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Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - Cataract - 02-04-2010 (02-04-2010, 07:28 AM)Tim link Wrote: 1) youre a retard dave Well there goes an awesome story. THANKS A LOT, JERK. Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - Versus - 02-04-2010 it said he returned to base, he could've changed his loadout Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - copulatingduck - 02-04-2010 l2read tim Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - Surf314 - 02-04-2010 So anyone giving this a go? Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - zaneyard - 02-04-2010 umm, i might be able to gather a few people *grins* Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - Duck, Duck, Goose - 02-04-2010 (02-04-2010, 12:00 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: So anyone giving this a go?I guess Team Canada America? Me (I work some Tuesdays [like next]) Funbucks Benito (?) liquid (can't do Tuesdays) backfire joker/DarkChief (depending on who wants to play/shows up) Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - Surf314 - 02-04-2010 (02-04-2010, 02:28 PM)Nitrous Axide link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=4163.msg135452#msg135452 date=1265302804]I guess Team Canada America? Me (I work some Tuesdays [like next]) Funbucks Benito (?) liquid (can't do Tuesdays) backfire joker/DarkChief (depending on who wants to play/shows up) [/quote] If this is the only team I say we just have the first round Friday. You OK with that Tim? Also I lol at the fact my mental picture of this is Tim being a guy at the bar with big guns throwing a wad of cash on the table and challenging anyone to take it from him through arm wrestling. Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - Radio Raheem - 02-04-2010 i havent asked anyone yet but yeah we can prob do friday. its what 8 or 9 est fridays? Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - Surf314 - 02-04-2010 Probably 8 EST Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - Turtle - 02-04-2010 (02-04-2010, 03:22 AM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: [quote author=TR1CK link=topic=4163.msg135396#msg135396 date=1265263340] are u admitting ur a bad enough dude that u won't get on the best team week after week? [/quote] yup [/quote] raped, almost as bad as that time i was building uber. Hey do you remember that benito? [/quote] I really don't remember Duck, why don't you share the story for all of us? [/quote] Well since you're insisting. Basically there I was, soldiering it up on Dustbowl, stage 2-2. But I forgot I had my boots on (nobody I play with likes the boots, I like to rocket jump away from my team when I'm wearing them and jump back later, they kinda own). "It's not so bad," I say to myself, "I'm aliasing and nobody will recognize me, I won't have to be bothered by medics anyways." But too late, someone's slippery healbeam had already slithered it's way around me. I was trapped, like a dog on a leash. I had a master now. "Get over here schweinhund! Help me to be getting my uber up!" I did as I was told, reluctantly building uber for medic. "What is wrong with you soldier, why are you not able to perform as I've asked?" "I'm sorry medic, I'm wearing gunboats," I whimpered, already fearing his response. "Dummkopf! Vat are you vearing those stupid boots for? Zey are for Fräuleins!" Medic was angry. Very angry. And even worse, I had more bad news. "Medic..... I... I need more ammo. I used all my rockets trying to build uber [albeit most ineffectively]" "DUMMKOPF!" he roared. He was not happy with me. "Raus, RAUS!" he bellowed, as he watched me jump away to get more ammo. "C'mere sissy!" engy beckoned. He had been watching me the whole time, having a good time at my own expense. "I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule!" Engy was not happy that I was wasting his metal to build uber with gunboats. Not happy at all. Twenty rockets richer, I high-tailed it out of there. The jeers were too much, my team making it known that I was an idiot trying to build uber with the gunboats. "Soldier is not credit to team!" Medic was calling again. "Idiot! Come over here. I promise I will heal you!" I was back again, slave to medic's master, doomed to build uber twenty damage at a time. "Can you feel ze Schadenfreude, Soldier? I healed ze man who will kill you! Dummkopf!" Mind numb from building uber, I realized too late what he meant by them. I felt a small prick in my side, as a spy tried to andystab my in the stomach. Once, twice, three times. "I'm going to die, to a fail-stabbing spy," I thought to myself. But no, the tf2 gods held me in great favor. Perhaps I was not bright, but I was at least kind of heart. The gunboated soldier, who tries to build uber. They saw the kindness in my submissive, soldier heart, and decided to deliver me from my plight. As I was building uber, a miracle happened. And just as Exodus says of The Burning Bush in chapter three, Isaiah wrote: "The people walking in darkness have seen a great light; on those living in the land of the shadow of death a light has dawned." For before I was even able to turn around, a great light shone from the nozzle of Soldier's Rocket Launcher, and from it came a blinding light, and a furious roar. But it wasn't a roar at all, it was the voice of Gabe Newell, tf2 god himself, and it said: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." And right there, before I had even been able to turn around, as my life flashed before my eyes, Gabe struck with the wrath of god himself and delivered unto me a crit rocket of such power that I could do nothing but hold on for dear life as it detonated. Spy evaporated around me. Nothing was left of him but a pink mist. Right then and there I got down on my knees and prayed, and I thanked Gabe for his deliverance, and promised that his favor would not go unnoticed. I immediately returned to base, and just as the seven priests brought down the walls of Jericho, I too sounded my buff banner. And that is how Red team triumphed over Blu, on Dustbowl stage 2-2. [/quote] I lay unto thee a mighty +1, for the gracious gift you have given me and my brothers. Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - Eightball - 02-05-2010 Just talked to liquid, I think Carebears would be up for a game. Instead of waiting for each person, we'll just grab a ringer or two. I personally can make any time you guys decide on. I think. Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - Surf314 - 02-05-2010 Let's start tonight at 8 EST. Team CanAmerica vs Team Carebears. Winner takes on Raheem at 8:30. This OK with everyone? Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - Professor Funbucks - 02-05-2010 Sure why not. Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - CaffeinePowered - 02-05-2010 (02-05-2010, 08:52 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: Let's start tonight at 8 EST. Team CanAmerica vs Team Carebears. Winner takes on Raheem at 8:30. Since Team Canada has Americans on it, you should have a better name than that Team America & It's Hat Maple Syrup & Pancakes Hockey with Baseballs Bud & Molson Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - Surf314 - 02-05-2010 I like baseball hockey. Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - Professor Funbucks - 02-05-2010 (02-05-2010, 09:57 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=4163.msg135561#msg135561 date=1265377953] Since Team Canada has Americans on it, you should have a better name than that Team America & It's Hat Maple Syrup & Pancakes Hockey with Baseballs Bud & Molson [/quote] Faves, but team america and its hat is funny Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - liquid108 - 02-05-2010 So tonight it's going to be: [table][tr][td]CAREBEARS[/td] [td]  VS  [/td] [td]Team Maple Syrup & Pancakes (I thought that was a good one)[/td][/tr] [tr][td]Players:[/td] [td][/td]  [td]Players:[/td][/tr] [tr][td]trick[/td]      [td][/td]    [td]funbucks[/td][/tr] [tr][td]eightball[/td]   [td][/td]    [td]nitrous[/td][/tr] [tr][td]liquid[/td]     [td][/td]    [td]liquid[/td][/tr] [tr][td]backfire[/td]   [td][/td]    [td]backfire[/td][/tr] [tr][td]benito[/td]    [td][/td]    [td]nito[/td][/tr] [tr][td]scar[/td]      [td][/td]    [td]jokerr/darkcheif[/td][/tr][/table] I think I must have made a mistake. Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - ribozyme - 02-05-2010 (02-04-2010, 03:22 AM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: [quote author=TR1CK link=topic=4163.msg135396#msg135396 date=1265263340] are u admitting ur a bad enough dude that u won't get on the best team week after week? [/quote] yup [/quote] raped, almost as bad as that time i was building uber. Hey do you remember that benito? [/quote] I really don't remember Duck, why don't you share the story for all of us? [/quote] Well since you're insisting. Basically there I was, soldiering it up on Dustbowl, stage 2-2. But I forgot I had my boots on (nobody I play with likes the boots, I like to rocket jump away from my team when I'm wearing them and jump back later, they kinda own). "It's not so bad," I say to myself, "I'm aliasing and nobody will recognize me, I won't have to be bothered by medics anyways." But too late, someone's slippery healbeam had already slithered it's way around me. I was trapped, like a dog on a leash. I had a master now. "Get over here schweinhund! Help me to be getting my uber up!" I did as I was told, reluctantly building uber for medic. "What is wrong with you soldier, why are you not able to perform as I've asked?" "I'm sorry medic, I'm wearing gunboats," I whimpered, already fearing his response. "Dummkopf! Vat are you vearing those stupid boots for? Zey are for Fräuleins!" Medic was angry. Very angry. And even worse, I had more bad news. "Medic..... I... I need more ammo. I used all my rockets trying to build uber [albeit most ineffectively]" "DUMMKOPF!" he roared. He was not happy with me. "Raus, RAUS!" he bellowed, as he watched me jump away to get more ammo. "C'mere sissy!" engy beckoned. He had been watching me the whole time, having a good time at my own expense. "I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule!" Engy was not happy that I was wasting his metal to build uber with gunboats. Not happy at all. Twenty rockets richer, I high-tailed it out of there. The jeers were too much, my team making it known that I was an idiot trying to build uber with the gunboats. "Soldier is not credit to team!" Medic was calling again. "Idiot! Come over here. I promise I will heal you!" I was back again, slave to medic's master, doomed to build uber twenty damage at a time. "Can you feel ze Schadenfreude, Soldier? I healed ze man who will kill you! Dummkopf!" Mind numb from building uber, I realized too late what he meant by them. I felt a small prick in my side, as a spy tried to andystab my in the stomach. Once, twice, three times. "I'm going to die, to a fail-stabbing spy," I thought to myself. But no, the tf2 gods held me in great favor. Perhaps I was not bright, but I was at least kind of heart. The gunboated soldier, who tries to build uber. They saw the kindness in my submissive, soldier heart, and decided to deliver me from my plight. As I was building uber, a miracle happened. And just as Exodus says of The Burning Bush in chapter three, Isaiah wrote: "The people walking in darkness have seen a great light; on those living in the land of the shadow of death a light has dawned." For before I was even able to turn around, a great light shone from the nozzle of Soldier's Rocket Launcher, and from it came a blinding light, and a furious roar. But it wasn't a roar at all, it was the voice of Gabe Newell, tf2 god himself, and it said: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." And right there, before I had even been able to turn around, as my life flashed before my eyes, Gabe struck with the wrath of god himself and delivered unto me a crit rocket of such power that I could do nothing but hold on for dear life as it detonated. Spy evaporated around me. Nothing was left of him but a pink mist. Right then and there I got down on my knees and prayed, and I thanked Gabe for his deliverance, and promised that his favor would not go unnoticed. I immediately returned to base, and just as the seven priests brought down the walls of Jericho, I too sounded my buff banner. And that is how Red team triumphed over Blu, on Dustbowl stage 2-2. [/quote] You should write fanfiction. Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - Radio Raheem - 02-05-2010 i cant guarentee raheem can be on at 830 i havent talk to anyone but ill try Re: Calling all community members! We have a hostage situation! - CaffeinePowered - 02-05-2010 (02-05-2010, 11:31 AM)ribozyme link Wrote: You should write fanfiction. Joel & Wolfwood, Gmod asap |