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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - loldollas - 01-07-2014

(01-07-2014, 07:40 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg275102#msg275102 date=1389017313]
[quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=3709.msg275100#msg275100 date=1389013492]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg275078#msg275078 date=1388955322]
As of this morning he seems to be none the worse for wear, the little bastard.
classic doge
[/quote]Pretty much. He's quite the ladies' man though, everyone at the Vet's office (seriously both receptionists, the vet, and all three techs) was like "I don't usually like poodles but this guy is super sweet!". Not bad for a 12yo miniature poodle who's got bad teeth and managed to outlive his owner. He's got the 'I waited for you, Fry' look going for him.
[/quote]Motherfucker took a nosedive down half a flight of stairs last night after I got home from work. Pet ER doc says he probably sprained a shoulder. Normally he waits to be carried up and down the stairs, decided to try to take them on his own this time and immediately regretted it.

I'm going to start calling him Mr Magoo.
[/quote]

Jesus. at0m's dog for President 2016

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 01-07-2014

(01-07-2014, 10:16 AM)Funbuck$ link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg275151#msg275151 date=1389098454]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg275102#msg275102 date=1389017313]
[quote author=Funbuck$ link=topic=3709.msg275100#msg275100 date=1389013492]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg275078#msg275078 date=1388955322]
As of this morning he seems to be none the worse for wear, the little bastard.
classic doge
[/quote]Pretty much. He's quite the ladies' man though, everyone at the Vet's office (seriously both receptionists, the vet, and all three techs) was like "I don't usually like poodles but this guy is super sweet!". Not bad for a 12yo miniature poodle who's got bad teeth and managed to outlive his owner. He's got the 'I waited for you, Fry' look going for him.
[/quote]Motherfucker took a nosedive down half a flight of stairs last night after I got home from work. Pet ER doc says he probably sprained a shoulder. Normally he waits to be carried up and down the stairs, decided to try to take them on his own this time and immediately regretted it.

I'm going to start calling him Mr Magoo.
[/quote]

Jesus. at0m's dog for President 2016
[/quote]

Mr. Magoo is the new Karth.  

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumbot - 01-07-2014

No, when Magoo falls down steps it's not funny.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 01-09-2014

I'm about tired of working for best buy

not really an fml but it's something i need to change

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 01-09-2014

No, Zaius.  I'm pretty sure working for literally the devil is a FML.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 01-10-2014

hahaha have i been inducted to a cult?

the pay isn't terrible but i feel i'm not being paid enough for how much is expected of me

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 01-10-2014

Fact: best buy is the devil. 

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 01-10-2014

(01-10-2014, 12:58 AM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: the pay isn't terrible but i feel i'm not being paid enough for how much is expected of me
then ask for more money?

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dr. Zaius - 01-10-2014

(01-10-2014, 12:08 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg275206#msg275206 date=1389333489]
the pay isn't terrible but i feel i'm not being paid enough for how much is expected of me
then ask for more money?
[/quote]

not with pay caps i don't

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 01-10-2014

(01-10-2014, 03:10 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg275216#msg275216 date=1389373700]
[quote author=Dr. Zaius link=topic=3709.msg275206#msg275206 date=1389333489]
the pay isn't terrible but i feel i'm not being paid enough for how much is expected of me
then ask for more money?
[/quote]

not with pay caps i don't
[/quote]

I repeat: You are working for the devil.

I think this technically makes you a demon, but not the cool, soul destroying kind, the lame, imp laborer kind.  You should quit working for the devil.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Hobospartan - 01-11-2014

Was scheduled for an 8 hour shift today, and it turned into a 12 hour shift with nobody consulting me.

Basically I was scheduled to work 12-8, but the manager who was supposed to close had his car break down a few hours away and couldn't make it in in time.  GM asked two other managers if they would mind closing, and both declined.  Meanwhile I (Who already covered a shift for one of those managers because he quote: "Didn't feel like he should work tomorrow") get stuck with closing because I was the poor bastard who was already stuck there. 

It's all good though, they called in someone else to help out!  One of our new employees, who has worked like 5 days total, and is still being trained on what the fuck to do.  All this on the busiest friday my store has had in a month.  I left the house at 11:30 am, and got home at 1:00am, and I'm so fucking frustrated I can't see straight right now.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 01-11-2014

(01-11-2014, 01:36 AM)Höböspärtän link Wrote: Was scheduled for an 8 hour shift today, and it turned into a 12 hour shift with nobody consulting me.

Basically I was scheduled to work 12-8, but the manager who was supposed to close had his car break down a few hours away and couldn't make it in in time.  GM asked two other managers if they would mind closing, and both declined.  Meanwhile I (Who already covered a shift for one of those managers because he quote: "Didn't feel like he should work tomorrow") get stuck with closing because I was the poor bastard who was already stuck there. 

It's all good though, they called in someone else to help out!  One of our new employees, who has worked like 5 days total, and is still being trained on what the fuck to do.  All this on the busiest friday my store has had in a month.  I left the house at 11:30 am, and got home at 1:00am, and I'm so fucking frustrated I can't see straight right now.

"No, I can't work beyond my scheduled hours, I have X to do that can't be rescheduled"

Re: - at0m - 01-11-2014

Yeah, when that happens the GM is supposed to step in, that's what they get paid for.

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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coelit - 01-13-2014

(01-10-2014, 10:22 AM)CPT Crow link Wrote: Fact: best buy is the devil.  
One of his many kingdoms.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Squishy3 - 01-14-2014

My older dog got into a room he wasn't supposed to that's upstairs and caused chaos in that which in turn caused the younger dog that was sleeping with me to wake me up. You know, at 6 fucking 30 in the morning when I'd not been sleeping well (waking up every couple of hours) and now I can't go back to fucking sleep. I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING I NEED TO DO THIS MORNING

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 01-14-2014

Realized I needed to trim my sideburns today, but I was up until 2am baking pies last night and hadn't had coffee yet.

Long story short, I had a beard, then I had a bald spot, then I had a goatee with a crooked moustache, and now I'm back down to just scruff.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 01-14-2014

(01-14-2014, 09:37 AM)at0m link Wrote: I was up until 2am baking pies last night and hadn't had coffee yet.


Stu making chocolate pudding at 4am

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 01-14-2014

(01-14-2014, 09:37 AM)at0m link Wrote: Realized I needed to trim my sideburns today, but I was up until 2am baking pies last night and hadn't had coffee yet.

Long story short, I had a beard, then I had a bald spot, then I had a goatee with a crooked moustache, and now I'm back down to just scruff.

/mourn

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Greatbacon - 01-14-2014

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Goddamn MA paperwork is a fucking cyclical graph of dependencies sometimes.

Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Coppanuva - 01-14-2014

(01-14-2014, 08:37 PM)Greatbacon link Wrote: [Image: fuck_330f81_3049165.gif]

Goddamn MA paperwork is a fucking cyclical graph of dependencies sometimes.

Like everything else in this state.