(04-29-2010, 11:26 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: There's a local game shop with a sign up sheet. If you're looking for a group, you sign up.

(04-30-2010, 04:59 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: If they're asking you questions about "experience" they'd be too serious for me at least, I've been GMing a zombie pen & paper for a few sessions now and mine always involve beer and health amount of inside jokes for all of us to just simply have fun with. We also hand out random cards each session, here's a few examples


Good Cards:

"Bitch grab the shotgun"
- You now have a shotgun, roll a D3 to determine ammo type (Birdshot/Shot/Slugs), it has one clip

"You don't need to load it, we did that shit for you!"
- The next weapon that uses ammo you find comes fully loaded with some to spare OR you get one instant free reload of any weapon


Bad Cards:

"That's Joke gum, now you're addicted to heroin"
- Roll a D6, for the remained of this session you are addicted to it, should you be unable to get a fix it will persist multiple sessions until you get a fix, if you already have the addiction you roll, roll again
- 1 - Pot, 2 - Alcohol, 3 - Cigarettes, 4 - Cocaine, 5 - Heroin, 6 - Meth

"Maybe the helicopter is made of Chocolate"
- Minus two to all physical or endurance related checks, fatty

(04-29-2010, 11:19 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=3603.msg149741#msg149741 date=1272600934]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=3603.msg149739#msg149739 date=1272600597]
A local D&D group called me up to see if I want to join.


They might not accept me though since I don't know enough and they are all more advanced than me.

Quote:Luin,

We are a group of 8 males ranging in age from 12 - 54.  We play every night, appropriate attire is required; you wear what your character is wearing.  We don't bring books, as you should have already memorized them.  We have transcended the use of dice and now engage in actual combat, with weapons made safe for our level of skill (mostly nerf bats).  Beverages are available, but for a fee.  If you have any other female friends please bring them, we'd like to start introducing Little Johnny to the concept of a 2 gender race, and as none of us have wives/girlfriends and the pizzahut will no longer send female drivers here, the prospect of a female player is quite intriguing.  Hope to hear from you SOON.

Yours In the Faith of the Game,
Lord Dickton Tubuchs.

Quote:-How much 4e dnd have you played?
-highest level character?
-have you dm'd?
-have you played Living Forgotten Realms?
-in a few words, how would you describe your playstyle? i.e. powergamer, roleplayer, realistic, 1st person, etc


That's all i can think of for now. Let me know if you're interested, and don't be intimidated we like new gamers with new ideas I like to run a really fun table where everyone gets to pull off really cool events or ideas a la hollywood. I really llike the look-cool-factor, a well developed character personality and bonus points for puns!

(04-30-2010, 11:26 AM)LT Crow link Wrote: having to argue to get what you're already owed and entitled to is pretty FML.  I'd slowly roast your boss over an open fire pit. 

(04-30-2010, 07:17 AM)Dtrain323i link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=3603.msg149761#msg149761 date=1272621555]
If they're asking you questions about "experience" they'd be too serious for me at least, I've been GMing a zombie pen & paper for a few sessions now and mine always involve beer and health amount of inside jokes for all of us to just simply have fun with. We also hand out random cards each session, here's a few examples


Good Cards:

"Bitch grab the shotgun"
- You now have a shotgun, roll a D3 to determine ammo type (Birdshot/Shot/Slugs), it has one clip

"You don't need to load it, we did that shit for you!"
- The next weapon that uses ammo you find comes fully loaded with some to spare OR you get one instant free reload of any weapon


Bad Cards:

"That's Joke gum, now you're addicted to heroin"
- Roll a D6, for the remained of this session you are addicted to it, should you be unable to get a fix it will persist multiple sessions until you get a fix, if you already have the addiction you roll, roll again
- 1 - Pot, 2 - Alcohol, 3 - Cigarettes, 4 - Cocaine, 5 - Heroin, 6 - Meth

"Maybe the helicopter is made of Chocolate"
- Minus two to all physical or endurance related checks, fatty

(04-30-2010, 10:52 PM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: HEAVY RAIN!
You press X to call out Justin's name.
HEAVY RAIN!
That kid's spine will never be the same.
HEAVY RAIN!
The PS3 still doesn't have a game.

(05-01-2010, 05:14 PM)Funbucks link Wrote: handed filled out at least 30 resumes crappy online applications today.
I swear to god if I don't get a summer job....