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Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - The Generic Name - 08-26-2011 (08-26-2011, 01:46 AM)Coelit link Wrote: We went for roughly an hour. She was happy. Hour long movie? shit movie is shit. Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - zaneyard - 08-26-2011 you guys fucking suck i only take like 15 seconds Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - Chief - 08-26-2011 (08-26-2011, 02:35 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: you guys fucking suck i only take like 15 secondsi guess lefty really knows how to treat you right, eh zane Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - Dr. Zaius - 08-26-2011 Hey guys don't flail your e-peen penis around in here. Shut up Zaius no one even cared until you said something Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - Didzo - 08-26-2011 (08-26-2011, 03:38 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: Shut up Zaius no one even cared until you said something Quite sure that you haven't change the no-shit-given status quo by posting. Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - zaneyard - 08-26-2011 (08-26-2011, 03:28 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg220385#msg220385 date=1314387327]i guess lefty really knows how to treat you right, eh zane [/quote] lol, shut up virgin Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - Vandamguy - 08-26-2011 (08-26-2011, 04:55 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3603.msg220391#msg220391 date=1314390526]i guess lefty really knows how to treat you right, eh zane [/quote] lol, shut up virgin [/quote] ripped like paper also, related to original topic: figured out how to circumvent my ISP's bandwidth throttling timez Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - Chief - 08-26-2011 (08-26-2011, 04:55 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3603.msg220391#msg220391 date=1314390526]i guess lefty really knows how to treat you right, eh zane [/quote] lol, shut up virgin [/quote]damn anyone got ice for that burn? im hurting bad over here Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - zaneyard - 08-27-2011 (08-26-2011, 11:34 PM)TheDarkChief link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg220434#msg220434 date=1314395740]i guess lefty really knows how to treat you right, eh zane [/quote] lol, shut up virgin [/quote]damn anyone got ice for that burn? im hurting bad over here [/quote] Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - Black Aspen - 08-27-2011 (08-27-2011, 12:03 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=TheDarkChief link=topic=3603.msg220498#msg220498 date=1314419669]i guess lefty really knows how to treat you right, eh zane [/quote] lol, shut up virgin [/quote]damn anyone got ice for that burn? im hurting bad over here [/quote] [/quote] Someone add this to Tim's sig. Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - Kirby - 08-27-2011 (08-27-2011, 12:32 AM)Black Aspen link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg220503#msg220503 date=1314421422]i guess lefty really knows how to treat you right, eh zane [/quote] lol, shut up virgin [/quote]damn anyone got ice for that burn? im hurting bad over here [/quote] [/quote] Someone add this to Tim's sig. [/quote] My Adblock extension is going to implode if I have to block any more pics from Tim's sig Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - Vandamguy - 08-27-2011 (08-27-2011, 07:57 AM)Kirby the Dick link Wrote: My Adblock extension is going to implode if I have to block any more pics from Tim's sig+1 for the lulz i just left that one of the cheerleader. Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - Kirby - 08-27-2011 (08-27-2011, 03:39 PM)Vandamguy link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=3603.msg220527#msg220527 date=1314449861]+1 for the lulz i just left that one of the cheerleader. [/quote] Only surviving TimSigPic on my end too. I also may have saved it like a year ago in case he ever removed it. Also, this made my day. I roll in the driveway from getting dinner, and I again had my rifle with me for tactical squirrel removal when I got back. I notice behind me going down the driveway is a junky ass pickup, I assume he's going to buy some weed from my neighbors and stuff, and don't even pay him a second thought. I pull into my parking spot, and the truck pulls into my driveway too, so I'm like uhhhhh? I get out of my car, and this big sasquatch redneck gets out of the truck, someone I used to call a friend until like 6 years ago when he slashed all the tires on my car and ripped the scanner antenna array off my trunk lid and made it disappear, because I fucked the piss out of his little sister at a party. As far as I know, he doesn't know I actually know it was him, and we haven't even seen each other in about 5 years. So once I see him get out, I duck back into my car, yank out my rifle and walk about a third of the distance between us and flatly say "The hell do you want?" He's very nicey nicey and says "Hey man I haven't seen you in years I was just stopping by to say hi I saw you pulling in" to which I reply "Done, hi and bye." I turn around and walk back to my car, grab my dinner and walk inside, and I suppose he just got back in his truck