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Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - El_Fajitas - 07-07-2008

And, behold, for upon hearing his sacred and nigh-unpronounceable name, HE rose from the depths!
Ten thousand years have passed since his exile from the internet aether, driven mad by unimaginable numbers of latencies, lack of pictures in his browsing, and time which HE felt no more.
But, lo, a new age dawns!  His watchful eye hath kept you safe, but was unseen.  His madness washed away like a troll from these lands.

Behold, El Fajitas.  HE is RISEN!

Ever since that first night I got a NES, with Mario Bros. 3, I knew I would play games.  My mind was blown.  Blown I say, when I noticed that my wall outlet somehow became colorful video and boundless entertainment.  I played a ton of NES games.  My friend had about 6 shoe boxes full of nothing but NES cartridges.  Me and my older bro beat Ninja Gaiden.

I once went to a friends party.  He was given a SNES (the curvy one) and a copy of Kirby's Super Adventure.  We played the whole day.  As I headed home, I yearned for that game to grace my own SNES.  In the last rays of light, as I went up my staircase towards my room, I heard.  I heard the songs of a miracle.  The bouncy, instrumental, whimsical songs of a wish come true.  For my brother had exchanged our ancient Mortal Kombat. True bliss.

I still lived in the old country as the PS1 rose to prominence.  I never obtained one for myself, but a friend did.  Since original titles cost an arm and a leg, modification of consoles was easy and plentiful.  My friend ammassed a massive library that we played over and over.  Silent Hill would shit my pants, and famous titles became known to me.

I did not do much in the Gamecube / PS2 / Xbox era.  I played many good games, but only a handful would become memorable.

As I left home to go get some education, I came into the possession of some money.  Seeing the new consoles in the horizon made my fat wallet give cries of pain, as of a dog who sees a shoe raised against him.  I chose to go into unknown lands.  After some time, my box arrived, and within it my first game capable computer.  Within a month, I was ravenous for games.  Those new and those old.  Oblivion, Red Alert 2, Fallout, Age of Empires 1,2,3, Half-Life 1 and 2, and so many more that I have yet to see.

I come from a coastal town and will kick your ass if you besmirch the deliciousness of seafood.
I am cheap which causes me to splurge randomly about once every other year.
I am musically inclined.
You will fall before me in Conker's Bad Fur Day multiplayer and staring contests.

tl:dr version:  I am still banished to the realm of parental dial-up, but not for long.
creepy version:  I have lurked forever.

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - Versus - 07-07-2008

<3

I don't like seafood. :-X

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - rumsfald - 07-07-2008

(07-06-2008, 10:04 PM)Toilet Duck link Wrote: any possible updates from my "unknown" status? ???

HAI I DIDNT C U THAR. SRRRIE, U WERE LOST IN CROWD.

[Image: duck533.jpg]



(07-07-2008, 12:42 AM)Luca Shoal link Wrote: So it's up there, have a mini bio for me :V.
Did you forget This?

(07-07-2008, 12:53 AM)Neonie link Wrote: how am I not on this list ANYWHERE?

Did you forget This?

Self-quoting for the Reading Is Fundamental crowd
(05-21-2008, 06:40 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: blah blah

The following barnacles of this server, and forums, have gone far too long without "doing us a proper" and introducing themselves.  Until these elitists decide that they are good enough to mingle with the unwashed masses, I will do be forced to write unauthorized biographies.


Luca, Neonie, I suggest more [Image: RIF-Logo-blue_large-787593.gif]


and less [Image: Foxxfire_Yiff.jpg]


Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - rumsfald - 07-07-2008

Thanks, Fajitas, that was majestic. You should copy/pasta into an intro thread of your own making so it gets the attention it deserves.

My mother says, "Oh Rummy, always with the questions!"

1) What happened, you lose good internet access or computer or both?

2) Favorite shellfish and favorite shellfish preparation?

3) What do you play musically?

4) What has been your favo(u)rite lurking moment, you dirty bastard?

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - Luca Shoal - 07-07-2008

No I didnt Rummy, but I'm not on your little write-up list :3.

