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Re: - zaneyard - 09-19-2014
(09-19-2014, 06:20 AM)atm0m link Wrote: Underneath the head? Uh, there's a lot of nerves right there. That's definitely a 'for his pleasure' innovation, not 'for her pleasure'Shit so I totally only looked at the thumbnail and thought it was the other way around.
Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - kaese - 09-19-2014
(09-19-2014, 10:00 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=2632.msg281087#msg281087 date=1411137213]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=2632.msg281085#msg281085 date=1411136658]
[quote author=Käse link=topic=2632.msg281077#msg281077 date=1411096015]
I'm getting involved with some orgs on campus this semester besides my usual frisbee and I've just received a very large amount of condoms from a sexual health org to distribute. I'm going to be a condom caravan.
There's one that's supposed to be more "pleasurable" because it has a ribbed pouch on the underside...
http://www.onecondoms.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD2&Product_Code=14002
interesting... (it looks really silly though)
Walk around campus with like a flower basket full of condoms, anytime you see a couple together, offer them one. The embarrassment will be so worth it.
[/quote]
It'll be even funnier if it happens to be a brother and sister.
[/quote]
become the friendly campus condom fairy
[/quote]
Well I had planned to be No Face for halloween this year and give out chocolate coins, but I may just hand out condoms instead.
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - CaffeinePowered - 09-19-2014
(09-19-2014, 12:13 PM)Käse link Wrote: Well I had planned to be No Face for halloween this year and give out chocolate coins, but I may just hand out condoms instead.
Do it!
Re: - StolenToast - 09-19-2014
(09-19-2014, 11:52 AM)HeK link Wrote: Wear wings and bunny *suit.
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Sogo - 09-19-2014
"Hey guys, be careful not to hit the target stand, we've only got the one."
"Don't worry, it's like a quarter of an inch wide, no way we'll hit it."
3 shots later
![[Image: 2xVHHmd.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/2xVHHmd.jpg)
Cut the thing in half with a shot from my Mosin that went off target. Luckily the guy next to us was leaving and donated his cardboard box targets.
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Elder - 09-19-2014
(09-19-2014, 09:24 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Käse link=topic=2632.msg281077#msg281077 date=1411096015]
I'm getting involved with some orgs on campus this semester besides my usual frisbee and I've just received a very large amount of condoms from a sexual health org to distribute. I'm going to be a condom caravan.
There's one that's supposed to be more "pleasurable" because it has a ribbed pouch on the underside...
http://www.onecondoms.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD2&Product_Code=14002
interesting... (it looks really silly though)
Walk around campus with like a flower basket full of condoms, anytime you see a couple together, offer them one. The embarrassment will be so worth it.
[/quote]
make it a video, it will be glorious
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Evil Cheese - 09-19-2014
(09-19-2014, 03:12 PM)Caffeine link Wrote: [quote author=Käse link=topic=2632.msg281091#msg281091 date=1411146835]
Well I had planned to be No Face for halloween this year and give out chocolate coins, but I may just hand out condoms instead.
Do it!
[/quote]
I endorse this idea.
Re: Re: Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - FlyingMongoose - 09-20-2014
(09-19-2014, 07:58 PM)Sogo -{ã¡ã«ã¡ã«}- link Wrote: "Hey guys, be careful not to hit the target stand, we've only got the one."
"Don't worry, it's like a quarter of an inch wide, no way we'll hit it."
3 shots later
Cut the thing in half with a shot from my Mosin that went off target. Luckily the guy next to us was leaving and donated his cardboard box targets.
We did that with my dad's Smith & Wesson 7.62 M&P10Â probably one of the last shots,as it was still standing pretty solid. But there was a lot of that arm gone
Sent from my wireless communicator.
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Coelit - 10-01-2014
(09-19-2014, 12:13 PM)Käse link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=2632.msg281088#msg281088 date=1411138806]
[quote author=FlyingMongoose link=topic=2632.msg281087#msg281087 date=1411137213]
[quote author=Caffeine link=topic=2632.msg281085#msg281085 date=1411136658]
[quote author=Käse link=topic=2632.msg281077#msg281077 date=1411096015]
I'm getting involved with some orgs on campus this semester besides my usual frisbee and I've just received a very large amount of condoms from a sexual health org to distribute. I'm going to be a condom caravan.
There's one that's supposed to be more "pleasurable" because it has a ribbed pouch on the underside...
http://www.onecondoms.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD2&Product_Code=14002
interesting... (it looks really silly though)
Walk around campus with like a flower basket full of condoms, anytime you see a couple together, offer them one. The embarrassment will be so worth it.