and backed out, I didn't even turn around to look. A few minutes later he calls my cell, and I ignore the call. He leaves a voicemail, so I check it in the off chance it's a threat so I can just turn around, be a giant dick and report it to the Sheriff. Tells me not to be a shit and if I ever pull a gun on him again I'm going to regret it. Call Sheriff, tell them I'm preemptively calling to head off the call I suspect they're about to get about someone pulling a gun on someone else pointing it at him and threatening him at my address. Sure as shit while I'm on the phone with the public safety guy, 911 gets a call for the exact thing I just explained. Of course the Sheriff will send a unit to my house and see what's going on regardless of the fact I called ahead, just because it's their job to be thorough. I exploit the fact that it's a county wide administration and the unit will probably take 5-10 minutes to arrive, and queue up the security footage that shows me never pointing my rifle anywhere but my feet, ready to show him when he arrives. 8) Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - Dtrain323i - 08-27-2011 (08-27-2011, 05:40 PM)Kirby the Dick link Wrote: [quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=3603.msg220570#msg220570 date=1314477565]+1 for the lulz i just left that one of the cheerleader. [/quote] Only surviving TimSigPic on my end too. I also may have saved it like a year ago in case he ever removed it. Also, this made my day. I roll in the driveway from getting dinner, and I again had my rifle with me for tactical squirrel removal when I got back. I notice behind me going down the driveway is a junky ass pickup, I assume he's going to buy some weed from my neighbors and stuff, and don't even pay him a second thought. I pull into my parking spot, and the truck pulls into my driveway too, so I'm like uhhhhh? I get out of my car, and this big sasquatch redneck gets out of the truck, someone I used to call a friend until like 6 years ago when he slashed all the tires on my car and ripped the scanner antenna array off my trunk lid and made it disappear, because I fucked the piss out of his little sister at a party. As far as I know, he doesn't know I actually know it was him, and we haven't even seen each other in about 5 years. So once I see him get out, I duck back into my car, yank out my rifle and walk about a third of the distance between us and flatly say "The hell do you want?" He's very nicey nicey and says "Hey man I haven't seen you in years I was just stopping by to say hi I saw you pulling in" to which I reply "Done, hi and bye." I turn around and walk back to my car, grab my dinner and walk inside, and I suppose he just got back in his truck and backed out, I didn't even turn around to look. A few minutes later he calls my cell, and I ignore the call. He leaves a voicemail, so I check it in the off chance it's a threat so I can just turn around, be a giant dick and report it to the Sheriff. Tells me not to be a shit and if I ever pull a gun on him again I'm going to regret it. Call Sheriff, tell them I'm preemptively calling to head off the call I suspect they're about to get about someone pulling a gun on someone else pointing it at him and threatening him at my address. Sure as shit while I'm on the phone with the public safety guy, 911 gets a call for the exact thing I just explained. Of course the Sheriff will send a unit to my house and see what's going on regardless of the fact I called ahead, just because it's their job to be thorough. I exploit the fact that it's a county wide administration and the unit will probably take 5-10 minutes to arrive, and queue up the security footage that shows me never pointing my rifle anywhere but my feet, ready to show him when he arrives. 8) [/quote] Well done. Whoever calls the police first in any confrontation is the victim. Also this story needs more AR-15 Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - maxthroatkick - 08-27-2011 Made it to the top 100 http://www.brbuninstalling.com/hlstats/hlstats.php?mode=playerinfo&player=96722 I'm happy now. Second page get Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - loldollas - 08-28-2011 Got a 2nd interview for that job at the clinical psych office, basically a casual chat with the clinical director, the psychologist in charge. So stoked for this job...I mean, they gave me a schedule already so I feel as I already got it...haha Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - k0ala - 08-28-2011 The best interviews are conversations. I think you got this one, Duckets. Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - matter11 - 08-28-2011 watching Geri's game. Always day improving. Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - Kirby - 08-28-2011 (08-27-2011, 06:45 PM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=3603.msg220589#msg220589 date=1314484856] Well done. Whoever calls the police first in any confrontation is the victim. Also this story needs more AR-15 [/quote] AR-15 would be a little overkill for squirrel.  :-X Also can't afford one.  Donate one to the Kirby needs an AR fund? I take AK's too. Maybe an M14? :'( Oh well, at least my ammo is cheap. Re: This Made My Day/Improved My Day Thread! - K2 - 08-28-2011 Actually from last week, but I forgot to post it then. |