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Re: chat copy pasta - ainmosni - 08-18-2008 (08-18-2008, 09:49 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: [quote author=Dave link=topic=106.msg31648#msg31648 date=1219070839] Fuck duck, he still hasn't figured out how to do a duck in one line of ascii. [/quote] ( ' ' )< Re: chat copy pasta - NiceGuy - 08-18-2008 (08-18-2008, 12:40 AM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: 1:12 AM - NiceGuy||BRB.u||: i probably am going to go to bed soon because no one is playing tf2 Lies and slander. I was talking with you when I got the invite from Ianki and by the time I made that comment no one was playing TF2 on any of our servers, Ianki had moved to a different "non-brbu" server. And as I stated to you already, I am a brbu elitist and refuse to play anywhere else. Also: CopulatingDuck caught a fatal virus from downloading pdf pr0n, he said so! :o Re: chat copy pasta - Surf314 - 09-06-2008 <Riosan> hey td <Riosan> whoa <Riosan> i'm listening to the tv <Riosan> and a door opened <Riosan> sounded exactly like the door opening sound effect on the ship <Riosan> I was like "wait what" <Surf314> did you ready your weapon? <Riosan> there was a guard nearby <Riosan> Re: chat copy pasta - Evil Cheese - 09-09-2008 I had a very interesting conversation with Socks. Hek, your bot it fucking scary. socks, pizza? 16:22 Socks Evil_Cheese: Chicken fingers, pizza, or turkey chilli? 16:22 tdlove_work lol 16:23 Evil_Cheese Some chilly would be good right about now, Socks 16:23 Socks $Socks++ i think socks is far right. 16:23 Evil_Cheese er chilli 16:23 Evil_Cheese Will you make me some chilli, socks? 16:24 tdlove_work chilly willy 16:24 Evil_Cheese Socks? 16:24 Socks Evil_Cheese: So tell me something already. 16:24 tdlove_work Socks box clocks 16:24 Evil_Cheese Socks, chilli? 16:24 Socks tdlove_work: Look though my clocks do that, socks! 16:25 Socks Evil_Cheese: Chicken fingers, pizza, or turkey chilli? 16:25 Mission_Difficult turkey chilli 16:26 tdlove_work Socks doesn't even like chilli 16:26 Socks tdlove_work: We don't even like chilli. 16:26 Evil_Cheese Socks, can I see your Crysis Special +1? 16:26 tdlove_work bullshit 16:26 Socks Evil_Cheese: Then everyone would rather have you not be quite what i'm talking about a 2 for 1 special. 16:26 tdlove_work i like chilli, Socks 16:26 Socks Because you don't like them for you.. I think i know socks. 16:26 tdlove_work ... 16:27 Evil_Cheese Socks, I don't think anyone wants you to talk about a 2 for 1 special 16:27 Socks Evil_Cheese: So anyone going to try for 1 special. 16:27 tdlove_work hahaah 16:27 tdlove_work Socks, depends, is that a 2 for 1 special? or a different kind? 16:27 Socks tdlove_work: I really only a very special level of ceasar 3 before hek gets back to our train to be different here. 16:28 tdlove_work Socks, you have a train?? 16:28 Socks tdlove_work: I had a trade up to me for a train. 16:28 tdlove_work Socks, what on earth did you trade for a train? 16:28 Socks tdlove_work: So did you trade for a train. 16:28 tdlove_work no i didn't Socks, what did you trade? 16:28 Evil_Cheese Socks, Hek traded you for a train? 16:28 Socks If i had to pick me up and trade with the calf of the most part yes. 16:28 Socks Evil_Cheese: That's what you don't want me for a train. 16:28 tdlove_work lol 16:29 Evil_Cheese Socks, I don't have a train 16:29 Socks Evil_Cheese: What you saying you do for a train. 16:30 tdlove_work ya what would you do for a train, Evil_Cheese/ 16:30 Evil_Cheese Dunno, that tricky one 16:30 Evil_Cheese *that's a 16:30 tdlove_work Socks, do you lay tracks? 