Be Right Back, Uninstalling
New/Improved Longest Thread - Printable Version

+- Be Right Back, Uninstalling (https://www.brbuninstalling.com)
+-- Forum: General Category (https://www.brbuninstalling.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=49)
+--- Forum: General Discussion (https://www.brbuninstalling.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=59)
+--- Thread: New/Improved Longest Thread (/showthread.php?tid=9695)

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360 361 362 363 364 365 366 367 368 369 370 371 372 373 374 375 376 377 378 379 380 381 382 383 384 385 386 387 388 389 390 391 392 393 394 395 396 397 398 399 400 401 402 403 404 405 406 407 408 409 410 411 412 413 414 415 416 417 418 419 420 421 422 423 424 425 426 427 428 429 430 431 432 433 434 435 436 437 438 439 440 441 442 443 444 445 446 447 448 449 450 451 452 453

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - KarthXLR - 05-20-2009

(05-20-2009, 08:10 PM)A. Crow link Wrote: I feel vengeful, behold.

[flash=200,200]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4ivBX_geec[/flash]
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - fyre - 05-20-2009

(05-20-2009, 06:23 PM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: [quote author=fyre link=topic=2632.msg84632#msg84632 date=1242860885]
Fuck humanity.

Yeah... I try not to think like that once in a while.
[/quote]

I don't feel that way all the time, but the systemic abuse and rape of thousands of children by a section of one of the most respected, revered organizations in the world, which claims to be carrying out the will of God, and the institutionalized coverup of said rapes and abuses by some of the highest officials in that organization tends to disgruntle me.

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - A. Crow - 05-20-2009

(05-20-2009, 09:00 PM)Karth is SPY link Wrote: [quote author=A. Crow link=topic=2632.msg84680#msg84680 date=1242868256]
I feel vengeful, behold.

[flash=200,200]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4ivBX_geec[/flash]
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US
[/quote]

I'm sorry, I was having a bad day.  It was wrong of me to lash out at you guys. /grouphug  Anyways I checked my inbox to find several pictures of tits from this one chick, so I feel better.  God Bless Joining the Army.

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Benito Mussolini - 05-21-2009

(05-20-2009, 10:59 PM)fyre link Wrote: [quote author=Benito Mussolini link=topic=2632.msg84635#msg84635 date=1242861806]
[quote author=fyre link=topic=2632.msg84632#msg84632 date=1242860885]
Fuck humanity.

Yeah... I try not to think like that once in a while.
[/quote]

I don't feel that way all the time, but the systemic abuse and rape of thousands of children by a section of one of the most respected, revered organizations in the world, which claims to be carrying out the will of God, and the institutionalized coverup of said rapes and abuses by some of the highest officials in that organization tends to disgruntle me.
[/quote]

Yeah... much to say about that, but I won't...

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Surf314 - 05-21-2009

Your daily dose of WTF:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5355170/Pictures-of-the-day-20-May-2009.html

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/news/fox_5_links/Top_50_Text_Acronyms_Parents_Should_Know_052009

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - CaffeinePowered - 05-21-2009

(05-21-2009, 08:11 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: Your daily dose of WTF:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5355170/Pictures-of-the-day-20-May-2009.html

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/news/fox_5_links/Top_50_Text_Acronyms_Parents_Should_Know_052009

>My Fox Atlanta

> Atlanta

> Fox


WTF explained - crazy people

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - fyre - 05-21-2009

(05-21-2009, 08:11 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: Your daily dose of WTF:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5355170/Pictures-of-the-day-20-May-2009.html

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/news/fox_5_links/Top_50_Text_Acronyms_Parents_Should_Know_052009

WYCM LMIRL IMEZRU

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - fyre - 05-21-2009

http://io9.com/5263819/will-the-us-government-finally-admit-there-are-aliens

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Dave - 05-21-2009

Morrissey: "America is not the world"

if there actualy was aliens other smarter countries like norway and germany would know and probably let their people know.

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - fyre - 05-21-2009

(05-21-2009, 10:55 AM)Dave link Wrote: Morrissey: "America is not the world"

if there actualy was aliens other smarter countries like norway and germany would know and probably let their people know.

Hmm? If America isn't the world than I'd like to know what is. Tongue And what's a "Germany" anyway? And even if there were other countries besides America (which there aren't!), they would probably be run by the Illuminati just like America.

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - at0m - 05-21-2009

(05-21-2009, 08:11 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: Your daily dose of WTF:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5355170/Pictures-of-the-day-20-May-2009.html

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/news/fox_5_links/Top_50_Text_Acronyms_Parents_Should_Know_052009
Wow, I'm behind the times, I really need to flirt on OKCupid more often.

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Surf314 - 05-21-2009

Listening to my dad and people talk politics its easy to realize what is wrong with america.  They seem to mostly debate over labels with vaguely defined but negative meanings to give to things they don't like instead of talking about what is actually wrong with it.

I remember a quote saying something along the lines of if you can name your opposition you have won.  Calling environmentalists green worked for decades before they were able to change the connotation from something to be ridiculed to something to be proud of.  Now they are bringing back the socialist and communist labels back things have gotten ridiculous.  It's like people expect you just have to drop the S bomb and it should be obvious to all that you have just won the argument.  I keep waiting for the follow-up discussion and get disappointed.