[/quote]
It'll be even funnier if it happens to be a brother and sister.
[/quote]
become the friendly campus condom fairy
[/quote]
Well I had planned to be No Face for halloween this year and give out chocolate coins, but I may just hand out condoms instead.
[/quote]
![[Image: pWsBh12.jpg?1]](http://i.imgur.com/pWsBh12.jpg?1)
The taste of Fall and love
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Cineo - 10-01-2014
TIL: Pharell is really creepy in anime
Pharrell Williams - It Girl
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Elder - 10-05-2014
Misconceptions
bananas grow on herbs. Chiquita Bananas confirms it too.
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Cineo - 10-07-2014
Just when you thought you were safe in inhabited populated areas....Australia strikes again....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRddLDynsCs#t=93
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - HeK - 10-07-2014
I want that Holden UTE so badly....
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Cineo - 10-08-2014
Who's ready to pool our money together?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/5700-Games-50-Systems-Complete-Nintendo-Sega-Sets-and-more-Huge-Collection-/221564569633?hash=item3396470821%3Froken2%3Dtf.pRnJhY3Rs.bRg%3D%3D.g.cfb&pt=Video_Games_Games#prclt-vbS1i61R
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - zaneyard - 10-11-2014
So last night for the first time some girl said something about my receding hairline. Is it really that big of a deal to people?
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Kor - 10-11-2014
(10-11-2014, 03:41 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: So last night for the first time some girl said something about my receding hairline. Is it really that big of a deal to people?
Change does not come easily for some. There really are people that want you to stay in the box they created for you - Categorized, separated, labelled... Defined.
I'm getting that from my siblings lately, to which I retort: The Beard demands, and the hairline submits.
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Elder - 10-12-2014
(10-11-2014, 03:41 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: So last night for the first time some girl said something about my receding hairline. Is it really that big of a deal to people?
usually first encounters have a large focus on looks.
If thats not the first time you've met this girl thats fine too. Dont read too much into it.
Your personality can easily win out over your looks. Anyone that writes you off because your not stylish or roguish and good looking can go back to drinking their shitty beer *PBR cough cough* and doing stupid shit before it was cool
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - zaneyard - 10-12-2014
nah i'm not about to get upset about it I was just kinda surprised at it.
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - zaneyard - 10-13-2014
So continuing the story from the drunk thread: I talked to the friend I kissed shortly when I bumped into her when I went to go eat at the dining center; she didn't seem upset or anything but she's ignoring the text I sent her yesterday. So I dunno what to make of that. I was a little bit distracted all day because of it but I don't want to bother her if she doesn't want to talk to me, so I'll just leave it at that for now.
Another story about a girl:
Rollback to like second week of school: walked out of class and this girl was smiling at me. This girl is gorgeous and she was smiling at me in the way that's a little more than a smile. I walked away but made it like 3 steps before I grew a pair and turned around and said hi. We talked for a few minutes before she went into her class. Never ended up seeing her after that class again so I never got a chance to talk to her again.
Forward to Friday: decide to go to the gym in the morning (I never do this) and my neighbor from last year yells at me from behind and I turn around and see her on a bench studying with this girl. Now I'll admit I dropped the ball here but my brain did not recognize this girl from the first time I met her. I just did not connect the threads in my memory together. Anyways, even though I sorta forgot her (not really I had her name written down on my phone notepad for the longest time from the first time I met her), she seemed genuinely happy to meet me. Chatted with the two of them for a little bit, didn't want to keep them though they were getting ready for a quiz they were taking in a little bit. Forgot to ask for her number. Next time I saw her I was still lifting and I didn't want to sprint out of the gym cause I felt like that would be weird.
So I messaged my old neighbor to give her my phone number. She ended up talking to me at a party later that night and giving me this girls phone number instead. So I do the only thing that I felt was a good idea and texted her at 2 in the morning drunk. Well she didn't respond until today. However, I've been texting with her a little bit and she's actually flirting with me. I asked her to get a coffee with me on Wednesday and she said yes!
Only problem is I don't actually drink coffee someone help me. I'm actually going to use this fact in a joke but what should I try(for coffee)?
Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Goffin - 10-13-2014
Just keep it simple.   a regular coffee (medium or dark roast - Dark has less caffeine due to it being roasted longer but has a bold taste). dump some cream in it and if you're sweet like me, don't worry about sugar.  - or - have her order first and just follow her lead