16:30 Socks tdlove_work: So me being a fucktard and wanting me to 'download a set of my favourite jazz tracks. 16:31 Evil_Cheese You like jazz, socks? 16:31 Mission_Difficult Socks likes jizz 16:31 Socks Mission_Difficult: They made him tone shit down for long. 16:31 Evil_Cheese Do you like jazz, socks? 16:31 tdlove_work usually responses to uppercase s 16:32 tdlove_work responds* 16:32 Evil_Cheese Do you like jazz, Socks? 16:32 Socks I just hope i get all that jazz? 16:32 tdlove_work lol 16:32 Evil_Cheese I'll take that as a yes, Socks 16:32 Socks No fucking socks in the next few day si hope to have a no good stuff. 16:33 Evil_Cheese Socks, does someone have sex with you against your will? 16:33 Socks Evil_Cheese: I didnt want them bothering me on facebook <+surf314> good lord why? <+Fuckduckgetsfuckedbywork> nd? <+Surf314> oh yeah fart to me on the ball and a banana having sex. 16:34 Evil_Cheese Oh jesus 16:34 tdlove_work hahaha 16:34 Evil_Cheese Socks, does Surf rape you? 16:34 Socks Evil_Cheese: I now know a medic and have a 'bate before going to rape me. 16:34 tdlove_work Surf314: oh yeah fart to me on the ball and a banana having sex. 16:35 tdlove_work hahahah 16:35 tdlove_work that's ridiculous 16:35 AllJorge NiceGuyJSK: what is jsk? 16:35 Evil_Cheese Socks, who is the medic? 16:35 Socks Evil_Cheese: If you're authenticated to the medic. 16:36 *** Surf314 quit (Quit: going home) 16:37 Mission_Difficult Socks, the matrix? 16:37 Socks Mission_Difficult: Anyone else like the matrix socks, then maybe you all don't see anyone kissing it. 16:38 Mission_Difficult Socks, whore? 16:38 Socks Mission_Difficult: Prefers the term whore. 16:38 Evil_Cheese lol 16:39 tdlove_work Socks, whore in the matrix? 16:39 Socks tdlove_work: Let a real stinker go while on a matrix. 16:39 tdlove_work hahaha 16:39 Evil_Cheese Socks, is Mission_Difficult a whore? 16:39 Socks Evil_Cheese: It's not difficult to be a whore. 16:39 tdlove_work NiceGuyJSK: JSK is Jealous Serial Killer, oh shi! 16:39 tdlove_work hope that shows up next time 16:40 tdlove_work np: Dream Theater - Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding [10:48m/242kbps/44kHz] 16:41 Evil_Cheese Socks, are you a prostitute? 16:41 Socks Evil_Cheese: You'd be proud of me i can get you a prostitute? 16:41 tdlove_work hahahahah 16:41 Evil_Cheese Socks, no thanks 16:41 tdlove_work that one was really close to a proper sentence 16:41 Socks Evil_Cheese: Yes, i saif homowork. 16:42 Evil_Cheese Socks, did you just call me a homo? 16:42 Mission_Difficult Socks, eat shit 16:42 Socks Evil_Cheese: I work for me is not a homo. 16:42 Socks Mission_Difficult: Oh shit i learned you cant edit tf2 maps faster then the shit for going to eat shit. 16:42 tdlove_work lol 16:43 Mission_Difficult Socks, tell me about the matrix? 16:43 Socks Mission_Difficult: Sorry. I thought you meant you were going to shoot you from the matrix. 16:44 Mission_Difficult Socks, tell me about wet paper bags 16:44 Socks Mission_Difficult: But i heard you the same to us about paper bags. 16:44 Mission_Difficult Socks, fuck you 16:44 Socks Mission_Difficult: I had to make me sound like a retard was watching it right the fuck will i do just start your day?? 16:45 Evil_Cheese Did you just refer to yourself in the second person, Socks? 16:45 Socks Nope. Man: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/edt ===> '''edt''' may refer to: * eastern time zone (north america)|eastern daylight time, observed in the second i got myself a new ladder char on d2. 