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Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - Surf314 - 02-12-2009
I invited yo momma over for sex last night but she said no so I called her fat and hung up the phone.
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - ToiletDuck - 02-12-2009
(02-12-2009, 09:29 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: I invited yo momma over for sex last night but she said no so I called her fat and hung up the phone.
oh come on surf, lol so bad
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - Luinbariel - 02-12-2009
(02-12-2009, 09:29 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: I invited yo momma over for sex last night but she said no so I called her fat and hung up the phone.
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Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - Dave - 02-12-2009
(02-12-2009, 09:29 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: I invited yo momma over for sex last night but she said no so I called her fat and hung up the phone.
haha no one else get that?
its the subtle humor, itl sound better being read outloud
trust me its good.
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - copulatingduck - 02-12-2009
(02-12-2009, 12:09 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=1088.msg66237#msg66237 date=1234448986]
I invited yo momma over for sex last night but she said no so I called her fat and hung up the phone.
haha no one else get that?
its the subtle humor, itl sound better being read outloud
trust me its good.
[/quote]
I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt until I read this:
(02-12-2009, 09:27 AM)Dave link Wrote: your mother works in poor working conditions and is looked down upon by a group of her peers
bitch.
that's even worse than Surf's. Terrible
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - Benito Mussolini - 02-12-2009
Yo momma likes Britney Spears.
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - Surf314 - 02-12-2009
(02-12-2009, 07:26 PM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: Yo momma likes Britney Spears.
Suck up
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - Mr. Face - 02-12-2009
(02-12-2009, 07:26 PM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: Yo momma likes Britney Spears.Hit me baby one more time!
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - K2 - 02-12-2009
(02-12-2009, 02:02 PM)BRITNEYSUCKS link Wrote: [quote author=Dave link=topic=1088.msg66270#msg66270 date=1234458591]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=1088.msg66237#msg66237 date=1234448986]
I invited yo momma over for sex last night but she said no so I called her fat and hung up the phone.
haha no one else get that?
its the subtle humor, itl sound better being read outloud
trust me its good.
[/quote]
I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt until I read this:
(02-12-2009, 09:27 AM)Dave link Wrote: your mother works in poor working conditions and is looked down upon by a group of her peers
bitch.
that's even worse than Surf's. Terrible
[/quote]
No, those are so much better than regular yo momma jokes.
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - x - 04-24-2009
Yo momma was sent to prison by a military court for a crime she didn't commit.
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - Surf314 - 04-24-2009
(04-24-2009, 10:08 AM)Arnies Right Bicep link Wrote: Yo momma was sent to prison by a military court for a crime she didn't commit.
Yo momma was waterboarded and gave up the names of her affairs and favorite sex positions to the horror of her peers.
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - HuckBerryGee - 04-24-2009
yo momma gets tickets for sight pollution.
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - zaneyard - 04-24-2009
(02-12-2009, 10:19 PM)K2 link Wrote: [quote author=BRITNEYSUCKS link=topic=1088.msg66287#msg66287 date=1234465378]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=1088.msg66270#msg66270 date=1234458591]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=1088.msg66237#msg66237 date=1234448986]
I invited yo momma over for sex last night but she said no so I called her fat and hung up the phone.
haha no one else get that?
its the subtle humor, itl sound better being read outloud
trust me its good.
[/quote]
I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt until I read this:
(02-12-2009, 09:27 AM)Dave link Wrote: your mother works in poor working conditions and is looked down upon by a group of her peers
bitch.
that's even worse than Surf's. Terrible
[/quote]
No, those are so much better than regular yo momma jokes.
[/quote]
where are those jokes from, i have heard them before.
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - K2 - 04-24-2009
Yo momma is unable to use the correct pronunciation of the word "your."
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - Surf314 - 04-24-2009
Yo momma likes Yoyo Ma!
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - x - 04-24-2009
Yo momma dreams of electric sheep.
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - Surf314 - 04-24-2009
Yo momma likes a bit of spotted dick in the morning.
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - MrGrey - 04-24-2009
yo mommas pussy is so tight she gave birth to a skeleton
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - sarcasticsteve - 04-24-2009
Yo mamma is uninstalling, brb gonna go give her a hand
Re: Yo Momma Competition Thread - Geoff - 04-24-2009
Yo momma's so ugly, she makes blind children weep.