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You: hekki
Stranger: hi
Stranger: close enough
Stranger: I'm Steve
You: one finger off
Stranger: where are you from?
You: FL
You: you?
Stranger: UK
You: what are your feelings on zombies?
Stranger: I think everyone gives them a really hard time, you know, it's not their fault they're brain addicts
You: I would have to agree on that
You: I always want to know their side of the story
Stranger: at the end of they day, if you stay out of their way, they won't bother you
You: yea most of the time they are pretty happy to just mill about
You: then the living have to screw everything up
Stranger: exactly
You: there should be a dead's rights movement
Stranger: they have such exellent employability as well, slaughterhouse waste management....erm....well still someone has to do that job right?
You: yea
You: they are basically just jehovah's witnesses
You: they go door to door and try to convert you
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: true
You: all it takes is a lobotomy and you are one of them
Stranger: and is that really such a hard thing to go through?
You: not really, how many times have you looked at a cat or a dog and said I wish my life were that simple
Stranger: oh all the time
You: yet a zombie comes around offering just that and its all shotguns and hand axes
Stranger: yea
Stranger: I'm totally gonna go sleep in the graveyard tonight
Stranger: without a helmet
You: you might confuse them though
You: best thing to do is to be black or have premarital sex
You: or seperate your self from a group
You: thats what I've learned from zombie movies anyways
Stranger: what I need is a car with the hood down, a college chick, and a jock jacket
Stranger: then we'll drive up to make out point and just wait
Stranger: if nothing happens I'll try making out with her
You: that would definately do it
Stranger: if you had a choice though, which career would you most likely pursue, zombie or vampire?
You: definately vampire
You: youd stay fresh longer
Stranger: same here
Stranger: I'd really appreciate staying 20 for a few centuries longer
You: who would win between zombies and vampires though?
Stranger: hmm, depends what time of day it is
Stranger: I reckon the vampire
You: could a zombie turn a vampire or a vampire turn a zombie?
Stranger: although are we talking resident evil zombies, or night of the living dead zombies?
Stranger: hmm....we should experiment and find out
You: yea science is really lacking in this field
Stranger: I'll go dig up some corpses and I'll meet you in Transylvania
You: k see ya there!
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(08-13-2009, 12:09 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: the thing i have left to figure out now is "to grow some balls and get laid, or regret not asking every day for the rest of my life?"

(08-13-2009, 12:46 AM)Tortilla link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg105812#msg105812 date=1250140187]
the thing i have left to figure out now is "to grow some balls and get laid, or regret not asking every day for the rest of my life?"

(08-13-2009, 01:12 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Tortilla link=topic=2632.msg105813#msg105813 date=1250142406]
[quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2632.msg105812#msg105812 date=1250140187]
the thing i have left to figure out now is "to grow some balls and get laid, or regret not asking every day for the rest of my life?"

(08-13-2009, 01:19 AM)Tortilla link Wrote: i was helping you decide

(08-13-2009, 02:43 AM)K2 link Wrote: Apparently now you can make any statement light-hearted if you add a big smiley at the end?

I choked a hobo to death last night

This is going to be fun.