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Re: chat copy pasta - beep beep diglett - 08-21-2009 (08-21-2009, 05:43 PM)HeK link Wrote: mmmm trout man i can't remember where that's from +1 tho Re: chat copy pasta - rumsfald - 08-21-2009 very disappointing that none of you worked in a "hey trout, get in the goddamned boat" Re: chat copy pasta - Scary Womanizing Pig Mask - 08-21-2009 Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Lol Alice cameo Caffeine`brb!u: dude, totally has the hots for marissa Caffeine`brb!u: so does Pachioli Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Alice? Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Lol yeah XD Caffeine`brb!u: Marissa is the touhou pimp in absence of dudes Re: chat copy pasta - beep beep diglett - 08-22-2009 EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: LOVE ME AGAIN EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: LIKE OLD TIMES EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: MAKE LOVE TO ME EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: IM HOT FOR YOU EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: MAKE LOVE TO ME *DEAD* EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: ASSHOLE *DEAD* EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: PLEASE I DUNNO LOL Re: chat copy pasta - Mr. Face - 08-22-2009 (08-22-2009, 10:53 PM)diglett link Wrote: EMOTIONLESS FACE :O: YOU SAID YOU LOVED MELOL Edit: I was being uber homo ;D It was roleplay Don't judge me Re: chat copy pasta - Squishy3 - 08-23-2009 okay it's not a self quote but it's still unfunny. fuckers. Re: chat copy pasta - KarthXLR - 08-23-2009 (08-23-2009, 12:11 AM)Squishy3 link Wrote: okay it's not a self quote but it's still unfunny. fuckers.A loophole! hooray! Re: chat copy pasta - chronomaster - 08-23-2009 (08-23-2009, 12:11 AM)Squishy3 link Wrote: okay it's not a self quote but it's still unfunny. fuckers.It's pretty much a catch-22 going on here. Re: chat copy pasta - Squishy3 - 08-23-2009 (08-23-2009, 12:16 AM)Karth is Ego Tripping link Wrote: [quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=106.msg108254#msg108254 date=1251004284]A loophole! hooray! [/quote]I will fucking kill you in your sleep. Re: chat copy pasta - Versus - 08-23-2009 (08-23-2009, 12:29 AM)Squishy3 link Wrote: [quote author=Karth is Ego Tripping link=topic=106.msg108256#msg108256 date=1251004571]A loophole! hooray! [/quote]I will fucking kill you in your sleep. [/quote] squishy = rufus Re: chat copy pasta - Dave - 08-23-2009 cant we just make them a "self quote/whacky things you said to people and want to show offf because you think you are hillarious" thread that they can go fuck up? Re: chat copy pasta - 3clipse - 08-23-2009 (08-23-2009, 09:26 AM)Dave link Wrote: cant we just make them a "self quote/whacky things you said to people and want to show offf because you think you are hillarious" thread that they can go fuck up?yes. Re: chat copy pasta - Mr. Face - 08-23-2009 (08-23-2009, 04:29 PM)3clipse link Wrote: [quote author=Dave link=topic=106.msg108299#msg108299 date=1251037590]yes. [/quote] double yes. wait, i forgot to post my 1 angry comment Re: chat copy pasta - Totla - 08-24-2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: r u a horny girl? You: i'm only a little horny rite now Stranger: aww can i see a pic of u You: can i c one of u first? Stranger: ya how old are u though You: 17 You: u? Stranger: im 18 cool ok just a sec You: ok Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=i6cuo7&s=3 Stranger: ok so can i see u? You: r u horny? Stranger: ya You: um You: what kinda pic u want? Stranger: nude one if u got it that would be cool but if dont have one thats cool You: lol i have nude ones You: but y should i give them 2 you? Stranger: cuz i wanna cyber with u You: wat do i get out of it? Stranger: well what do u want? You: do u have a gf or sister? Stranger: sister Stranger: and an ex gf You: i want a pic of one of them, nude if u got it, if not as naked as possible You: i'm bi and i like girls a little more You: Stranger: well i dont have one of my sis but i might have one of my ex You: can u check plz? Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2zpqckk&s=3 You: she's pretty hot You: i'll give u as many pics of me as u give me of her You: and if you have bigger pics do those Stranger: well i have none of her but i have one of every other gf ive had You: ok You: well i have lots of nudes so show me those and i'll put out You: i'll do one to hold you over You: http://i25.tinypic.com/5oi7g4.jpg You: they're FF in case u were wondering Stranger: thats u wow You: lol, ya You: you like? Stranger: ya hold on i have like a bunch for u You: ok You: maybe u should put them in a zip file so you can send it all at once Stranger: how do i do that? Stranger: and still let u see You: u put them all in a folder You: and right click and go to send to You: and it should say compressed folders or something You: then u upload it somewhere Stranger: like tinypc? You: no You: like megaupload.com You: tinypic is only for pics Stranger: ok hold on and u will get them i had to take them from my phone You: ok Stranger: ok i condenced them Stranger: ito a zipper file You: ok You: now go to megaupload.com You: and upload it there You: then give me the link Stranger: k hold on Stranger: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=EVGXG6C4 You: ok You: ty You: lemme just check it out and i'll get u ur pics You: mmmmm, yeah those are sexy You: do you have them any bigger? You: they're really small pics Stranger: no srry the r from my phone You: awwww Stranger: so can i get the eleven pics from u? You: mhmm You: just tell me what kinda pics you want You: like what position/amount of clothes You: ??? Stranger: small amounts of hot clothes like just stockings,gloves,scarves,shoes You: ok You: r u typing something?? Stranger: no You: o it said u were You: sry Stranger: did u get that last part though You: i got the part about clothes Stranger: get creative with positions i wanna see ur pussy play with urself and masterbate in the pics You: actually i don't have pics with me getting off, i don't like how my pussy looks at all Stranger: can u go take some i might have more pics for u if u do Stranger: infact i do You: pics of wat? Stranger: more girls You: o i c You: well i have over 100 pics my ex bf took of me stripping and me doing some different stuff You: so if u send me all the pics you hav i'll send you that Stranger: ok ill get the rest of them ok Stranger: u start sending the eleven You: ok You: i'll just send the whole folder as soon as i get urs You: screw 11 you're getting over 100 lol Stranger: o ill get the rest and u ready the eleven Stranger: i mean the 100 You: ok Stranger: btw whats ur name? You: brooke Stranger: cool You: yep You: u workin on it? Stranger: yea almost done are urs ready? You: ya You: jus waitin on y You: on u Stranger: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3EZ6LYU9 Stranger: bam Stranger: haha Stranger: u there? You: nice You: lol u had a lot of gfs Stranger: yea over the years You: yea You: hang on a sec i'll get em Stranger: cool You: sry i'm not very good at this lol You: i messed up and had to start over Stranger: its ok Stranger: hows it coming? You: almost done Stranger: sweeet You: oh, just fyi You: the pics are called stuff like "ugly fat girls" so my perv brother wouldn't look at them You: k? Stranger: k You: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TWIQ4XGQ You: Stranger: yay ok hold on a sec Stranger: its downloading now by the way im dain You: k Stranger: cool i got em thanx ur crazy hot You: yw Stranger: do u have aim? You: no sry You: one time thing Stranger: aww ok u wanna cyber? You: nah i should really go to bed You: u c the pics? Stranger: ubitch Stranger: why? 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I lol'd. Re: chat copy pasta - Mr. Face - 08-24-2009 Work on your pedobear skills its face looks disproportional and i lol'd Re: chat copy pasta - Versus - 08-24-2009 good work tortilla Re: chat copy pasta - Squishy3 - 08-24-2009 worthy self quote, and that's all omegle is. another example for face and crew to learn from Re: chat copy pasta - Versus - 08-25-2009 [23:28:26] * ches (~chesraz@chester.clanless.gamesurge) has joined #irchelp [23:28:38] <ches> hello [23:28:41] <ches> anybady here [23:30:44] <@d1str3ss> hello chester the molester [23:31:04] <ches> what molester [23:32:31] <ches> ur name pls [23:34:42] <ches> can u help me [23:34:44] <ches> helo [23:34:45] <ches> helo [23:34:45] <ches> helo [23:35:49] <@d1str3ss> hello chester the molester [23:36:15] <ches> same word [23:36:18] <ches> helo helo helo' [23:36:43] * ches (~chesraz@chester.clanless.gamesurge) has left #irchelp Re: chat copy pasta - Chaosye - 08-25-2009 I had a very long conversation on Omegle I started to fail towards the end though Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hello You: You are standing in an open field You: What do you do? Stranger: i take out my microwave Stranger: put a burito in You: You do not have a microwave in your inventory Stranger: then i enjoy Stranger: ok Stranger: i take out my potato Stranger: and i eat it Stranger: raw Stranger: its nasty Stranger: i throw up You: You don't vomit, you feel like there's something crawling inside of you and punching your intestines. You: You lose 50 points Stranger: arrrrg Stranger: SUICIDE You: You die from bludgeoning of your fist to your brain You: YOU LOSE Stranger: OMGSH You: Play again? Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK Stranger: YES You: You are standing in an open field You: What do you do? Stranger: i lay on the ground and sleep for 1 fort night You: You lay down on the soft grass and slowly fall asleep... You: You wake many hours later to see it is daytime You: You also see a wolf eating your intestines You: What do you do? Stranger: i eat the wolfs intestines, so i dont die Stranger: it just replaces the ones that got eaten Stranger: traded You: You grab the wolf and try to jam your hand into its stomach You: It goes through surprisingly smooth You: You grab what feels like the wolf's large intestine and jam it into your mouth to see what happens You: You choke to death while you suffer enormous bleeding You: Travellers find your body a week later and loot you. You: You silly man. You: GAME OVER Stranger: lol. Stranger: DAMMIT i suck You: Play again? Stranger: no way Stranger: this game is balls You: Wish to play "Attack of Delicious Castle?" Stranger: yes plz Stranger: just a sec Stranger: i ahve to piss like a mofo You: You are a prince of the Delicious kingdom of Delicious Food and you sit in your mighty candy throne You: You've been hearing reports of the Licorice Dragon attacking the Gum Drop farms outside of your castle walls Stranger: :O You: What do you wish to do about it? You: But You: Before you can react You: You hear your father, the King of the Kingdom of Delicious Food come up to you and he throws a dark chocolate shield and popsicle longsword into your lap and he says You: "Son, you need to do some work in your ridiculous life in this place and fight that fuckin dragon." You: "Now go get him" You: Immediately afterwards he kicks you out of the castle You: You can't see the Licorice Dragon anywhere around You: But you should stay wary. You: What do you do? Stranger: i get my gang, Stranger: we start pumpin iron, and drinking viniger to prepare You: Sadly, you have no friends due to living in a castle all your life and barely socializing with anyone except for your father and your tutor Stranger: oh darn You: And most of the Castle Guard are far too scared to go and help you either way Stranger: then i get several children to help me in the fight You: Fuckin pussies. Stranger: from the village You: You search the village for small children You: You successfully find 6 small children for your deeds. They wish to follow you mostly because you promised them delicious candy from the castle. You: Mostly. Stranger: :O Stranger: we go to get our armor and shit, but the children get side tracked and leave me to myself You: You go to the closest blacksmiths shop you can find, but your childish followers grow bored from the lack of delicious candy and leave you to your fate. You: You arrive at "Ye John's Codpieces and Other Wares" You: At the counter you see a somewhat fat man with a hammer in his hand, which you assume he uses to make his many wares You: You also notice that he has an enormous codpiece over his groin. You: My he must be a nice fellow. Stranger: i ask him to help me out to fight the dragon You: John looks at you, and responds,"Hell no, kid. I ain't a fuckin fighter. Go get some other fagass to help you." You: Maybe he wasn't as nice as you first thought. Stranger: hmm Stranger: i threaten to kill him You: John picks up a nearby claymore with one hand and points it straight at you. You: Do you really want to follow through with your threat? Stranger: yes i do You: He stabs you through the face. You: You die. Stranger: ouchie You: A couple hours later the King hears of this outrage. You: But he doesn't really care since you were just an abortion who survived and the King was too nice of a guy You: John has leveled up! You: John is now Level 9999 Stranger: lol You: Gains skill: Bash person With Hammer! Stranger: too bad i was only level 3 You: STR increases by 1! You: GAME OVER Stranger: OMGSH You: Stranger: man i suck You: Yes you do You: :3 Stranger: lol You: Do you wish to play "Awesomeland and the Radical Wizard"? Stranger: yes yes yes You: You're name is Tittles Tots, the most radical kid on the block Stranger: lmao You: You have the most influence in the whole fuckin Awesomeland You: But one guys really been cramping your style You: He calls himself the Radical Wizard Stranger: oh thank gosh i thought yuo were gona say jesus You: Some oldass nine bajillion year old fag You: lol wut Stranger: lol You: And he is getting all your popular friends away from you You: You stand right now in the middle of a 4-way intersection blocking the traffic in a totally awesome way You: There are many honks You: What do you want to radically do? Stranger: i force everyone to give me a highfive Stranger: everyone at the intersection You: Man, this is in the uncool part of Awesometown Stranger: yes it is You: Only 40 year old uncool untrendy unawesome guys live here Stranger: i was tryin to spice it a lil bit Stranger: yes You: No one gives you a high five and keep honking at you You: What do you want to do to these totally unradical dudes? Stranger: i spot a rival pimp You: You see your arch pimp rival Delicious Delicious You: He is pimpin' a pimpin cane and a pimpin coat You: Man, everything about him is pimpin You: except for that he's asian You: That's the only reason he's your rival Stranger: haha You: otherwise he would fuckin own you in the pimp business You: but man You: you both have the same amount of hos You: but you can swear he makes twice as much money Stranger: i cant allow this You: What do you want to do this guy who's cramping your style? Stranger: no way jose Stranger: hm Stranger: i give him a good spanking You: You run across the street and slap him on the ass as hard you possibly can You: But You: Delicious turns around with a smile in his face and proudly says in a totally pimping fashion You: "Oh, I didn't know you were also gay" Stranger: haha You: He grabs you and runs off with you into a dark alley You: GAME OVER Stranger: we have sex Stranger: no You: okay fine Stranger: i want to You: You walk out 3 days later You: Beaten, and sexed to the brink You: You feel like you're going to die Stranger: but i feel wonderful You: but Stranger: lol Stranger: wonderful death feeling You: you also feel like there's been about a billion penises in you You: and it's pretty nice You: HEY You: ARE YOU TURNING GAY? Stranger: maybe i am You: MAN YOU GOTTA BECOME COOL AGAIN Stranger: maybe im not You: OTHERWISE You: YOU GONNA LET THE RADICAL WIZARD WIN, MOFO Stranger: oh i gotta kill that mofo Stranger: maybe rape him You: YEAH MANG You: uh You: no Stranger: lol Stranger: oh You: what is wrong with you You: i dont You: i dont even You: thats not radical at all man You: not radical at all. Stranger: oh Stranger: well you must not know, tittles tot You: tittles is not a gay name man Stranger: hes a bad ass homosexual man You: its radical Stranger: he just came out of the closet You: thats not radical You: Delicious immediately levels down You: He goes all the way back to level 1 You: He loses all his hos You: BECAUSE OF YOU You: YOU HAD TO MAKE HIM GAY Stranger: aw shiiit Stranger: is tittles black? You: Delicious' life is ruined Stranger: or mexican? You: nope You: Tittles is antartican Stranger: oh Stranger: can he be icelandic? You: he's like You: part seal You: and killer whale Stranger: cool You: and polar bear Stranger: part penguin You: which is why he used to be radical You: but no more You: he loses 1 level You: Tittles is now level 9000 Stranger: WOO Stranger: time to buy some cocaine You: Yes but is his level over 9000? You: That isn't radical Stranger: oh Stranger: well You: And he only buys the most radical cocaine Stranger: its the good cocaine Stranger: he will You: the cocaine has to be infused into a skateboard You: that has been dropped Stranger: yes You: from space Stranger: and weighs 600 pounds You: where will he obtain this cocaine you ask? You: well You: he's never found it Stranger: you have to snort the whole thing You: because he's not a druggie You: but You: Will you accept this as your new quest? Stranger: he will ask the local teachers, they know all about this Stranger: yes You: QUEST ACCEPTED You: What do you want to do to find this radical cocaine? Stranger: ask the teachers at the elementry school You: You ask the teachers you used to learn from in elementary school and one of them tells you where you can get it You: but you have to go buy it from Mars You: and the only way to get there is to fight the Radical Wizard and get his transdimensional motorcycle Stranger: oh shit thats far You: Man, how are you gonna do this? Stranger: i think its a tricycle Stranger: just fyi You: okay yes Stranger: he cant do a 2 weeler You: there is a secret third wheel You: but its very small You: the radical wizard gets embarassed easily Stranger: haha Stranger: ok i have to go find him still You: Mmmhmm You: Where will you go? Stranger: i heard someone at the elementry school say they saw him hanging out at the build a bear workshop Stranger: i need to get the the mall now You: You immediately rush to the Awesometown Mall and to the Build a Bear workshop You: You see your friend Chadical there making a stuffed bunny You: That is not radical You: You gotta tell that guy off You: Even if he is your best friend You: FOR THE GOOD OF RADICALNESS Your conversational partner has disconnected. |