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Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - beep beep diglett - 09-07-2009 (09-07-2009, 04:04 PM)SUPER MACHO MAN link Wrote: [quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=2632.msg111958#msg111958 date=1252357244] I'm pretty sure a grow capsule are those sponges that make cute little things when they get wet (hence why he doesn't want them to get wet, lest they expand inside the cake). [/quote] Neonie is correct! And Tim should not be allowed around children. [/quote] why not his bald head seems pretty trustworthy [/quote]The fact that his head is uncovered and in the open all the time is exactly why he should be kept away from children. [/quote] All the man's saying is if your kid's dumb enough to swallow a razor blade then they can at least die being part of a sweet murder mystery at a local library. [/quote] ^truth plus it would teach kids to never trust libraries or books, which is good too Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Mr. Face - 09-07-2009 (09-07-2009, 04:04 PM)SUPER MACHO MAN link Wrote: [quote author=Greatbacon link=topic=2632.msg111958#msg111958 date=1252357244] I'm pretty sure a grow capsule are those sponges that make cute little things when they get wet (hence why he doesn't want them to get wet, lest they expand inside the cake). [/quote] Neonie is correct! And Tim should not be allowed around children. [/quote] why not his bald head seems pretty trustworthy [/quote]The fact that his head is uncovered and in the open all the time is exactly why he should be kept away from children. [/quote] All the man's saying is if your kid's dumb enough to swallow a razor blade then they can at least die being part of a sweet murder mystery at a local library. [/quote] How old are these kids, if they're over 9 then they should probably know better Maybe 8 Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - CaffeinePowered - 09-07-2009 (09-07-2009, 03:56 PM)Scary Womanizing Pig Mask link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2632.msg111932#msg111932 date=1252352634] Not for me >.< Still a 1 Char limit. [/quote] It reset again, fix yoursig before it fucks up again Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Surf314 - 09-07-2009 Dear god WTF is wrong with people. I thought Obama's speech to kids was fantastic. Are people that determined to work themselves in to an outrage over every damn thing this man does? Oh my god Obama peed in a white toilet! This obviously is symbolic of his desire to keep white men down. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Honest - 09-07-2009 (09-07-2009, 08:12 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: Dear god WTF is wrong with people. I thought Obama's speech to kids was fantastic. Are people that determined to work themselves in to an outrage over every damn thing this man does? Oh my god Obama peed in a white toilet! This obviously is symbolic of his desire to keep white men down. Uh he's clearly a nazi. Crazy bitch said so. Barney Frank Confronts Woman At Townhall Comparing Obama To Hitler Repost I know, but Barney Frank is my favorite person this month. Also I just assume everyone who hates Obama is racist till they have decent points. So my entire family is racist. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Totla - 09-07-2009 I finally got a Nigerian e-mail. I am so happy. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Luinbariel - 09-07-2009 (09-07-2009, 08:27 PM)Tortilla link Wrote: I finally got a Nigerian e-mail. I am so happy. Milk it for all its worth! I don't get those anymore. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Surf314 - 09-07-2009 I'm actually pretty pissed after reading Obama's speech. I found it pretty moving. I've been pretty moderate all my life but finding myself increasingly liberal just out of hatred of these people. This article pretty much sums up how I feel right now. http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/9/6/776647/-The-Stay-In-School-Conspiracy-Theory BRB going to find some leather chaps to march in the next gay pride parade, start a soul college and join the people standing on the corner of University and 13th that have all the "try bush and cheney for war crimes" posters. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - beep beep diglett - 09-07-2009 (09-07-2009, 09:30 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: I'm actually pretty pissed after reading Obama's speech. I found it pretty moving. I've been pretty moderate all my life but finding myself increasingly liberal just out of hatred of these people. This article pretty much sums up how I feel right now. oh no honest has brainwashed him Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Honest - 09-07-2009 (09-07-2009, 09:31 PM)diglett link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2632.msg112039#msg112039 date=1252377037] oh no honest has brainwashed him [/quote] Only the first part. Make sure they are assless. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Squishy3 - 09-07-2009 (09-07-2009, 09:30 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: I'm actually pretty pissed after reading Obama's speech. I found it pretty moving. I've been pretty moderate all my life but finding myself increasingly liberal just out of hatred of these people. This article pretty much sums up how I feel right now.Conan had a funny take on this. It goes along the lines of "Tomorrow, Obama is performing a television speech to all the schools in America. Republican parents are keeping their kids home from school so they aren't forced to watch it. Kids have now voted Obama best president ever." Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - CaffeinePowered - 09-08-2009 The louder and faster my co-worker in the next cube over types, the more important the email he is sending is. Right now, he's sending a really really fucking important email Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - zaneyard - 09-08-2009 (09-08-2009, 10:21 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: The louder and faster my co-worker in the next cube over types, the more important the email he is sending is.lol, get a digital sound recorder in his cubical so we can hear it. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - A. Crow - 09-08-2009 The guys in my freshmen dorm told me they could tell how aggravating my girlfriend was being at any given time by how hard I was typing on the keyboard while talking to her on messenger. I had a really freaking loud keyboard. And a really freaking aggravating GF. In other news, i met a Regimental Sergeant Major in the Australian army today. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Mr. Face - 09-08-2009 Tell me if you're having a birthday so i don't have to rush your BirthdayMspaint Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Totla - 09-08-2009 (09-08-2009, 06:43 PM)Mr. Face link Wrote: Tell me if you're having a birthday so i don't have to rush your BirthdayMspaintJanuary 3. Do not forget. Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - Surf314 - 09-08-2009 LOL guess who just sent me their recruitment spam. University of Illinois. Maybe I should consider going there and hanging out with Caff? Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - zaneyard - 09-08-2009 yay having a higher upload speed than download. ilu2 comcast Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - CaffeinePowered - 09-08-2009 (09-08-2009, 07:10 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: LOL guess who just sent me their recruitment spam. University of Illinois. Maybe I should consider going there and hanging out with Caff? I wouldn't call our lawschool top tier (to my knowledge at least), but its pretty good from my understanding, also Champaign is awesome Re: New/Improved Longest Thread - HeK - 09-08-2009 (09-08-2009, 10:52 AM)zaneyard link Wrote: [quote author=Caffeine link=topic=2632.msg112101#msg112101 date=1252423297]lol, get a digital sound recorder in his cubical so we can hear it. [/quote] I printed off a large report from MIT on decoding key-presses from a distance using a directional microphone and specialized acoustic processing software. I left it anonymously on the desk of the chief information officer. I am still waiting to hear what crack-pot, thousand dollar, silenced keyboard we will be receiving. |