely or something? Good god. I'm not trying to be cruel and make them suffer, but that's what happens 'erry goddamned time. At least this time the whole thing only lasted from 1st shot to 2nd about 5 seconds, not like a minute.