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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 01-07-2012
(01-07-2012, 07:54 PM)Kirby the Dick link Wrote: Got 2x fortune cookies with no fortunes in them.
return of the misfortune cookie
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 01-07-2012
(01-07-2012, 09:00 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby the Dick link=topic=3709.msg235834#msg235834 date=1325984050]
Got 2x fortune cookies with no fortunes in them.
return of the misfortune cookie
[/quote]
I'm thinking more along the lines of I don't need a fortune because the world is ending this year.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - matter11 - 01-07-2012
(01-07-2012, 09:00 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: return of the misfortune cookie
that sounds like an entertaining B movie.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 01-08-2012
(01-07-2012, 09:22 PM)matter11 link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg235842#msg235842 date=1325988007]
return of the misfortune cookie
that sounds like an entertaining B movie.
[/quote]
More likely that you're full of shit.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kor - 01-08-2012
Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg235769#msg235769 date=1325927576]
[quote author=Vongore link=topic=3709.msg235733#msg235733 date=1325893053]
I think in these circumnstances a pocker Kor would be more effective, just squeeze him and hear him say "MAN UP!"
Pull the cord on his stomach, and he tells you to "Get on point, CUNTS."
[/quote]
I laughed heartily. The mental image of me as a pull-string doll sitting in someone's shirt pocket handing out honest but gruff advice was perfect for the first pondering of the day.
Edit: +1's
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 01-08-2012
Paying Time Warner for a 20/2 line, been getting 0.9/0.2 for a week or so now. Issue has been intermittently occurring for over 2 years now, normally these spats go on for 3-5 weeks.
They keep telling me to power cycle my cable modem.
I told the tech I was speaking with earlier when she said that to go get fucked by a cow and to get me a manager, in that order.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 01-08-2012
Where did winter break go? And why do I have this sense of dread about going back that wasn't there a year ago?
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 01-08-2012
(01-08-2012, 11:45 AM)Kirby the Dick link Wrote: I told the tech I was speaking with earlier when she said that to go get fucked by a cow and to get me a manager, in that order.yes, because it's tier one help desk's fault that your ISP sucks balls and that they are required to follow an operating procedure for service calls on connection issues. S
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - k0ala - 01-08-2012
This is where I would assume the Voice of God and put some fear into the tech.
LOOK AT THE CASE NOTES,
TIER ONE SUPPORT TECHNICIAN
READ THEM WELL
REALIZE THAT NO LESS THAN FIVE TIER ONE TECHS BEFORE YOU
HAVE READ THESE NOTES
AND POSTED THAT THEY
WERE ESCALATING THIS MATTER
TO A TIER TWO TECHNICIAN
WHY
ARE YOU NOT
DOING THE SAME?
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - beep beep diglett - 01-08-2012
im a furry now
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - beep beep diglett - 01-08-2012
fuck my life, and my ponies!!! i jsut fucked a pony
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - [SiN] Merc - 01-08-2012
(01-08-2012, 11:38 PM)Diglett link Wrote: fuck my life, and my ponies!!! i jsut fucked a pony
(01-02-2012, 08:55 PM)Diglett link Wrote: I have never had sex, and I will never have sex, as I plan to keep my hymen, and therefore; my virginity, intact. Peep this shit; Do the same! Sexhavers are disgusting. Namaste.
U LIE
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Pariah - 01-09-2012
Quote: Merc link=topic=3709.msg236012#msg236012 date=1326084821]
[quote author=Diglett link=topic=3709.msg236010#msg236010 date=1326083913]
fuck my life, and my ponies!!! i jsut fucked a pony
(01-02-2012, 08:55 PM)Diglett link Wrote: I have never had sex, and I will never have sex, as I plan to keep my hymen, and therefore; my virginity, intact. Peep this shit; Do the same! Sexhavers are disgusting. Namaste.
U LIE
[/quote]
he's not lying and he referred me to brbu after having some awesome roleplay
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coelit - 01-09-2012
(01-09-2012, 12:21 AM)Pariah link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=3709.msg236012#msg236012 date=1326084821]
[quote author=Diglett link=topic=3709.msg236010#msg236010 date=1326083913]
fuck my life, and my ponies!!! i jsut fucked a pony
(01-02-2012, 08:55 PM)Diglett link Wrote: I have never had sex, and I will never have sex, as I plan to keep my hymen, and therefore; my virginity, intact. Peep this shit; Do the same! Sexhavers are disgusting. Namaste.
U LIE
[/quote]
he's not lying and he referred me to brbu after having some awesome roleplay
[/quote]
I have the most awkward smile on my face right now at the thought of this and only god knows why.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kirby - 01-09-2012
I've got this headache that feels like there's a small midget standing on my head with a hot wire cutter, attempting to saw the left hemisphere of my brain in half every time my heart beats.
I sit down and move as little as possible so my heartbeat is at idle, it goes away. I get up and take a few steps, my brain feels like it's on fire. Oh and I start to throw up.
Maybe Hopefully I'll just have an aneurysm and be done with it.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Eschatos - 01-09-2012
As yall might have heard I failed Calc 3 and had to drop out of Physics 2 last semester. That shit can't happen again and I'm interested in staying in college so shit is changing in my life. This basically no means no real video games for a semester. No Dota, no Blood Bowl, no TF2(not like I played that anyway), no nothing. My Brbu presence is going to be pretty much limited to the forums and casual games for the next few months until I get shit turned around. Wish me luck.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 01-09-2012
(01-09-2012, 05:30 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: As yall might have heard I failed Calc 3 and had to drop out of Physics 2 last semester. That shit can't happen again and I'm interested in staying in college so shit is changing in my life. This basically no means no real video games for a semester. No Dota, no Blood Bowl, no TF2(not like I played that anyway), no nothing. My Brbu presence is going to be pretty much limited to the forums and casual games for the next few months until I get shit turned around. Wish me luck.call me for free sex when you get out.
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kor - 01-09-2012
(01-09-2012, 05:30 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: As yall might have heard I failed Calc 3 and had to drop out of Physics 2 last semester. That shit can't happen again and I'm interested in staying in college so shit is changing in my life. This basically no means no real video games for a semester. No Dota, no Blood Bowl, no TF2(not like I played that anyway), no nothing. My Brbu presence is going to be pretty much limited to the forums and casual games for the next few months until I get shit turned around. Wish me luck.
Wow, I can't believe you're moving onto a cutting edge progression-based RL. Maybe even bleeding edge. So hardcore :o
GL, cunt. <3
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 01-09-2012
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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 01-09-2012
Rummy do you offer lessons on how to be awesome at everything?