16:46 Evil_Cheese Socks, a ladder char huh? 16:46 Socks Evil_Cheese: Huh it's a fraction of my char can use vim you can ask him. 16:46 Evil_Cheese Socks, no that's ok I believe you 16:46 Socks Evil_Cheese: Yes socks would be ok to do anything you want me to deal with badwater on #3? 16:47 Mission_Difficult Socks, you always post broken links and i fucking hate you for it 16:47 Socks Mission_Difficult: And all i fucking want to be broken. 16:47 Evil_Cheese lol 16:48 Evil_Cheese Socks, are you suicidal? 16:48 Socks Evil_Cheese: I need to take down a suicidal person is to block a lot more immersive than i wanted to see me covered in ice. 16:48 Evil_Cheese Socks, I think you need to get some help 16:49 Socks Evil_Cheese: Part of me i think was in the help. 16:50 Evil_Cheese Socks, are you telling me you stopped receiving treatment? 16:50 Socks Evil_Cheese: I stopped going to have a very popular hair treatment. 16:51 Evil_Cheese Socks, your mental health is more important than your hair 16:51 Socks Evil_Cheese: 120 Health is more important than your hair. 16:51 Evil_Cheese lol 16:52 Evil_Cheese Socks, you're being evasive 16:52 Socks Evil_Cheese: Turns to george for all intents and purposes of this as well: //mode $me +x. 16:53 Evil_Cheese Socks, what does George have to do with it? 16:53 Socks Evil_Cheese: [George] all me. 16:53 mortal !a alljorge 16:53 AllJorge really likes socks i think alljorge got all the intelligence in your family 16:54 mortal alljorgeeeee 16:54 Evil_Cheese So you like AllJorge, Socks? 16:54 AllJorge may also want to disable any other security programs you may have running. if you know how, you may want to add the ea download manager. please send us the two html files that is located at: c:\programdata\electronic arts\eadm\cache\logs. 16:54 Socks And yes im going to find me to be a result of alljorge socks? 16:54 AllJorge really likes socks i think alljorge got all the intelligence in your family 16:54 mortal "alljorge socks" 16:54 mortal hmm 16:54 mortal bye 16:56 Evil_Cheese an interesting development indeed 16:56 Evil_Cheese ! 16:56 Mission_Difficult Socks, choke on a dick 16:56 Socks Mission_Difficult: You got your dick is like a dick. 16:57 Mission_Difficult fuck you Socks 16:57 Socks And he hates you. He told me what you can socks, yes you are a racist fuck socks. 16:57 Evil_Cheese AllJorge, you know Socks is kind of a whore 16:57 Socks Whore in the real socks might be given after a. 16:58 Evil_Cheese Socks, you're not the real socks? 16:58 Socks Evil_Cheese: Yah, i'm pretty sure i'm gonna get your ass socks. And yes, you're best size is whore! 16:59 Mission_Difficult Socks, have you seen Pan's Labyrinth? 16:59 Evil_Cheese Socks, fuck you 16:59 Socks Mission_Difficult: I kind of character is the day after me back to tf2. Have you seen pan's labyrinth? 16:59 Socks Evil_Cheese: Who the fuck happened to me i should turn the fan on so i don't think about your dick chopped? 16:59 Evil_Cheese ? 16:59 Evil_Cheese Socks, are you threatening me? 16:59 Mission_Difficult i don't think turning the fan on would help you ignore chopped dick Socks 16:59 Socks Evil_Cheese: Not life threatening but you are going around on friday more than 10 minutes, it's not you, it's me. 16:59 Socks Ignore socks, its a tiny hole in the help. 17:00 Mission_Difficult Socks, burp 17:00 Evil_Cheese Socks, you're fucking psycho 17:00 Socks Mission_Difficult: According to negate_lunch, everytime i burp it tastes like shit; i can't drink enough and a latin language? 