(10-14-2009, 08:56 PM)darrrk link Wrote: [quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3709.msg118000#msg118000 date=1255571721]
[quote author=darrrk link=topic=3709.msg117999#msg117999 date=1255571315]
[quote author=Mr. Face link=topic=3709.msg116774#msg116774 date=1254876707]
today i accidentally started a conversation about me being a furry and getting a fursuit

it ended with someone showing us an article about a guy being killed by having buttsex with a horse.

(10-14-2009, 07:48 PM)peaches link Wrote: Can I post an awesome old crazy-ex story?

(10-14-2009, 08:45 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: I have a metric shit-ton of homework due over the next week.
Also I have a 6k for crew on saturday. For those of you not rowing-savvy, imagine you and seven other people dragging 1500+ lbs 6 kilometers as fast as you can, and at the end you're not able to even think, much less sit upright.

(10-15-2009, 04:04 AM)Wedge link Wrote: I have scars from my ex.  Like, literal ones.  Because he sharpened his nails like claws.  Yeeeeeeeeah.

(10-15-2009, 08:29 AM)Professor Funbucks link Wrote: I fell down a flight of stairs and woke up with another goddamn scar on my arm.
Fuck yeah.

(10-15-2009, 04:04 AM)Wedge link Wrote: I have scars from my ex.  Like, literal ones.  Because he sharpened his nails like claws.  Yeeeeeeeeah.

(10-15-2009, 07:50 AM)Eschatos link Wrote: [quote author=Tortilla link=topic=3709.msg117998#msg117998 date=1255571151]
I have a metric shit-ton of homework due over the next week.
Also I have a 6k for crew on saturday. For those of you not rowing-savvy, imagine you and seven other people dragging 1500+ lbs 6 kilometers as fast as you can, and at the end you're not able to even think, much less sit upright.

(10-15-2009, 07:01 PM)ThunderStain link Wrote: Yeah this is my top fuck my life story...

One time when me and my ex were having sex, I guess I want paying attention and I came out too far and as I went back in, my foreskin got pulled back too far and it got ripped. Blood was pouring out of my dick as I jumped up and ran across my room to grab a pair of underwear to try to stop the bleeding. I couldn't pee without pain for a week and for 3 months I couldn't jack off or have sex. The day after I tried to beat off and just opened the wound again. Im pretty sure I got some of my dick blood in/on her.

(10-15-2009, 02:09 PM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: :-X

also: I'm guessing wedge doesn't like Vega.

(10-15-2009, 01:49 PM)k0ala link Wrote: So, I've told you that I'm in the furry fandom. I Google myself regularly (even before I went to work at Google) and I realized that searches for my real name came up in these furry web sites. So I did all the right things. I made a blog, got my LinkedIn network up and running, and put my resume up several places, so that I had a business-ready presence. I was ready to get hired... and I was confident that there was a bit of searching to find my furry stuff; my tech-support credentials would come up first.
Then I finally got Facebook. I added all my workmates and high school buddies.
And then, because people care about this shit, someone went back to their photos from Anthrocon 2003 and made sure to tag their one photo of me with my real Facebook name.

Fuck my life.

(10-15-2009, 07:32 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=k0ala link=topic=3709.msg118065#msg118065 date=1255632570]
So, I've told you that I'm in the furry fandom. I Google myself regularly (even before I went to work at Google) and I realized that searches for my real name came up in these furry web sites. So I did all the right things. I made a blog, got my LinkedIn network up and running, and put my resume up several places, so that I had a business-ready presence. I was ready to get hired... and I was confident that there was a bit of searching to find my furry stuff; my tech-support credentials would come up first.
Then I finally got Facebook. I added all my workmates and high school buddies.
And then, because people care about this shit, someone went back to their photos from Anthrocon 2003 and made sure to tag their one photo of me with my real Facebook name.

Fuck my life.