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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 12-28-2011 also get raped matter11111111111 Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 12-29-2011 (12-28-2011, 11:32 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: i poured a lotttttttttt in this drink and i dunno what's going on with my emotions. this girl that i like and i made out last night and stuff and now she's telling me that she wants to be friends or some shit and that she's fraid of serious emotions i mean relationships. and this is the first time in a long time that i've actually given a shit about someone and fukc i duno what to do. Just be like "Don't worry baby, I don't have feelings for you. I just want to pee in your butt" Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 12-29-2011 (12-29-2011, 11:16 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3709.msg234872#msg234872 date=1325133139] Just be like "Don't worry baby, I don't have feelings for you. I just want to pee in your butt" [/quote] "Sure, thats cool, lets be friends then" Follow up with getting drunk and fucking anyway Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 12-29-2011 (12-29-2011, 11:34 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg234895#msg234895 date=1325175374] Just be like "Don't worry baby, I don't have feelings for you. I just want to pee in your butt" [/quote] "Sure, thats cool, lets be friends then" Follow up with getting drunk and fucking anyway [/quote] Finished by peeing in her butt, then exclaiming "I AM SUPERMAN!" and doing a ninja vanish. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 12-29-2011 you guys all give terrible advice. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 12-29-2011 (12-29-2011, 12:29 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: you guys all give terrible advice. All you need to do is figure out what she absolutely can't resist, then crush it right in front of her. Devaluing her interests makes yours more important. I've seen this work all the time. I'm not even going to put a sarcasm flag after that. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 12-29-2011 actually caf gives good advice getting drunk and fucking is always the right answer Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 12-29-2011 (12-28-2011, 11:32 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: this girl that i like and i made out last night and stuff and now she's telling me that she wants to be friends or some shit and that she's fraid of serious emotions i mean relationships. and this is the first time in a long time that i've actually given a shit about someone and fukc i duno what to do. be cool, zane. (ICE COLD). Tell her it's cool that she doesn't want a serious relationship with you right now as you can return that diamond you bought her and put that cash into upgrades to your bike. After that, look her in the eye and be honest that you did have a fun time with her, and you want to see if you two can recapture that magic and have another fun time together. She will either agree that she could see herself having another fun time with you, or not. If she says not, move on. If she can see having a fun time with you again, then agree hangout one event at a time. You don't need to put a label on it already like "relationship" or "serious." That would be weird this early in getting to know each other. Seriously, the first time I joined this forum I wasn't like "OMG I LUV YOU GEOFF YOU ARE MY FAVORITE FRIEND EVAR." No, that would have been weird and stalkerish. Rather, I built up my relationship with him the old-fashioned way, like any pro-stalker does, one muffin that dances at a time. also, do some of this Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 12-29-2011 we decided on being friends with benefits this works out well, because boobies. also, I'm still a bit confused if I really want to be in a committed relationship or not. We seem to get along rather well and maybe this will develop into something else at some point in time. But she's kinda busy with school and work so I can see why a "relationship" wouldn't be the best thing to try to squeeze in there. Maybe I just fall for girls way too easily. But that's not something I can really control can I? In the meantime I get to have sex and I don't even have to take her out on dates and shit like that. Dating is just a fancy word for prostitution anyway. also, i could stare at this guy for hours. also also, thanks for the slap down to earth here rummy, I was kinda in a weird drunken place last night and I kinda just freaked out. I need someone to pour drinks for me so I don't decide 50/50 gin/lemonade is a good idea. my loneliness causes me to be rather desperate at times and i need to grow up sometimes. I try really hard to not get too stressed out about being alone but then someone pretty comes along that I actually enjoy the company of (which is rather rare these days i seem to dislike a lot of things now) and things get a little haywire in my head. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - matter11 - 12-29-2011 (12-29-2011, 05:51 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: we decided on being friends with benefits I feel like it would be easy to turn fwb in to a relationship. just go down. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 12-30-2011 Just had that chat with my friend in chicago along those lines. Still not sure where I'm going with that one. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 12-30-2011 (12-30-2011, 05:55 AM)at0m link Wrote: Just had that chat with my friend in chicago along those lines. Still not sure where I'm going with that one. I'm sure Caffeine would love to be friend with benefits with you. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 12-30-2011 (12-30-2011, 08:14 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg234982#msg234982 date=1325242549] I'm sure Caffeine would love to be friend with benefits with you. [/quote] except just make sure he doesn't pass out going for a kiss Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 12-30-2011 (12-30-2011, 10:59 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Dtrain323i link=topic=3709.msg234993#msg234993 date=1325250844] I'm sure Caffeine would love to be friend with benefits with you. [/quote] except just make sure he doesn't pass out going for a kiss [/quote] Why would you purposefully ruin awesome photo op ??? Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Geoff - 12-30-2011 fuck i hate fighting with anyone always feel bad afterwards Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 12-31-2011 I pinched a nerve or something in my neck after I woke up this morning. I don't even want to exist right now this is such bullshit. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 12-31-2011 (12-31-2011, 03:47 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: I pinched a nerve or something in my neck after I woke up this morning. You need me to give you a massage. :-* Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 01-01-2012 (12-31-2011, 06:33 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg235132#msg235132 date=1325364421] You need me to give you a massage. :-* [/quote]boing Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 01-01-2012 (01-01-2012, 02:51 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg235146#msg235146 date=1325374396] You need me to give you a massage. :-* [/quote]boing [/quote] Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Badgerman of DOOM - 01-02-2012 ever have a beagle their shrill barks can probably pierce most soundproofing and drive even the most sane man absolutely bonkers with constant exposure i am already not sane. i am about to snap. fuckin this is the ONE part i hate about being home |