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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 07-28-2011

My day started at 0200.  It's been a long day.  I'm not tired because some much shit has happened today I can't really stop. 

Two of my guys got thrown under the bus in an epic manner today, and I can't do a damn thing to help them because they practically did it to themselves, in a manner highly visible to lots of oak leaves.

I was having some intestinal trouble right around dinner.  I was in a part of the FOB I'm not normally at, so i went searching for a portajon.  It was like fucking quest for fire to find one that was somewhat clean... and then find toilet paper in another one.  So I'm taking a shit and.. *BEEEEEEMB BEEEEEEEMB INCOMING INCOMING* and I have a short moment there where I'm thinking "this is the area these rounds normally hit.  Fuck it, there is no way I'm coming out of this thing half dress from shitting.  If I die, it was my time."  *SHHRWWWWWWBOOOOM*  It hit closer than I would have liked for being in a portajon but it didn't hit me, I laughed afterward. 

So I completed my task, and went about finding a bunker... the nearest one I found was the one for the medical unit here.  They were talking about how they were "happy Ramadan was coming up, so there wouldn't be as much action."  The random LT at the end of the bunker (me) burst into laughter. 

This was not the first or last time we had incoming today either.     


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - matter11 - 07-28-2011

(07-28-2011, 11:24 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: My day started at 0200.  It's been a long day.  I'm not tired because some much shit has happened today I can't really stop. 

Two of my guys got thrown under the bus in an epic manner today, and I can't do a damn thing to help them because they practically did it to themselves, in a manner highly visible to lots of oak leaves.

I was having some intestinal trouble right around dinner.  I was in a part of the FOB I'm not normally at, so i went searching for a portajon.  It was like fucking quest for fire to find one that was somewhat clean... and then find toilet paper in another one.  So I'm taking a shit and.. *BEEEEEEMB BEEEEEEEMB INCOMING INCOMING* and I have a short moment there where I'm thinking "this is the area these rounds normally hit.  Fuck it, there is no way I'm coming out of this thing half dress from shitting.  If I die, it was my time."  *SHHRWWWWWWBOOOOM*  It hit closer than I would have liked for being in a portajon but it didn't hit me, I laughed afterward. 

So I completed my task, and went about finding a bunker... the nearest one I found was the one for the medical unit here.  They were talking about how they were "happy Ramadan was coming up, so there wouldn't be as much action."  The random LT at the end of the bunker (me) burst into laughter. 

This was not the first or last time we had incoming today either.       

sooooo... I have to ask... did the "shrwboom" literally scare the shit out of you?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coelit - 07-28-2011

spend a good amount of my day beating Halo: Reach on legendary solo.

It  registered as normal.

WHAT THE FUUCCCCCCCCCCCK?!?!?!??!


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - AMCZombine - 07-28-2011

If pain is weakness leaving the body, why aren't my teeth strong as steel?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KarthXLR - 07-28-2011

Went to the gym to run a half-hour. Only made it to 25 minutes.  Sad This is what I get for not going last week.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 07-28-2011

I sometimes wonder whether people skim the most recent posts in this thread before sharing their first-world-problems.

Glad you are ok, LT.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 07-28-2011

(07-28-2011, 05:53 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: I sometimes wonder whether people skim the most recent posts in this thread before sharing their first-world-problems.

Glad you are ok, LT.
Nope.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 07-28-2011

<sigh>

Buy iPod off Amazon because I can't afford a brand new one and I require at least 60GB

Get iPod that won't sync to PC.  :-\


Now to enter the lameass world of 'contact the seller'


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KarthXLR - 07-28-2011

(07-28-2011, 07:31 PM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: <sigh>

Buy iPod off Amazon because I can't afford a brand new one and I require at least 60GB

Get iPod that won't sync to PC.  :-\


Now to enter the lameass world of 'contact the seller'
It might not be formatted for PC, will it respond at all?


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 07-28-2011

(07-28-2011, 07:34 PM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg216834#msg216834 date=1311899463]
<sigh>

Buy iPod off Amazon because I can't afford a brand new one and I require at least 60GB

Get iPod that won't sync to PC.  :-\


Now to enter the lameass world of 'contact the seller'
It might not be formatted for PC, will it respond at all?
[/quote]


It works just fine, except for the click of death the hard drive is giving off on power-on and the fact 2 PC's and 1 Mac all report a broken USB device when plugged in. iTunes won't even acknowledge there's an iPod attached to the system, on both a PC and Mac. My blackbuntu laptop is even wtf'ing at it when I plug it in.




Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KarthXLR - 07-28-2011

(07-28-2011, 07:51 PM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg216837#msg216837 date=1311899687]
[quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg216834#msg216834 date=1311899463]
<sigh>

Buy iPod off Amazon because I can't afford a brand new one and I require at least 60GB

Get iPod that won't sync to PC.  :-\


Now to enter the lameass world of 'contact the seller'
It might not be formatted for PC, will it respond at all?
[/quote]


It works just fine, except for the click of death the hard drive is giving off on power-on and the fact 2 PC's and 1 Mac all report a broken USB device when plugged in. iTunes won't even acknowledge there's an iPod attached to the system, on both a PC and Mac.


[/quote]
That sucks.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 07-28-2011

(07-28-2011, 07:52 PM)Karth link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg216840#msg216840 date=1311900692]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg216837#msg216837 date=1311899687]
[quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg216834#msg216834 date=1311899463]
<sigh>

Buy iPod off Amazon because I can't afford a brand new one and I require at least 60GB

Get iPod that won't sync to PC.  :-\


Now to enter the lameass world of 'contact the seller'
It might not be formatted for PC, will it respond at all?
[/quote]


It works just fine, except for the click of death the hard drive is giving off on power-on and the fact 2 PC's and 1 Mac all report a broken USB device when plugged in. iTunes won't even acknowledge there's an iPod attached to the system, on both a PC and Mac.


[/quote]
That sucks.
[/quote]


My god. I've already contacted, and dealt with the seller. I'll be mailing it out tomorrow for a refund. Quickest shit ever.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Stein - 07-28-2011

(07-28-2011, 08:27 PM)Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg216841#msg216841 date=1311900741]
[quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg216840#msg216840 date=1311900692]
[quote author=Karth link=topic=3709.msg216837#msg216837 date=1311899687]
[quote author=Kirby, the FaNspyPyro link=topic=3709.msg216834#msg216834 date=1311899463]
<sigh>

Buy iPod off Amazon because I can't afford a brand new one and I require at least 60GB

Get iPod that won't sync to PC.  :-\


Now to enter the lameass world of 'contact the seller'
It might not be formatted for PC, will it respond at all?
[/quote]


It works just fine, except for the click of death the hard drive is giving off on power-on and the fact 2 PC's and 1 Mac all report a broken USB device when plugged in. iTunes won't even acknowledge there's an iPod attached to the system, on both a PC and Mac.


[/quote]
That sucks.
[/quote]


My god. I've already contacted, and dealt with the seller. I'll be mailing it out tomorrow for a refund. Quickest shit ever.
[/quote]
I remember when my brother woke me up in the middle of the night saying my iPod was beeping (where it was plugged into an Apple wall charger). It was overheating and constantly rebooting. Thank god for my grub menu having a beep, otherwise it would have (literally) burnt through the table it was on.

Digression:
blackbuntu vs backtrack 4: GO

Also: teach me to do this shit. I can only do WEP, can't get WPA handshakes.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 07-29-2011

In the previous 2 hours, I've come within inches of running over the following animals with my car:

2 Deer
1 Possum
1 Dog
1 Cat


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KarthXLR - 07-29-2011

Just finished a really long review podcast with Merc and Pie.

Guess what? The file didn't save.
[move]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!![/move]


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 07-29-2011

first world problems:  I've got alot of ground to cover, some of it is very big and very built up as far as US presence goes.  The Pizza Hut at this place doesn't have parmeson cheese, FML. 

The shit story was a funny anecdote, the stuff with my guys about to get raped by my CO is the real FML.   


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 07-29-2011

Got some bad news today.


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Eightball - 07-29-2011

(07-29-2011, 10:50 PM)at0m link Wrote: Got some bad news today.
Sad


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 07-29-2011

(07-29-2011, 10:50 PM)at0m link Wrote: Got some bad news today.

shit


Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 07-29-2011

(07-29-2011, 10:50 PM)at0m link Wrote: Got some bad news today.

I'm sorry to hear it. Sad