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - fyre - 05-21-2009

Get a job, college boy.

seewutididthar


Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - KarthXLR - 05-21-2009

So, Horribleville is finally over. :'(

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Dave - 05-21-2009

(05-21-2009, 03:50 PM)Karth is SPY link Wrote: So, Horribleville is finally over. :'(

this mean your gonna stop posting every strip in the lulz thread?

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Honest - 05-21-2009

(05-21-2009, 03:51 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=Karth is SPY link=topic=2632.msg84913#msg84913 date=1242939004]
So, Horribleville is finally over. :'(

this mean your gonna stop posting every strip in the lulz thread?
[/quote]

I'm sure he'll find something to fill the void. Will it be Awkward Zombie? Probably.

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Ianki - 05-21-2009

(05-21-2009, 04:34 PM)Honest link Wrote: [quote author=Dave link=topic=2632.msg84914#msg84914 date=1242939104]
[quote author=Karth is SPY link=topic=2632.msg84913#msg84913 date=1242939004]
So, Horribleville is finally over. :'(

this mean your gonna stop posting every strip in the lulz thread?
[/quote]

I'm sure he'll find something to fill the void. Will it be Awkward Zombie? Probably.
[/quote]

Well it should be Mitch Clem, because Mitch Clem is awesome.

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - rumsfald - 05-21-2009

(05-20-2009, 11:02 PM)A. Crow link Wrote: [quote author=Karth is SPY link=topic=2632.msg84699#msg84699 date=1242871206]
[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=2632.msg84680#msg84680 date=1242868256]
I feel vengeful, behold.

[flash=200,200]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4ivBX_geec[/flash]
WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US
[/quote]

I'm sorry, I was having a bad day.  It was wrong of me to lash out at you guys. /grouphug  Anyways I checked my inbox to find several pictures of tits from this one chick, so I feel better.  God Bless Joining the Army.
[/quote]

I'm glad you like my manboobs. There's more if you like where they came from, Lieutenant Beard.

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - rumsfald - 05-21-2009

(05-20-2009, 01:10 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Benito Mussolini link=topic=2632.msg84462#msg84462 date=1242798595]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=2632.msg84461#msg84461 date=1242798188]
[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=2632.msg84432#msg84432 date=1242790338]
heh... algebra...  needs more dirac deltas, THEN SHIT GETS IMAGINARY!
e[sup]iπ[/sup]+1=0
[/quote]

I... this... you don't get what a dirac detla is, right?

Seriously, we're talking about maths now. You can't make jokes like that.
[/quote]I'm an Engineer, of course I know what a dirac delta is. I was just too lazy to insert a reference to something that would make the XKCD strip actually contextually appropriate, assuming noone would try to call me out on it.

The dirac delta function, otherwise known as the 'unit impulse function', when expressed as a function of time ( δ(t) ) is a function which has infinite height, zero duration, and a very clearly defined area (or infinite integral, if you prefer) of 1. It has a value of zero everywhere except at zero, where it is discontinuous in the positive infinite direction. Therefore, it is commonly graphed as a line with an arrow pointing vertically, with the location of that point being the area ( ex. y=δ(x) would have an arrow at (0,0) pointing to (0,1), showing that the dirac delta function has an area of 1, as it is defined to). It is exceptionally useful both in signal analysis and in mathematical deconstruction of physical phenomena (such as trying to model how a robotic arm needs to accelerate and decelerate in order to reach a particular position in a specified amount of time), because it is the mathematical ideal of force impulse, which is never actually of zero duration, but can often be assumed to be for the sake of simpler calculations.

In the course of writing this, I went to wikipedia once, in order to be able to copy/paste the lower case delta (δ) so that my description would be as accurate as possible. The rest of it is a result of me using it every fucking day for the last six years in the course of getting my Engineering degree and subsequently fucking programming assembly robots.

Blow me, Benito, it's an excuse to paste a webcomic into a thread. I think you're the one who doesn't really know WTF he's talking about. If you really want me to, I'll whip out my signal analysis textbook and cook up an example that uses fourier transforms (do YOU know what those are?), imaginary numbers, AND the fucking dirac delta function if thats what floats your boat and gets you to stop spamming my -1 button.

[edit] So yeah, this was a little over the top. You may now return to your regularly scheduled thread. [/edit]
[/quote]

Did you see that? Did you see that edit? Sudden change of behavioir? About face? Somthing is out of place.......wait....stop........That Engineer is a Spy!

Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - fyre - 05-21-2009

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5271376/Chinese-ordered-to-smoke-more-to-boost-economy.html

Quote:Local government officials in China have been ordered to smoke nearly a quarter of a million packs of cigarettes in a move to boost the local economy during the global financial crisis.

The edict, issued by officials in Hubei province in central China, threatens to fine officials who "fail to meet their targets" or are caught smoking rival brands manufactured in neighbouring provinces.

Even local schools have been issued with a smoking quota for teachers, while one village was ordered to purchase 400 cartons of cigarettes a year for its officials, according to the local government's website.

lol. can't make this shit up.