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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 07-19-2011
(07-18-2011, 04:50 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: I will likely receive another call from where I applied to tomorrow.
I'll be back.
Oh hey, guess what.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 07-19-2011
(07-19-2011, 09:36 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg215626#msg215626 date=1311025812]
I will likely receive another call from where I applied to tomorrow.
I'll be back.
Oh hey, guess what.
[/quote]
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 07-19-2011
(07-19-2011, 09:38 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg215722#msg215722 date=1311086194]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg215626#msg215626 date=1311025812]
I will likely receive another call from where I applied to tomorrow.
I'll be back.
Oh hey, guess what.
[/quote]
[/quote]
This is when you smoke every last bit of what you have right now then don't start again until you find a job. =D
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 07-19-2011
Double.
Wow, all laptops (I'm the only person who has a laptop, save the VP, owner and the owner's son, who are all exempt obv.) were banned today @ work indefinitely because everyone in the production floor seems to have a fetish with texting and talking on their cellphones, so cell's were banned and my laptop somehow got lumped in with the irresponsible fucks on the other side of the building.
Over two years I've brought my laptop in to work, and I only started because my mp3 player broke. I figured why replace that when I have a whole laptop. Never once did any management person ever say anything to me about not working and playing around on my laptop, because I never gave them cause to. Now I get fucked because people can't get off their fucking phones.
Fuck.
Fucking fuckity fuck fuck.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - matter11 - 07-19-2011
(07-19-2011, 03:18 PM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: Double.
Wow, all laptops (I'm the only person who has a laptop, save the VP, owner and the owner's son, who are all exempt obv.) were banned today @ work indefinitely because everyone in the production floor seems to have a fetish with texting and talking on their cellphones, so cell's were banned and my laptop somehow got lumped in with the irresponsible fucks on the other side of the building.
Over two years I've brought my laptop in to work, and I only started because my mp3 player broke. I figured why replace that when I have a whole laptop. Never once did any management person ever say anything to me about not working and playing around on my laptop, because I never gave them cause to. Now I get fucked because people can't get off their fucking phones.
Fuck.
Fucking fuckity fuck fuck.
copy. paste. email to boss.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - If-I-Die-Its-Lag - 07-19-2011
Not really FML, but I hate the school internet.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 07-20-2011
one of my guys here, a staff sergeant, squared the fuck away, borrowed my truck. I told him to put fuel in it. A little later, I send another of my guys to run another errand. He walks back to the compound motherfucking me and my truck for sending him out with a POS vehicle.Â
"Sir, your trucks a piece of crap, it died on me."
"What happened?"
"It just started puttering and died."
I turn to the staff sergeant who is right next to me.
"Hey Sergeant, you filled up the truck earlier, right?"
"yeah"
"did you put mogas in it?" (in the military mogas = gasoline)
"yeah"
"sergeant, it's a diesel truck."
I almost died laughing at him.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 07-20-2011
(07-20-2011, 08:33 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: one of my guys here, a staff sergeant, squared the fuck away, borrowed my truck. I told him to put fuel in it. A little later, I send another of my guys to run another errand. He walks back to the compound motherfucking me and my truck for sending him out with a POS vehicle.Â
"Sir, your trucks a piece of crap, it died on me."
"What happened?"
"It just started puttering and died."
I turn to the staff sergeant who is right next to me.
"Hey Sergeant, you filled up the truck earlier, right?"
"yeah"
"did you put mogas in it?" (in the military mogas = gasoline)
"yeah"
"sergeant, it's a diesel truck."
I almost died laughing at him.
At one of my old jobs, we had a gas powered 4x4 cart that we used to get around the plant. One of my coworkers had been driving it around doing stuff and had taken it to the gas farm to refuel it. He calls me up letting me know that he put x gallons of diesel into the cart. I say "You mean gas right, it's not a diesel vehicle"
"oh yeah, i meant gas."
that damn cart never worked right again. We replaced the fuel filter every 2 weeks.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 07-20-2011
lmao
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - copulatingduck - 07-20-2011
yea, that shit is fucked now
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 07-20-2011
(07-19-2011, 04:07 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg215749#msg215749 date=1311106722]
Double.
Wow, all laptops (I'm the only person who has a laptop, save the VP, owner and the owner's son, who are all exempt obv.) were banned today @ work indefinitely because everyone in the production floor seems to have a fetish with texting and talking on their cellphones, so cell's were banned and my laptop somehow got lumped in with the irresponsible fucks on the other side of the building.
