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joke thread - matter11 - 07-26-2011
a thread not for videos or pictures (lulz thread), but for finely crafted jokes (and puns).
Chemistry jokes are too played out, all the good ones argon.
Re: joke thread - Spore - 07-26-2011
Does anybody know any good Sodium jokes?
Re: joke thread - zaneyard - 07-26-2011
(07-26-2011, 07:23 PM)Spore link Wrote: Does anybody know any good Sodium jokes?Na
Re: joke thread - Eightball - 07-26-2011
Knock Knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 Who?
You said you'd never forget.
An engineer, a lawyer, and a priest are on a lifeboat at sea with 10 children. The boat springs a leak, and they discover that there are only 10 life preservers. The engineer, being logical, says "Us three are old; the children have their whole lives ahead of them. We should give them the lifevests and drown ourselves." The lawyer replies, "Hell no, I'm not going to die out here. Fuck the kids." The priest pipes up, "Do you think there's time?"
Re: joke thread - Reevesith - 07-26-2011
On a bridge, there's a big moron & a little moron. the big moron fell off why didn't the little? Because he was a little more on.
Re: joke thread - KarthXLR - 07-26-2011
HELEN KELLER JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? [spoiler]They moved the furniture around.[/spoiler]
Did you know Helen Keller had her own playground? [spoiler]Neither did she.[/spoiler]
Re: joke thread - Eightball - 07-26-2011
(07-26-2011, 11:04 PM)Karth link Wrote: HELEN KELLER JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? [spoiler]They moved the furniture around.[/spoiler]
Did you know Helen Keller had her own playground? [spoiler]Neither did she.[/spoiler]
Helen Keller went to town
Riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in her hat and called it HRUAGHARAH
Re: joke thread - matter11 - 07-26-2011
(07-26-2011, 07:56 PM)Eightball link Wrote: Knock Knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 Who?
You said you'd never forget.
merc is coming for you
Re: joke thread - Whendilin - 07-26-2011
(07-26-2011, 11:11 PM)Eightball link Wrote: [quote author=Karth link=topic=5816.msg216603#msg216603 date=1311739478]
HELEN KELLER JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? [spoiler]They moved the furniture around.[/spoiler]
Did you know Helen Keller had her own playground? [spoiler]Neither did she.[/spoiler]
Helen Keller went to town
Riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in her hat and called it HRUAGHARAH
[/quote]
I lold.
Re: joke thread - [SiN] Merc - 07-27-2011
Was gonna post it, but I reached the character limit.
http://longestjokeintheworld.com/
Re: joke thread - Versus - 07-27-2011
Quote: Merc link=topic=5816.msg216623#msg216623 date=1311748439]
Was gonna post it, but I reached the character limit.
http://longestjokeintheworld.com/
god, i remember reading that
Re: joke thread - [SiN] Merc - 07-27-2011
(07-27-2011, 01:44 AM)Versus-pwny- link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=5816.msg216623#msg216623 date=1311748439]
Was gonna post it, but I reached the character limit.
http://longestjokeintheworld.com/
god, i remember reading that
[/quote]
Me too. It was a 4chan thread I discovered. He had to tell the damn thing in 12 parts.
Re: joke thread - Vandamguy - 07-27-2011
im in group 2