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Re: chat copy pasta - douchetoevsky - 08-27-2009
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: A wild Snorlax appears. What do you do?
Stranger: i jump
You: Snorlax falls asleep
Stranger: i take a gun and shoot it
You: you shoot the wild beast several times through the head, splaterring the poor snorlax cubs with the brains of their mother.
Stranger: and then what, the mother comes ?
You: no you fucker, you just killed the mother.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: who cares, ill eat them all
Stranger: even you
Stranger: NOOB
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Soooo... who won this one?
Re: chat copy pasta - beep beep diglett - 08-27-2009
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:<
Re: chat copy pasta - 3clipse - 08-27-2009
You can actually find some decent people on this site, it just takes time.
Re: chat copy pasta - at0m - 08-27-2009
Someone stole your idea.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: are you easily offended?
Stranger: [omegle is required to tell you that you are now chatting with Miley Cyrus]
Stranger: Heyall
You: hah nice troll line
Stranger: whatt?
You: Stranger: [omegle is required to tell you that you are now chatting with Miley Cyrus]
Stranger: wtff is a troll line
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)
You: "In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional or disciplinary response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion."
You: friend of mine has been using [Omegle is required to inform you that you are now chatting with a registered sex offender]
You: he's been getting some pretty classy responses out of that one
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: chat copy pasta - Chaosye - 08-27-2009
:3
You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are now chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: hii
You: Hiii
You:
Stranger: from?
You: whassup
You: california
You: asl?
Stranger: you are a sex offender?
You: eheheh
You: yeah
Stranger: wow
Stranger: haha
You: got out of jail two months ago
You: been clean off of kiddie porn for a while now
Stranger: cool
Stranger: hahaha
You: hey how about you
You: hey would you say 13 year olds count as kids
You: i dont
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: chat copy pasta - NiceGuy - 08-28-2009
(08-25-2009, 09:08 PM)TheAnyKey link Wrote: I had a very long conversation on Omegle
I started to fail towards the end though
I still lol'ed HARD to this
Re: chat copy pasta - Mr. Face - 08-28-2009
CorpseFactor[BRB.U}: I guess I mean, don't care, screw a watermelon if you want.
Mr. Fayshe: lol
Mr. Fayshe: i wonder how you screw a watermelon
CorpseFactor[BRB.U}: Drill dick
Mr. Fayshe: :o
CorpseFactor[BRB.U}: new from trojan
Mr. Fayshe: I will never look at a watermelon the same
CorpseFactor[BRB.U}: Imagine if you will, a guy just lubing up for that
CorpseFactor[BRB.U}: quite a difficult feat
Mr. Fayshe: NO
Mr. Fayshe: NO
Mr. Fayshe: NO
Mr. Fayshe: NO
CorpseFactor[BRB.U}: Ya gotta get past the waxy coating
CorpseFactor[BRB.U}: PRobably break your dick in the process...
Mr. Fayshe: NO
Mr. Fayshe: NO
Mr. Fayshe: DONT
CorpseFactor[BRB.U}: Phallic object
Mr. Fayshe: DONT
Mr. Fayshe: DONT
Mr. Fayshe: DONT
CorpseFactor[BRB.U}: I wonder if he would feed it to people at a picnic to get back at enemies
CorpseFactor[BRB.U}: would it taste salty?
Mr. Fayshe: oh god
CorpseFactor[BRB.U}: Natural salt I guess he could pass it off as
Mr. Fayshe: i dont know
Mr. Fayshe: i dont eat cummelon
CorpseFactor[BRB.U}: He could sell it to rich fanatics
Mr. Fayshe: who eat cummelon
Mr. Fayshe: what
Mr. Fayshe: ?
CorpseFactor[BRB.U}: Ex
CorpseFactor[BRB.U}: I asked her out of curiousity once
CorpseFactor[BRB.U}: rich people like "natural" things
CorpseFactor[BRB.U}: wait...cummelon?
We should put Corpse in a cage or something :o
Re: chat copy pasta - CorpseFactor - 08-28-2009
You're just jealous of my prophetic thinking.
Re: chat copy pasta - Mr. Face - 08-29-2009
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hii, 20/m/usa and looking for my mistress or slave
You: Slave
You: I am no Slave
You: i am Zinglon of Sartexs 8
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
He was asking for a Slave, why is he afraid of aliens
Re: chat copy pasta - CorpseFactor - 08-29-2009
(08-29-2009, 12:03 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: Connecting to server...Ha, classic
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hii, 20/m/usa and looking for my mistress or slave
You: Slave
You: I am no Slave
You: i am Zinglon of Sartexs 8
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
He was asking for a Slave, why is he afraid of aliens
Re: chat copy pasta - KarthXLR - 08-30-2009
From tonight in TF2
Luin: Dakota used a die to determine his gender and rolled a 0.
Re: chat copy pasta - Squishy3 - 08-30-2009
(08-27-2009, 11:32 PM)TheAnyKey link Wrote: :3so bad but so funny
You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are now chatting with a registered sex offender]
Stranger: hii
You: Hiii
You:
Stranger: from?