....But oic now. You can still suck my ridges tho Rummy <3

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - El_Fajitas - 07-07-2008

My computer is still intact.  I have kept my mind's sanity with Oblivion and mental calisthenics such as PK Fire etc.  My internet, however, has been reduced to the 4th Hell of 56 Kbps.  My parents have no need for a faster type.

Oysters.  Raw with a bit o' lemon and hot sauce.

Trumpet and Clarinet.  Little bit of trombone, but not really.

I laughed, blushed, and had a severe allergic reaction at once.

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - rumsfald - 09-15-2008

Bumped thanks to updates from HPH and ScootyG.

For those still on the wanted list, don't think you can outlast me.  If I learned one thing from George W. Bush, it's that I can spend forever talking about Osama Bin Laden with no actual work required on my part.

Now watch me hit this drive (I can't fucking believe that was 6-fucking years ago).



ps, apologies if you are on my list and posted an intro and I missed it, let me know.

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - Eschatos - 09-15-2008

Great.  Now I have a camera I need a different excuse to not make a post.  Too unphotogenic?

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - Surf314 - 09-15-2008

(09-15-2008, 05:46 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: Great.  Now I have a camera I need a different excuse to not make a post.  Too unphotogenic?

Afraid of the pedobear that lurks on this forum?

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - Budr - 09-15-2008

(05-21-2008, 06:40 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: Budr I'm British. and I can recite every line in Blade Runner.  Also, I like the younger women. Girls really. It's a mental affliction that I caught from fapping it to the spice girls a little too much.

I got a note from the doctor.

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - Surf314 - 09-15-2008

(09-15-2008, 05:56 PM)Budr link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=335.msg7746#msg7746 date=1211413215]
Budr I'm British. and I can recite every line in Blade Runner.  Also, I like the younger women. Girls really. It's a mental affliction that I caught from fapping it to the spice girls a little too much.

I got a note from the doctor.
[/quote]

I see nothing wrong with the upper range of this.

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - HuckBerryGee - 09-16-2008

I think it should be noted that I'm not a shirt ninja I'm an acknowledge member and citizen of ninjaland. my ninja mask is authentic and the only time I ever took the mask out of my face was to A. put an other mask on and B. undergo a dangerous surgical procedure, to make my face unknown to all, so whenever someone sees my face it's not the real one.  I also, from times to times take on the mantle of batman. however, the neck part of my mask being so stiff drastically lowers my sight and therefore greatly affects my ability to dodge bullets and walls.

I hope this cleared up alot of things

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - cannedpeahes - 09-23-2008

Peaches: Wants desperately to be loved.

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - rumsfald - 09-23-2008

(09-23-2008, 06:57 PM)peaches link Wrote: Peaches: Wants desperately to be loved.

I am confused. You were on the original May 21 list. Sometime after you made your intro post on May 25 I crossed you off.

Though, had I known then what I had now, what I would have written would have been (yes, a pluperfect pun is pending).

Peaches Tries to act like a royalty by gratuitously inserting extraneous pseudo-intellectual verbiage wherever he is able, ergo, a pompous peach prickish prince of pronouncement.



ps - stop writing latin in italics in your posts, it makes me feel dumb for no good reason.



Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - cannedpeahes - 09-23-2008

The +1s flow like watah!

C'mon, I'm an English major. Presently, posting is practice for Peaches.

Quod erat demonstrandum.

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - Versus - 09-23-2008

f your QED, I took Latin. Tongue

edit for rummy: f your ND

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - exanimo - 09-23-2008

You would know about his dick, Versus.

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - Versus - 09-23-2008

(09-23-2008, 11:39 PM)exanimo link Wrote: You would know about his dick, Versus.

no, u.

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - cannedpeahes - 09-24-2008

IMMA CHARGIN MAH NICEDICK!

Re: Unofficial Biographies of BRBU celebrities. - rumsfald - 09-24-2008

(09-24-2008, 10:52 AM)peaches link Wrote: MAH NICEDICK IS CHAGRIN'D !