Over two years I've brought my laptop in to work, and I only started because my mp3 player broke. I figured why replace that when I have a whole laptop. Never once did any management person ever say anything to me about not working and playing around on my laptop, because I never gave them cause to. Now I get fucked because people can't get off their fucking phones.
Fuck.
Fucking fuckity fuck fuck.
copy. paste. email to boss.
[/quote]You know what that sounds like to me? You're back to using your MP3 player, since that's all you were originally using the Laptop for anyways, right? So back to where you started.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 07-20-2011
(07-20-2011, 01:38 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg215753#msg215753 date=1311109657]
[quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg215749#msg215749 date=1311106722]
Double.
Wow, all laptops (I'm the only person who has a laptop, save the VP, owner and the owner's son, who are all exempt obv.) were banned today @ work indefinitely because everyone in the production floor seems to have a fetish with texting and talking on their cellphones, so cell's were banned and my laptop somehow got lumped in with the irresponsible fucks on the other side of the building.
Over two years I've brought my laptop in to work, and I only started because my mp3 player broke. I figured why replace that when I have a whole laptop. Never once did any management person ever say anything to me about not working and playing around on my laptop, because I never gave them cause to. Now I get fucked because people can't get off their fucking phones.
Fuck.
Fucking fuckity fuck fuck.
copy. paste. email to boss.
[/quote]You know what that sounds like to me? You're back to using your MP3 player, since that's all you were originally using the Laptop for anyways, right? So back to where you started.
[/quote]
Quote:Over two years I've brought my laptop in to work, and I only started because my mp3 player broke.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 07-20-2011
(07-20-2011, 03:41 PM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg215849#msg215849 date=1311187116]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg215753#msg215753 date=1311109657]
[quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg215749#msg215749 date=1311106722]
Double.
Wow, all laptops (I'm the only person who has a laptop, save the VP, owner and the owner's son, who are all exempt obv.) were banned today @ work indefinitely because everyone in the production floor seems to have a fetish with texting and talking on their cellphones, so cell's were banned and my laptop somehow got lumped in with the irresponsible fucks on the other side of the building.
Over two years I've brought my laptop in to work, and I only started because my mp3 player broke. I figured why replace that when I have a whole laptop. Never once did any management person ever say anything to me about not working and playing around on my laptop, because I never gave them cause to. Now I get fucked because people can't get off their fucking phones.
Fuck.
Fucking fuckity fuck fuck.
copy. paste. email to boss.
[/quote]You know what that sounds like to me? You're back to using your MP3 player, since that's all you were originally using the Laptop for anyways, right? So back to where you started.
[/quote]
Quote:Over two years I've brought my laptop in to work, and I only started because my mp3 player broke.
[/quote]Pretty sure you were a little too focused on semantics to see the part where I was implying you need a new one, the same as you did two years ago. Upside: they're cheaper now.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Chief - 07-20-2011
Legends
to tears
metaphorically
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Star Knight - 07-20-2011
do i srsly have to register for this selective service system b.s. on my 18th? >
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Geoff - 07-20-2011
(07-20-2011, 08:58 PM)Star Knight link Wrote: do i srsly have to register for this selective service system b.s. on my 18th? >
yes you get in serious shit if you dont
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 07-20-2011
(07-20-2011, 08:58 PM)Star Knight link Wrote: do i srsly have to register for this selective service system b.s. on my 18th? >
I wonder if Crow will want to slap you now
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - matter11 - 07-20-2011
(07-20-2011, 08:58 PM)Star Knight link Wrote: do i srsly have to register for this selective service system b.s. on my 18th? >
idk if i did or not
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - [SiN] Merc - 07-20-2011
(07-20-2011, 09:33 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=Star Knight link=topic=3709.msg215905#msg215905 date=1311213522]
do i srsly have to register for this selective service system b.s. on my 18th? >
idk if i did or not
[/quote]
It's your patriotic duty to sign up to protect these lands, solider!
Though seriously if you're a male, you're required by law to do it, so you'd better hop to it pal.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - matter11 - 07-20-2011
Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg215919#msg215919 date=1311216456]
[quote author=matter11 link=topic=3709.msg215914#msg215914 date=1311215610]
[quote author=Star Knight link=topic=3709.msg215905#msg215905 date=1311213522]
do i srsly have to register for this selective service system b.s. on my 18th? >
idk if i did or not
[/quote]
It's your patriotic duty to sign up to protect these lands, solider!
Though seriously if you're a male, you're required by law to do it, so you'd better hop to it pal.
[/quote]
I probably did at some point but just didn't pay much mind to it. Crow would be disappointed by my discipline anyway.