17:00 Socks Evil_Cheese: I'm feeling a lot of rules of attraction and american psycho. 17:01 Evil_Cheese Socks, you'd better stay the fuck away from me 17:02 Socks Evil_Cheese: Fuck fuck fuck. 17:02 Evil_Cheese Socks, duck duck duck 17:02 Socks Evil_Cheese: Sigh if no duck. 17:05 Mission_Difficult Socks, are you a rapist? 17:05 Socks Mission_Difficult: Part of me not to notice rummy's picture in his last year, she said "oh, you bring great honor to your family. I give you a rapist? 17:08 Evil_Cheese Socks, are you saying Rummy is a rapist? 17:08 Socks Evil_Cheese: Take me to do it teach you a rapist? 17:08 Timepants wow i just read this whole socks busines 17:08 Timepants LMAO 17:08 Timepants not quite as much fun as asking alljorge about nice dick but pretty close 17:09 Evil_Cheese Socks, I don't want you to teach me to be a rapist 17:09 Socks Evil_Cheese: Will you be a rapist. 17:09 Evil_Cheese Socks, NO! 17:09 Socks Evil_Cheese: Yes it's serious business, yes it's competitive but taking it so much hate. 17:09 Evil_Cheese Socks, rape is bad! 17:09 Socks Evil_Cheese: Rape and pedophilia anyone? 17:10 Evil_Cheese Socks, now you're just mocking me 17:10 Socks Evil_Cheese: So its a lot of you you think otherwise you're just mocking me. 17:10 Timepants lol 17:10 Evil_Cheese whoa 17:10 Evil_Cheese that was pretty deep 17:10 Mission_Difficult Socks is meta 17:10 Timepants Socks, I don't think anyone will take you up on your rape and pedophilia offer 17:10 Socks Mission_Difficult: Luin: thats so meta =p. 17:10 Socks Timepants: Anyone want to rape me. 17:10 Timepants ... 17:10 Timepants O_O 17:11 Evil_Cheese I'm tempted to post this whole log 17:13 Mission_Difficult hey Socks, do you like rape in the matrix? 17:13 Socks And set it to me if you like rape in the matrix? 17:13 Evil_Cheese Socks, you're and addict 17:14 Socks Evil_Cheese: I'm have a cs addict. 17:14 Evil_Cheese *an 17:14 Evil_Cheese Amongst other things, Socks 17:14 Socks So socks, you know socks is kind of like a week ban from aim to clear out my secret folder. 17:14 Mission_Difficult i don't want to know what's in your secret folder Socks 17:15 Socks They pay you to use teamwork consistently, i wouldn't need socks from the folder. 17:15 Evil_Cheese Socks, what does teamwork have to do with socks or folders? 17:15 Socks Evil_Cheese: Hey socks what do you do with socks or folders? 17:16 Evil_Cheese Socks, why are you talking to yourself? 17:16 Socks Evil_Cheese: Oh i was just me talking. 17:16 Evil_Cheese Socks, no shit 17:16 Socks Evil_Cheese: This shit makes me want to eat shit. 17:16 Evil_Cheese Socks, don't eat shit 17:16 Socks Evil_Cheese: I don't see a store here called "babies r us" and get a shit load of shit i didn't understad shit. 17:16 Mission_Difficult eat shit Socks 17:16 Socks I wish i could get some information for an hour socks. I don't believe that is due out in a server with the zohan" ala i want to shit on you socks. 17:16 Zaneyard o hi 17:17 Mission_Difficult hi 17:17 Zaneyard do any of you guys wanna play castle crashers tonight? 17:18 Evil_Cheese Socks, you liked Don't Mess with the Zohan? 17:18 Socks Evil_Cheese: Oh, women/girls instead of me wants to mess with the zohan? 17:19 Evil_Cheese Socks, what? 17:19 Zaneyard any takers? 17:19 Socks Evil_Cheese: This lappy wouldn't be using my ramjet alright. <+Versus> oh yeah <+scottyg_pretty_busy> versus: oh yeah... I'll be using my ramjet alright. <+Versus> oh yeah <+scottyg_pretty_busy> versus: oh yeah... I'll be using my ramjet alright. <+Versus> oh yeah <+scottyg_pretty_busy> versus: oh yeah... I'll be using my ramjet alright. <+Versus> oh yeah <+scottyg_pretty_busy> versus: oh yeah... I'll be using it for what it learns 17:19 tdlove_work ...... 