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Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 04-08-2010 In today's topic, we learn that Surf doesn't touch himself daily. Also, friend got bad bedbugs from a hotel. Some hotel chains are notoriously bad at killing pests. After seeing her bite marks and lesions (which lasted for like 2 months), I don't stay anywhere without ripping off the sheets, pillowcases, lifting up the mattress, and looking under the bedframe. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 04-08-2010 (04-08-2010, 08:03 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: In today's topic, we learn that Surf doesn't touch himself daily. Same. Every time. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - HeK - 04-08-2010 (04-08-2010, 05:00 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: I think I've become a marketing victim and will buy an iPad. FML. Nooo, there are better options that give you more for less! (04-08-2010, 10:21 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg145858#msg145858 date=1270775010] Same. Every time. [/quote] Ditto. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - HeK - 04-08-2010 I had to stay at work until 5pm today because other people can't do their jobs on time and I'm forced to pull their weight for them. Now I have to go in tomorrow as well. Stupid G8. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 04-08-2010 (04-08-2010, 10:50 PM)HeK link Wrote: I had to stay at work until 5pm today because other people can't do their jobs on time and I'm forced to pull their weight for them.Sounds like someone randomly gets to not come in next week. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Gump - 04-08-2010 (04-08-2010, 01:11 PM)lil d link Wrote: i just couldnt live like that, fuck it id live in a motel for a week while the place gets cleaned, jeeesus my skin is crawling (04-08-2010, 11:24 AM)Kor link Wrote: I'll be itching all day. Thanks. (04-08-2010, 11:32 AM)Luinbariel link Wrote: I threw up a little bit in my mouth. (04-08-2010, 11:58 AM)Trick_ link Wrote: ughgughgughgughgughgughg My work here is done. Take comfort knowing that you are almost never more than 6 feet away from a spider. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 04-08-2010 (04-08-2010, 11:07 PM)Gump link Wrote: [quote author=lil d link=topic=3709.msg145766#msg145766 date=1270750287] (04-08-2010, 11:24 AM)Kor link Wrote: I'll be itching all day. Thanks. (04-08-2010, 11:32 AM)Luinbariel link Wrote: I threw up a little bit in my mouth. (04-08-2010, 11:58 AM)Trick_ link Wrote: ughgughgughgughgughgughg My work here is done. Take comfort knowing that you are almost never more than 6 feet away from a spider. [/quote]That just means less other bugs, sounds like a plan to me. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Eightball - 04-08-2010 (04-08-2010, 11:07 PM)Gump link Wrote: [quote author=lil d link=topic=3709.msg145766#msg145766 date=1270750287] (04-08-2010, 11:24 AM)Kor link Wrote: I'll be itching all day. Thanks. (04-08-2010, 11:32 AM)Luinbariel link Wrote: I threw up a little bit in my mouth. (04-08-2010, 11:58 AM)Trick_ link Wrote: ughgughgughgughgughgughgMy work here is done. Take comfort knowing that you are almost never more than 6 feet away from a spider. [/quote] Not so bad. My worst nightmare is waking up to find one of these on the floor next to my bed. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - HeK - 04-08-2010 (04-08-2010, 10:53 PM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=3709.msg145897#msg145897 date=1270785054]Sounds like someone randomly gets to not come in next week. [/quote] Nope, next week I will be at several undisclosed locations doing some unspecified stuff. Think I can get away with 10 pounds of fiber cable in my checked luggage? Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Vandamguy - 04-08-2010 (04-08-2010, 11:27 PM)Eightball link Wrote: Not so bad. My worst nightmare is waking up to find one of these on the floor next to my bed.what the fuckkkkkkk Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Luinbariel - 04-09-2010 (04-08-2010, 11:44 PM)Vandamguy link Wrote: [quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg145903#msg145903 date=1270787261]what the fuckkkkkkk [/quote] Feels bad man Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 04-09-2010 (04-08-2010, 11:29 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg145898#msg145898 date=1270785195]Sounds like someone randomly gets to not come in next week. [/quote] Nope, next week I will be at several undisclosed locations doing some unspecified stuff. Think I can get away with 10 pounds of fiber cable in my checked luggage? [/quote] Yes, this is a great idea. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Gump - 04-09-2010 (04-08-2010, 11:27 PM)Eightball link Wrote: [quote author=Gump link=topic=3709.msg145901#msg145901 date=1270786042] (04-08-2010, 11:24 AM)Kor link Wrote: I'll be itching all day. Thanks. (04-08-2010, 11:32 AM)Luinbariel link Wrote: I threw up a little bit in my mouth. (04-08-2010, 11:58 AM)Trick_ link Wrote: ughgughgughgughgughgughgMy work here is done. Take comfort knowing that you are almost never more than 6 feet away from a spider. [/quote] Not so bad. My worst nightmare is waking up to find one of these on the floor next to my bed. [/quote] Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 04-09-2010 (04-08-2010, 11:29 PM)HeK link Wrote: [quote author=at0m link=topic=3709.msg145898#msg145898 date=1270785195]Sounds like someone randomly gets to not come in next week. [/quote] Nope, next week I will be at several undisclosed locations doing some unspecified stuff. Think I can get away with 10 pounds of fiber cable in my checked luggage? [/quote] We've done it to get high grade weld wire and other goodies through customs before... Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Dtrain323i - 04-09-2010 (04-09-2010, 08:57 AM)Gump link Wrote: [quote author=Eightball link=topic=3709.msg145903#msg145903 date=1270787261] (04-08-2010, 11:24 AM)Kor link Wrote: I'll be itching all day. Thanks. (04-08-2010, 11:32 AM)Luinbariel link Wrote: I threw up a little bit in my mouth. (04-08-2010, 11:58 AM)Trick_ link Wrote: ughgughgughgughgughgughgMy work here is done. Take comfort knowing that you are almost never more than 6 feet away from a spider. [/quote] Not so bad. My worst nightmare is waking up to find one of these on the floor next to my bed. [/quote] [/quote] Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 04-09-2010 My girlfriend had surgery today (wisdom teeth), and I have to work in Baltimore over the weekend. And one of my douchebag sales guys keeps hounding me on a project he KNOWS I can't work on. The same one who's the reason I had to drive back and forth to Baltimore three times in 7 days. I'm so pissed off right now I'm having a difficult time being productive. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - CaffeinePowered - 04-09-2010 (04-09-2010, 10:31 AM)at0m link Wrote: My girlfriend had surgery today (wisdom teeth), and I have to work in Baltimore over the weekend. And one of my douchebag sales guys keeps hounding me on a project he KNOWS I can't work on. The same one who's the reason I had to drive back and forth to Baltimore three times in 7 days. I'm so pissed off right now I'm having a difficult time being productive. Zargon, your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to find Atom in Baltimore, and give him a frosty mug of beer Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - copulatingduck - 04-09-2010 Call douchebag salesguy's mom, visit saying hello from work, bang her. Next time he gives you shit "I banged/fingerbanged your mom" Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - beep beep diglett - 04-09-2010 now you're probably going "duck you're retarded" but i gotta say that plan seems pretty foolproof fuck everyones mom, be invulnerable Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Geoff - 04-09-2010 (04-09-2010, 01:08 PM)lil d link Wrote: now you're probably going "duck you're retarded" but i gotta say that plan seems pretty foolproof fuck my mom, get fucked up |