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Re: Surf's wife - If-I-Die-Its-Lag - 06-02-2010
(06-02-2010, 01:43 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=4552.msg155538#msg155538 date=1275457768][/quote]
Hello.
My name is Didzo.
I move away from the mic to breathe.
Re: Surf's wife - zaneyard - 06-02-2010
+1
Re: Surf's wife - Kirby - 06-02-2010
(06-02-2010, 11:43 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: Hi my name is zane and although I deny it vehemently, my sound activation is sensitive enough to pick up ambient sounds in my room and my mic never shuts off
Re: Surf's wife - A. Crow - 06-02-2010
I'll fightcha for dibs on the first 3 behind the counter.Â
Re: Surf's wife - at0m - 06-02-2010
The busty one we're talking about is the one on the left of that trio. So it's on like Donkey Kong.
Re: Surf's wife - A. Crow - 06-02-2010
(06-02-2010, 03:07 PM)at0m link Wrote: The busty one we're talking about is the one on the left of that trio. So it's on like Donkey Kong.
Donkey Kong had explosives right? Because I like explosives.
Re: Surf's wife - Vlambo - 06-02-2010
I will kill a man for a shot at those titties.
Re: Surf's wife - Wrath Of Sandvich - 06-02-2010
Yowassup, welcome to our beloved cult.
Re: Surf's wife - TITAN_001 - 08-18-2010
How exactly did this thread go from talking to Surf's wife to being about banging librarians?
BTW I'm TITAN and there's really not much to say.
Re: Surf's wife - at0m - 08-18-2010
because surf's wife IS a librarian
Re: Surf's wife - rumsfald - 08-18-2010
(08-18-2010, 07:18 PM)TITAN_001 link Wrote: How exactly did this thread go from talking to Surf's wife to being about banging librarians?
Allow me to explain in terms you might understand...
Re: Surf's wife - Versus - 08-18-2010
(08-18-2010, 09:22 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=TITAN_001 link=topic=4552.msg169896#msg169896 date=1282177123]
How exactly did this thread go from talking to Surf's wife to being about banging librarians?
Allow me to explain in terms you might understand...
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i think you mistook titan for me
Re: Surf's wife - at0m - 08-18-2010
he'd have posted a fleshlight wrapped in a book of danbooru printouts if that were the case
Re: Surf's wife - Versus - 08-19-2010
was expecting a post like that
Re: Surf's wife - rumsfald - 08-19-2010
(08-18-2010, 10:38 PM)at0m link Wrote: he'd have posted a fleshlight wrapped in a book of danbooru printouts if that were the case
haha.
TANGENT FOR ATOM. (orders Atom a rum and coke for the story).
So, this ER nurse winks at me on OKC.
I respond back, "Hey, so, you're an ER nurse? Can we play the "guess what think I have accidentally slipped on and fell up my bum" game? haha"
She responds, "You have _no_ idea what people put up their asses. None. In fact, just this week I had a guy with four frozen hotdogs up there. If your first question is "all at once or one at a time" then you and I are of the same mind. Answer: at all once.
I had been a nurse for about two weeks when I had a patient who put three AA batteries in his penis. You read correctly, he placed them in his urethra. I told him, "your penis is not a flashlight." I remember thinking, I have the greatest job ever!"
I go, "Wow, so three messages in and we've already broken the taboos of saying "bum," "asses," "penis," "urethra," and "fleshlight." That's gotta be like a record or something.
Where do we even go from here?"
Her latest reply, "Whoa, I never said anything about a fleshlight. I said flashlight. I actually had to google fleshlight because I didn't know what it was. So, thanks for the education. Fleshlight aside, I have no idea how we could, or if we'd want to, increase the scatological content of our e-mails."
Re: Surf's wife - copulatingduck - 08-19-2010
KEEP'ER
Re: Surf's wife - at0m - 08-19-2010
(08-19-2010, 09:06 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=4552.msg169920#msg169920 date=1282189112]
he'd have posted a fleshlight wrapped in a book of danbooru printouts if that were the case
haha.
TANGENT FOR ATOM. (orders Atom a rum and coke for the story).
So, this ER nurse winks at me on OKC.
I respond back, "Hey, so, you're an ER nurse? Can we play the "guess what think I have accidentally slipped on and fell up my bum" game? haha"
She responds, "You have _no_ idea what people put up their asses. None. In fact, just this week I had a guy with four frozen hotdogs up there. If your first question is "all at once or one at a time" then you and I are of the same mind. Answer: at all once.
I had been a nurse for about two weeks when I had a patient who put three AA batteries in his penis. You read correctly, he placed them in his urethra. I told him, "your penis is not a flashlight." I remember thinking, I have the greatest job ever!"
I go, "Wow, so three messages in and we've already broken the taboos of saying "bum," "asses," "penis," "urethra," and "fleshlight." That's gotta be like a record or something.
Where do we even go from here?"
Her latest reply, "Whoa, I never said anything about a fleshlight. I said flashlight. I actually had to google fleshlight because I didn't know what it was. So, thanks for the education. Fleshlight aside, I have no idea how we could, or if we'd want to, increase the scatological content of our e-mails."
[/quote]I approve, sounds like a winner to me.
Re: Surf's wife - PyroZombie - 08-19-2010
(08-19-2010, 09:57 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=4552.msg170160#msg170160 date=1282269987]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=4552.msg169920#msg169920 date=1282189112]
he'd have posted a fleshlight wrapped in a book of danbooru printouts if that were the case
haha.
TANGENT FOR ATOM. (orders Atom a rum and coke for the story).
So, this ER nurse winks at me on OKC.
I respond back, "Hey, so, you're an ER nurse? Can we play the "guess what think I have accidentally slipped on and fell up my bum" game? haha"
She responds, "You have _no_ idea what people put up their asses. None. In fact, just this week I had a guy with four frozen hotdogs up there. If your first question is "all at once or one at a time" then you and I are of the same mind. Answer: at all once.
I had been a nurse for about two weeks when I had a patient who put three AA batteries in his penis. You read correctly, he placed them in his urethra. I told him, "your penis is not a flashlight." I remember thinking, I have the greatest job ever!"
I go, "Wow, so three messages in and we've already broken the taboos of saying "bum," "asses," "penis," "urethra," and "fleshlight." That's gotta be like a record or something.
Where do we even go from here?"
Her latest reply, "Whoa, I never said anything about a fleshlight. I said flashlight. I actually had to google fleshlight because I didn't know what it was. So, thanks for the education. Fleshlight aside, I have no idea how we could, or if we'd want to, increase the scatological content of our e-mails."
[/quote]I approve, sounds like a winner to me.
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