You: whassup
You: california
You: asl?
Stranger: you are a sex offender?
You: eheheh
You: yeah
Stranger: wow
Stranger: haha
You: got out of jail two months ago
You: been clean off of kiddie porn for a while now
Stranger: cool
Stranger: hahaha
You: hey how about you
You: hey would you say 13 year olds count as kids
You: i dont
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: chat copy pasta - 3clipse - 08-30-2009
(08-30-2009, 12:18 AM)Karth is Ego Tripping link Wrote: From tonight in TF2HAHAHAHA!
Luin: Dakota used a die to determine his gender and rolled a 0.
Re: chat copy pasta - Mr. Face - 08-30-2009
+|FFG|+ Nitrous Oxide: aoh fuck that game
+|FFG|+ Nitrous Oxide: \im ognn a pas out now
+|FFG|+ Nitrous Oxide: brb paxssing out
lol
Re: chat copy pasta - Neonie - 09-01-2009
Haha some of these Omegal convo's are awesome.
Re: chat copy pasta - Neonie - 09-01-2009
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: HI
You: [Omegle] is required by law to state that this user is a registered sex offender.
You: hi
Stranger: yes
Stranger: Are you male?
Stranger: or female?
You: Shemale
Stranger: shemale?
You: male+female
Stranger: huh
Stranger: funny
You: why is my gender funny? :c
Stranger: no
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: what you say
Stranger: shemale?
Stranger: I don't know how it is
You: it's like
You: er
You: do you know what futa is?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: chat copy pasta - Neonie - 09-01-2009
This next one went on for entirely to long but I still won in the end becuase it was troll vs. troll and they disconnected:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: fuck Israel
You: fuck indonesia
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where r u from
You: and Russa for that matter
You: taking californa >:C
Stranger: then fuck Israel
You: oh I'm from Zargon 7
Stranger: say it for others
Stranger: fuck Israel
You: well it'll get tired if you fuck it to much
Stranger: so everybody will do fuck israel
You: how do you will do?
Stranger: they are fuckers
You: do you like Futa?
Stranger: what is that
Stranger: Futa?
You: ladies with penis
Stranger: why not
Stranger: once i tried them
Stranger: are you
You: yes :3
Stranger: so how can i help u here
You: well I want to researve a room
Stranger: not with me
You: this is the HolIday Inn chat line though right? :O
Stranger: i am here to fuck israel
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Re: chat copy pasta - Badgerman of DOOM - 09-02-2009
 <Negate> I love god
<Negate> and boners
<Negate> but they can't hear anything underlined Â
 <Negate>  GOD IS MY SAVIOR
<Negate> I LOVE TAKING IT IN THE BUTT FROM HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
<Negate> ALSO WITH JESUS
<Negate> IN GODS BUTT
Re: chat copy pasta - Negate - 09-02-2009
(09-02-2009, 04:28 PM)Coordinator Ruby link Wrote: Â Â <Negate> I love godAfter seeing this I couldn't leave this out of context.
<Negate> and boners
<Negate> but they can't hear anything underlined Â
  <Negate>  GOD IS MY SAVIOR
<Negate> I LOVE TAKING IT IN THE BUTT FROM HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
<Negate> ALSO WITH JESUS
<Negate> IN GODS BUTT
<Negate> we should form a boy band
<Negate> called bbb
<Greatbacon> I know, right!
<Coppanuva> YES
<Coppanuva> I'll play sax for it.
<Negate> ok it'll be a new kind of boy band
<Negate> which has instruments
<Coppanuva> <_< Or we can all just sing.
<Coppanuva> We'll be like CHICAGO AND BOY BANDS
<Coppanuva> Sponson can make the logo.
<Negate> lip synch to prerecorded music you mean
<Coppanuva> yes
<Negate> although it would be difficult for him
<Greatbacon> It'll be three stylish dicks.
<Negate> I want a logo
<Negate> that looks normal
<Negate> but if you look at it just right
<Negate> bam
<Negate> dicks
<Negate> hey you know how adults can't hear certain frequencies
<Negate> but kids can
<Negate> keep our normal lyrics clean
<Negate> just slide dicks and stuff into that range
<Coppanuva> XD
<Coppanuva> "GOD DMAN I LOVE MY BONERS! BONER BONER BONER!!!!!!!"
<Negate> I love god
<Negate> and boners
<Negate> but they can't hear anything underlined
<Coppanuva> yep
<Negate> GOD IS MY SAVIOR
<Negate> I LOVE TAKING IT IN THE BUTT FROM HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
<Negate> ALSO WITH JESUS
<Negate> IN GODS BUTT
<Ensign_Epic> cool story bro
<Coppanuva> POLYGAMY ISN'T COOL WITH SOCIETY
<Coppanuva> BUT TOTALLY AWESOME ANYWAYS!
<Coppanuva> <_< I fail at underlining.
Re: chat copy pasta - Versus - 09-02-2009
lol