17:19 Evil_Cheese socks, what the fuck was that? 17:19 Socks Evil_Cheese: And rusty as fuck. 17:20 Evil_Cheese thats some ScottyG X Versus porn 17:20 AllJorge rockpapershotgun: Mod Creation For Idiots (By An Idiot) - <http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RockPaperShotgun/~3/388023797/> 17:21 Evil_Cheese Socks, you end up get exposed to all sorts of things in here don't you? 17:21 Socks Evil_Cheese: Wake me when you get exposed to all your fingers in your life. 17:22 Evil_Cheese Socks, are you saying my life as been fulfilling so far? 17:22 Socks Evil_Cheese: I didn't see him at all my will power not to talk to your bead body when you finally beat it, it's so fulfilling. 17:23 Timepants Zaneyard: add me for a fun time 17:23 Timepants in castle crashers... 17:23 Evil_Cheese Socks, are you stalking me? 17:23 Socks Evil_Cheese: I like stalking classmates who i know that was me. 17:24 Evil_Cheese Socks, you're a class mate? Which class? How do I know you? 17:24 Socks Evil_Cheese: And a new card would let me have a class in the block off methods would end up with you all. Re: chat copy pasta - copulatingduck - 09-10-2008 02:16 <+ChronomasterK> Wow in me seeing yet again that AllJorge is a whore. 02:16 <+Socks> Ah. *Looks at hek* we've luckily got it talking in the morning gotta get some swatches? I go to cali, can i        get her to say your not at home socks. 02:16 <+AllJorge> that what you say when your gullet is crammed with cum socks? 02:17 <+Mission_Difficult> nice one AllJorge Re: chat copy pasta - Vandamguy - 09-11-2008 this is IRL with kor and vandam Adam: "you have no self control" Mike: "what do you mean 'I have no self control'" Adam: "you have no self control!" Mike: "How does putting ketchup on my toasted tomato sandwich make me have no self control?" Adam: "Wut?" "Can you say that again, into the microphone?" Re: chat copy pasta - rumsfald - 09-11-2008 (09-11-2008, 11:48 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote: this is IRL with kor and vandam What is a toasted tomato sandwich with catsup (korean spelling)? Also, pretty sure I would watch that sitcom. Re: chat copy pasta - Surf314 - 09-11-2008 (09-11-2008, 05:28 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=106.msg38036#msg38036 date=1221151681] What is a toasted tomato sandwich with catsup (korean spelling)? Also, pretty sure I would watch that sitcom. [/quote] As would I Re: chat copy pasta - Luinbariel - 09-11-2008 <FlyingMongoose> Socks go eat a truck <Socks> FlyingMongoose: A) i can't b) you don't want to eat a truck. <Evil_Cheese> lol <Luinbariel> OMG LOL <Luinbariel> i'm posting that Re: chat copy pasta - Geoff - 09-12-2008 Oh jeeze. Read through this entire thing. It isn't the entire chat, but is still pretty good. Some random kid IM'ed me, and just spouted on and on about 4chan. (11:42:58 PM) mushroomdude007: How would you credit yourself to making it? (11:43:03 PM) acedecade: well lets see (11:43:06 PM) acedecade: id take the link (11:43:08 PM) mushroomdude007: I don't understand your logic :O (11:43:12 PM) acedecade: on 4chan (11:43:15 PM) acedecade: you have no identity (11:43:26 PM) acedecade: when you post something, its not to make yourself look cooler (11:43:45 PM) acedecade: because anyone could have posted it, and nobody will know you