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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Kor - 01-21-2013 Azure Angel: Stunt Double Understudy? Glad to see you're alright <3 Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 01-21-2013 Glad you're alright. Actually it looks pretty good for rolling it that many times. What kind of car did it used to be?  Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Azure_Angel - 01-21-2013 It rolled along the hood, to the amazement of my friends driving behind me. It's funny you say that Kor, the first thing I said to my friend was if she got that on camera. It used to be an '09 Civic DX. I would not hesitate to buy another one. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 01-21-2013 Really glad that you got out of there alive and in one piece. :-X Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Azure_Angel - 01-21-2013 (01-21-2013, 03:37 PM)Didzo link Wrote: Really glad that you got out of there alive and in one piece. :-XI'm amazed I did. The medics that were on scene said I was the least damaged person they've seen from an accident like this. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - k0ala - 01-22-2013 Old loan got sold to collections agencies who never updated my address. Hell-llooo wage garnishment. Edit: I just called the boss and told him I couldn't deal with today. He understood. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 01-22-2013 Poor thing. Mines hiding all alone in the cold in the corner of my garage. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - k0ala - 01-22-2013 It's cool. I picked the motherfucker back up by myself. I gotta use hand signals for the next couple paychecks but it could be worse. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 01-25-2013 lol... laughable series of events revolving around trying to get my student loan payment sent: So, I write the check, put the payment stub and check in the included envelope, seal envelope. Move on to car payment, write the check, put in envelope, seal, "wait, did I put 2012 for the date on that other one?" Open student loan envelope, "well, I'll have to tape it." void that check, write new check, "wait, did I write DEC on that other one?" Open car payment envelope, "I'll have to tape this one too." void that check, write new check. "where the fuck did my tape go?" Scour the apartment for 15 minutes, stop to interrogate the cats on where the hell they hid the tape dispenser, but cats are resilient against verbal interrogation. "fuck it, I'll go get more tape, I can deposit this other check along the way." Scour the apartment for 15 minutes looking for my gloves. They have fur on the inside- cats had hidden one under the kitchen table. The other was in the bathtub. Fucking cats. Go to walmart, acquire tape, deposit check, return home, tape envelopes walk outside- OUCH. I have successfully slipped on ice and am now laying on my back in the parking area. On the way down I messed up the student loan envelop pretty bad, along with both hands and my back. Fuck it. Shove them in the outbox, open my mailbox, acquire mail, walk inside, tear open the one from the department of education "Your application for automatic payments has been approved, your first automatic payment will be conducted on 28JAN2013. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 01-25-2013 are you not using USAA yet? online banking, automatic payments, remote deposits (SASEs or first-in-nation deposit check by iphone app), insurance and credit cards (cheaper rates, auto-pay built in), best telephone customer service (people actually pick up the phone in the first 2 minutes, the first person you get solves 90% of issues), mobile alerts, multifactor authorization even if the place you are paying your bills to doesn't accept electronic transfers, you can schedule USAA to mail them a check every month. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Neptune - 01-25-2013 (01-25-2013, 06:17 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: are you not using USAA yet? I highly suggest using your local Federal Credit Union. Not only is the above true, but the fees are better, too. [/shameless plug] Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 01-25-2013 (01-25-2013, 06:17 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: are you not using USAA yet? I'm telling you, the only part of that Fifth Third doesn't do is the check deposit by phone, and I get about 3 paper checks per year.  I've got some exceptional fucking service out of them, because they don't want me to move to USAA.  That report you get at the end of the year on all your credit charges from USAA?  I get the same thing from Fifth Third. No ATM charges?  Fifth Third Military Banking. Autobill pay?  they do it, I don't use it.  Excellent Customer Service?  One of their reps went looking through every statement I've gotten in the past 2 years to find the charge I had with a certain retailer, then supplied me with the proof I needed to ram it down that retailer's throat.  That call took 10 minutes.  USAA is the king of insurance though.  also investments Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 01-26-2013 TF2 is no longer playable on my netbook. It became an slow, old, bloated fuck who has seen every one of its dreams die. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - kaese - 01-26-2013 (01-26-2013, 01:31 AM)Didzo link Wrote: TF2 is no longer playable on my netbook.truly tragic Hopefully mine won't kick the bucket soon as well. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 01-26-2013 (01-25-2013, 04:46 PM)LT Crow link Wrote: lol... laughable series of events revolving around trying to get my student loan payment sent:my credit union website allows me to send checks straight from my account. I suggest doing that instead of actually writing checks like you're in the 1200s still. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Didzo - 01-26-2013 (01-26-2013, 01:55 AM)Käse link Wrote: [quote author=Didzo link=topic=3709.msg260940#msg260940 date=1359181908]truly tragic Hopefully mine won't kick the bucket soon as well. [/quote] Whoops, seems like I had the NVIDIA GPU turned off. :-X Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 01-26-2013 how do your random un-named credit unions and your 5/3rd bank compare to this? Quote:USAA has consistently received the highest customer service ratings available to financial services companies, including those not in its niche. For its highly rated customer service, in 2002 JD Power awarded USAA with its Chairman's Award,[42] which at that time had been awarded to ten companies, none of them in the financial services arena. Since then, USAA has remained at the top of the JD Power ratings for auto insurance[43][44][45] home insurance,[46] mortgages,[47] and home equity loans.[48]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USAA Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - FlyingMongoose - 01-26-2013 I've honestly been seriously considering it myself as I would be grandfathered in (literally) grandfather. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Chooly - 01-26-2013 I decided to shave off my beard.. why the fuck did I just do that? Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - zaneyard - 01-26-2013 (01-26-2013, 02:21 PM)WoahItsChooly link Wrote: I decided to shave off my beard..I'm sorry bro. RIP. |