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Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - Versus - 08-16-2008
I know
, but apparently he doesn't.
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - zaneyard - 08-17-2008
so third unlock, sandvich or tactical nuke?
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - KarthXLR - 08-17-2008
sammich
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - Luca Shoal - 08-17-2008
Tactical sammich
Re: The Heavy Sandvich Crisis - Ceceil Felias - 08-17-2008
(08-17-2008, 01:22 AM)Fail (Medic) link Wrote: "Good evening, my fellow citizens.ÂPlease. *flicks cigarette, recloaks* Ohohoho.
"This community, as promised, has maintained the closest surveillance of the Valve Heavy update being prepared in its offices in Bellevue, Washington. Within the past week, unmistakable evidence has established the fact that a series of offensive sandvich sites is now in preparation in that imprisoned city. The purpose of these sandviches can be none other than to provide a Heavy sandvich consumption capability against the player population of Team Fortress 2. Acting therefore in the defense of our own security and under the authority entrusted in us by our actual and implied testicles, we have directed that the following initial steps be taken immediately.Â
"First, to halt this offensive buildup, a strict quarantine on all offensive Heavy equipment to Valve is being initiated. All trucks of any kind bound for Valve from whatever nation or warehouse will have found to contain cargoes of bread, meat or other sadnvich accoutrement be turned back.
"Second, we have directed the continued and increased close surveillance of Valve and its Heavy update, and should this update continue towards a sandvich-eating capability, further action will be justified. I have directed the Armed Forces to prepare for any eventualities.
"And third, it shall be the policy of this community to regard any sandvich eaten by a Heavy attacking upon any official or custom map in the server rotation as an attack by Valve on the BRB, Uninstalling community requiring a full retaliatory response upon the offices of Valve."
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - Master Shake - 08-17-2008
So for the achievements, I think valve has done a great job of making them realistic in regular play. Except this one,
![[Image: tf_heavy_kill_heavies_gloves.png]](http://steamgames.com/tf2/heavy/images/AchievementIcons/tf_heavy_kill_heavies_gloves.png)
Kill 10 heavies with The K.G.B.A question I have, how many rounds does it take before the heavy uses $200,000?
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - Versus - 08-17-2008
I don't know, I always run out of ammo. Ask Caffeine, for he's often much Heavier than I.
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - ConsFEARacy - 08-17-2008
(08-17-2008, 10:12 AM)J-Master link Wrote: A question I have, how many rounds does it take before the heavy uses $200,000?
In the "Meet the Heavy" video, he says each bullet costs $200. So, it would take a thousand bullets.
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - Vongore - 08-17-2008
(08-17-2008, 10:12 AM)J-Master link Wrote: So for the achievements, I think valve has done a great job of making them realistic in regular play. Except this one,
A question I have, how many rounds does it take before the heavy uses $200,000?
he says it cost 400.000$ to fire the weapon for twelve seconds, so 200$ might be... i dunno
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - Versus - 08-17-2008
The Heavy doesn't fire THAT many rounds in twelve seconds
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - Fail Medic - 08-17-2008
A Heavy expends his 200 rounds in 21.something seconds.
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - at0m - 08-17-2008
(08-17-2008, 11:41 AM)Fail (Medic) link Wrote: A Heavy expends his 200 rounds in 21.something seconds.200 'ammo units'. If you look at the bullet spray, each one is actually 4-5 (or more, i haven't counted) bullets.
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - Fail Medic - 08-17-2008
(08-17-2008, 02:47 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=Fail (Medic) link=topic=1155.msg31417#msg31417 date=1218991287]200 'ammo units'. If you look at the bullet spray, each one is actually 4-5 (or more, i haven't counted) bullets.
A Heavy expends his 200 rounds in 21.something seconds.
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Well, then it would be 900 rounds in ~21 seconds, but it would then depend on if Valve's statistics monitor checks that or the "ammo unit counter".
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - Spore - 08-17-2008
(08-17-2008, 10:12 AM)J-Master link Wrote: A question I have, how many rounds does it take before the heavy uses $200,000?
Adjusted for inflation in today's day and age to fire the Heavy's weapon for 12 seconds will run you back about $2,500,000. That means that it takes a little less than one second to reach $200,000.
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - Geoff - 08-17-2008
(08-17-2008, 07:48 PM)Spore link Wrote: [quote author=J-Master link=topic=1155.msg31381#msg31381 date=1218985955]
A question I have, how many rounds does it take before the heavy uses $200,000?
Adjusted for inflation in today's day and age to fire the Heavy's weapon for 12 seconds will run you back about $2,500,000. That means that it takes a little less than one second to reach $200,000.
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Correct. Keep in mind that Team Fortress 2 was set in the late 60's.
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - Spore - 08-17-2008
Well, since I've done my part could somebody calculate the value of a heavy sammich?
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - zaneyard - 08-18-2008
well jesus, it's moday. update the damned page
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - Dave - 08-18-2008
(08-18-2008, 06:57 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: well jesus, it's moday. update the damned page
thoose fuckers changed it to monday-ish
they better have an explaination.
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - KorJax - 08-18-2008
(08-18-2008, 07:06 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=1155.msg31815#msg31815 date=1219103873]
well jesus, it's moday. update the damned page
thoose fuckers changed it to monday-ish
they better have an explaination.
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Read http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Valve_Time
It's been updated recently.
Re: Heavy Updates... Next Week? - zaneyard - 08-18-2008
(08-18-2008, 07:19 PM)KorJax link Wrote: [quote author=Dave link=topic=1155.msg31818#msg31818 date=1219104361]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=1155.msg31815#msg31815 date=1219103873]
well jesus, it's moday. update the damned page
thoose fuckers changed it to monday-ish
they better have an explaination.
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Read http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Valve_Time
It's been updated recently.
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my page doesnt say that
edit
oh yay, caching