posted it when you post in another thread (11:43:48 PM) mushroomdude007: I am not trying to make myself to look cooler (11:43:53 PM) acedecade: im not saying you are (11:43:55 PM) acedecade: im just saying (11:44:04 PM) acedecade: when everyone is anonymous, theres a massive motive shift (11:44:15 PM) acedecade: you stop looking at you as a person (11:44:20 PM) mushroomdude007: Wait (11:44:22 PM) mushroomdude007: Stop right there (11:44:26 PM) acedecade: because you might as well look at the person next to you (11:44:32 PM) mushroomdude007: acedecade: you stop looking at you as a person (11:44:36 PM) mushroomdude007: You see (11:44:45 PM) mushroomdude007: There is when you need to start thinking that (11:44:47 PM) mushroomdude007: Maybe (11:44:54 PM) mushroomdude007: You could be spending too much time on the computer (11:45:00 PM) mushroomdude007: And losing a sense of reality (11:45:04 PM) mushroomdude007: But that is my 2 cents Re: chat copy pasta - Squishy3 - 09-23-2008 <AllJorge>Squishy3: so +1 to my hotel and putting my penis in both of my games. :| Re: chat copy pasta - Versus - 09-23-2008 <+AllJorge> Socks: stop being a pansy and come eat some of my crit rockets Re: chat copy pasta - Versus - 09-24-2008 <+AllJorge> Versus_laptop: geoff's background is the center of my ribcage sometimes Re: chat copy pasta - Versus - 09-25-2008 <+Socks> Versus_school: Dave says he is bent over. The horse inserts his penis and you aren't nearly so exhibitionist. <+Socks> Versus_school: Spam = penis meat. <+Socks> exanimo: Ain's penis is critical mass. Re: chat copy pasta - Scary Womanizing Pig Mask - 09-25-2008 Didn't save the chat log so this is just from memory. Luckily it was pretty brief Geoff invites me to a voice chat: Voice chat with Geoff started Me: Geoff, I don't have a mic Geoff: Me niether Geoff ended voice chat. Re: chat copy pasta - Mission Difficult - 09-26-2008 <Mission_Difficult> Socks, you make me hate my life <Socks> Mission_Difficult: I should get out of your life. Re: chat copy pasta - exanimo - 09-26-2008 (02:14:31 PM) Geoff: Why does duck have chanops? (02:15:02 PM) Me: He gave me head last week. (02:15:06 PM) Geoff: what (02:15:08 PM) Me: You wanna give me head, Geoff? (02:15:12 PM) Me: I'll give you ops. (02:15:12 PM) Geoff: ew (02:15:36 PM) Geoff: No thx (02:15:46 PM) Me: Okay, hope you're happy with voice. (02:15:57 PM) Geoff: dick (01:46:22 PM) Me: What Lecture, Ianki? (01:46:33 PM) Ianki: my methods class (01:46:40 PM) DaveAwesome: methoods of what (01:46:40 PM) Me: methods of what/ (01:46:47 PM) Ianki: i've been charged with showing the kids how to use spss (01:46:50 PM) Me: Jinx, Dave, you owe me a coke (01:46:52 PM) Ianki: psych methods (01:47:02 PM) Ianki: but i think i'm going to review stats for a bit (01:47:09 PM) Me: F stats, that shit is easy, (01:47:09 PM) DaveAwesome: *hand gestures* (01:47:20 PM) Me: Dave Dave Dave. (01:47:26 PM) DaveAwesome: thanks fuck. Re: chat copy pasta - Versus - 09-28-2008 <AllJorge> Versus_school: your penis would get visited by jehovahs witnesses hed invite them in the face with a better tool, nor are they given instruction on how to utilize said better tool Re: chat copy pasta - Eschatos - 09-28-2008 Some random woman passes me on the sidewalk, talking on her cell phone: "Who's going to protect Obama from the Mafia? Biden isn't enough!" Re: chat copy pasta - Surf314 - 09-28-2008 (09-28-2008, 07:29 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: Some random woman passes me on the sidewalk, talking on her cell phone: Nice |