The "Fuck my life" thread - Printable Version +- Be Right Back, Uninstalling (https://www.brbuninstalling.com) +-- Forum: General Category (https://www.brbuninstalling.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=49) +--- Forum: General Discussion (https://www.brbuninstalling.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=59) +--- Thread: The "Fuck my life" thread (/showthread.php?tid=10758) Pages:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
53
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
88
89
90
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
117
118
119
120
121
122
123
124
125
126
127
128
129
130
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
145
146
147
148
149
150
151
152
153
154
155
156
157
158
159
160
161
162
163
164
165
166
167
168
169
170
171
172
173
174
175
176
177
178
179
180
181
182
183
184
185
186
187
188
189
190
191
192
193
194
195
196
197
198
199
200
201
202
203
204
205
206
207
208
209
210
211
212
213
214
215
216
217
218
219
220
221
222
223
224
225
226
227
228
229
230
231
232
233
234
235
236
237
238
239
240
241
242
243
244
245
246
247
248
249
250
251
252
253
254
255
256
257
258
259
260
261
262
263
264
265
266
267
268
269
270
271
272
273
274
275
276
277
278
279
280
281
282
283
284
285
286
287
288
289
290
291
292
293
294
295
296
297
298
299
300
301
302
303
304
305
306
307
308
309
310
311
312
313
314
315
316
317
318
319
320
321
322
323
324
325
326
327
328
329
330
331
332
333
334
335
336
337
338
339
340
341
342
343
344
345
346
347
348
349
350
351
352
353
354
355
356
357
358
359
360
361
362
363
364
365
366
367
368
369
370
371
372
373
374
375
376
377
378
379
380
381
382
383
384
385
386
387
388
389
390
391
392
393
394
395
396
397
398
399
400
401
402
403
404
405
406
407
408
409
410
411
412
413
414
415
416
417
418
419
420
421
422
423
424
425
426
427
428
429
430
431
432
433
434
435
436
437
438
439
440
441
442
443
444
445
446
447
448
449
450
451
452
453
454
455
456
457
458
459
460
461
462
463
464
465
466
467
468
469
470
471
472
473
474
475
476
477
478
479
480
481
482
483
484
485
486
487
488
489
490
491
492
493
494
495
496
497
498
499
500
501
502
503
504
505
506
507
508
509
510
511
512
513
514
515
516
517
518
519
520
521
522
523
524
525
526
527
528
529
530
531
532
533
|
Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - A. Crow - 05-22-2010 man, that's cold. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Turtle - 05-22-2010 So after i mowed the lawn i went to the gas station to get some snacks (monster and gummy worms). After getting my stuff and putting it in a bag i biked back home. about 1/4 the way there i heard a loud "clank" noise next to me. I stopped and turned around and found 1 of my monsters (2 for $3 sale ) had fallen out. I picked it up and saw it was leaking at the very bottom of the can. I tried to put my finger on the leak and tried biking home, obviously this was a bad idea from the start and soon began to fall apart. It began leaking again and my bag was now soaking wet (bag around my wrist, same hand holding monster, gravity, etc). I stopped next to this tiny playset area next to the church about 5 or 6 blocks from my house and put my mouth on the leak. After about 5 minutes of this i tipped over the can so it wouldn't leak and tried biking home again. before i could even get out of the church parking lot i heard another loud "clank" noise and noticed my other can had fallen out of the bag. Picked up this one and, fortunately, there were no leaks (just a big dent in it). Threw the bag away and went back to the playset, opened the can of the leaking monster, and chugged all of what was left of the 16 oz energy drink. Biked home with the other monster in my pocket, and the gummy worms in my hand. long story short: chugged 16 oz of monster after a shit storm, learned to always double bag my stuff Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Professor Funbucks - 05-22-2010 that is quite the tale Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Versus - 05-22-2010 graped Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 05-22-2010 memo to tim: get more. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Radio Raheem - 05-22-2010 hey man im just trying to make sure i dont spell a simple word wrong for my entire life. i already got ridiculous wrong until recently Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - beep beep diglett - 05-22-2010 that is definately rediculous, tim Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Turtle - 05-22-2010 update to my last post: I decided that drinking out of a hole in my can was so much fun, that i would do it again... on my couch... an entire flight of stairs from the closest sink. That is probably the quickest an idea of mine went from "Awesome" to "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Black Aspen - 05-22-2010 Turtle, I loved the evolution of your story there. +1. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Surf314 - 05-23-2010 Our second grill has rusted to the point of falling apart. Anyone have any grill buying tips? I need to start looking soon and I don't want this to happen again. The starter housing has fallen apart so I have to start it by match. I think I should retire it soon for safeties sake. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 05-23-2010 (05-23-2010, 07:14 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: Our second grill has rusted to the point of falling apart. Anyone have any grill buying tips? I need to start looking soon and I don't want this to happen again. The starter housing has fallen apart so I have to start it by match. I think I should retire it soon for safeties sake. option a) buy the cheapest one you can get from home depot or wall-mart - 49 bucks or so and plan to replace it every 18-24 months option b) buy something nicer like a swell green egg and store it in a garage Anything in-between is a waste. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - beep beep diglett - 05-23-2010 propane and propane accessories Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - copulatingduck - 05-23-2010 make sure to clean with foil newspaper and/or a bristle brush Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Darklink - 05-23-2010 (05-23-2010, 07:14 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: Our second grill has rusted to the point of falling apart. Anyone have any grill buying tips? I need to start looking soon and I don't want this to happen again. The starter housing has fallen apart so I have to start it by match. I think I should retire it soon for safeties sake.Strickland Propane TV Commercial Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - rumsfald - 05-24-2010 I can see it now, Karth is going to get a film degree and make local market commercials JUST LIKE that one ^ for Strickland Propane. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - at0m - 05-24-2010 (05-24-2010, 05:06 AM)rumsfald link Wrote: I can see it now, Karth is going to get a film degree and make local market commercials JUST LIKE this one v for World of Wireless.worldofwireless (WOW) Commercial - 2007 Wouch Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Surf314 - 05-24-2010 (05-23-2010, 07:44 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=3709.msg153880#msg153880 date=1274660052] option a) buy the cheapest one you can get from home depot or wall-mart - 49 bucks or so and plan to replace it every 18-24 months option b) buy something nicer like a swell green egg and store it in a garage Anything in-between is a waste. [/quote] Yea you are right, we bought something a little nicer this time and it still rusted to shit. We don't have a garage so it looks like we should just go cheap as hell. I really wanted one of the ones with the cast iron grills though :-\ (I was going to get them for this grill but I never got around to it). Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Vandamguy - 05-24-2010 what about putting a fancy cover for your fancy BBQ when yer done cookin ? fancy like water-proof. there must be something like this available. http://tonywu555.en.made-in-china.com/product/EbeQHvgPTxYm/China-Grill-Cover-BBQ-Cover-HS-26-.html perfect for your hicktown. someone will mod your bbq for racing. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - Surf314 - 05-24-2010 (05-24-2010, 10:17 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote: what about putting a fancy cover for your fancy BBQ when yer done cookin ? I live in a hipster commune. That would probably get me shunned. Edit: http://d3svfn6as6o5bl.cloudfront.net/mp/info/samples/florida_3.gif I'm in the blue island in the north middle of the state. Double Edit: fucking lol I just noticed we had the most votes for Nader in the whole state. Re: The "Fuck my life" thread - KarthXLR - 05-24-2010 (05-24-2010, 05:37 AM)at0m link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=3709.msg153938#msg153938 date=1274695567]worldofwireless (WOW) Commercial - 2007 Wouch [/quote] |