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Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - Surf314 - 11-05-2008
Before the next election make your choice. It's going on the ballot.
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - cannedpeahes - 11-05-2008
The Vibrating Man and Mr. Fantastic are a threat to all the rest of us. I'd be out of a job.
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - Surf314 - 11-05-2008
The danger of the Flash must not be underestimated!
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - Vongore - 11-05-2008
having sex with Deadman is necrophilia
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - Ianki - 11-05-2008
Man of Steel v. Woman of tissue.
Also, the tick doesn't think his costume is a costume, so it just might be psychologically damaging for him to try to engage in sexual behavior.
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - Vandamguy - 11-05-2008
cool poll ,
tried visualizing each of these guys gettin their mack on , and put checkmarks next to the ones that would gib a chick tween the legs if you let em at it.
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - Squishy3 - 11-05-2008
The Tick: "I don't know what to do during sex. Is there anything involving the word spoon?" Girl: "Yes. It's called spooning." Tick: "I like it already! Now what do I do during spooning?" Girl: *facepalm*
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - rumsfald - 11-05-2008
1. Why is this list all dudes? When I read comics I always think about doing it with the superchicks. Black cat, catwoman, wonder woman, rogue (dangerous, but hot), storm, jean grey. Are you trying to tell us something surf?
2. Forgot the most obvious inclusion, The Shocker.
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Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - Surf314 - 11-05-2008
I assumed everyone here would think that chicks should have sex no matter what potential unpleasantness.
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - Eschatos - 11-05-2008
(11-05-2008, 08:07 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: I assumed everyone here would think that chicks should have sex no matter what potential unpleasantness.
That, and there really aren't any that would be dangerous to fuck, other than rogue.
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - Surf314 - 11-05-2008
The invisible woman and a mirror would be really interesting.
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - rumsfald - 11-05-2008
Sorry. When I think of superheros I would want to have sex with but might hesitate because of their superpowers, some chicks slip into that list.
(11-05-2008, 08:10 PM)Eschatos link Wrote: That, and there really aren't any that would be dangerous to fuck, other than rogue.
She Hulk?
Mystique?
Nova?
Storm?
Jubilee's orgasms? (pew pew pew)
OMFG Spiral?
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - copulatingduck - 11-05-2008
The Flash would leave a lot of prolapsed colons (pink socks to you youngsters) in his wake. Thus he is the most dangerous.
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - Vandamguy - 11-05-2008
this thread just took a strange trip down the wierdo tubes
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - MrGrey - 11-05-2008
does ghost riders dickhead light on fire and turn into a skeleton as well?
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - Honest - 11-05-2008
(11-05-2008, 09:10 PM)MrGrey link Wrote: does ghost riders dickhead light on fire and turn into a skeleton as well?
No, he just has herpes.
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - rumsfald - 11-05-2008
(11-05-2008, 09:10 PM)MrGrey link Wrote: does ghost riders dickhead light on fire and turn into a skeleton as well?
Why do I get the feeling that the punchline will be "flaming boner"?
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - Blues - 11-05-2008
Some of these make no sense, how is there any possible danger in any of the following having sex:
Ant Man
Colossus
Deadman
Fantastic/Elongated Man/Etc
Hellboy
Night Crawler
Silver Surfer
The Tick
Wolverine
Ant Man just changes size with his SCIENCE, makes no sense since he can be a regular human. Colossus controls his organic metal shit, it's not like he'd orgasm and randomly go metal, and even if he did so what, it wouldn't change the size of his dick, it'd just be a metal dildo. Deadman is dead and couldn't have sex anyways. The stretchers make no sense, they're stretchy but still made of flesh, not like they'd randomly sprout a 6 foot penis because they came. Night Crawler would teleport away? Silver Surfer is the same as Colossus here, he's not metal but he's not volatile either. Tick I don't think would have sex anyways, but regardless, and Wolverine is a normal human, save for healing and claws. Somehow I doubt he'd start slicing up the person he was fucking.
Btw I like comics. Also I voted Torch/Iceman.
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - HuckBerryGee - 11-06-2008
I think the poll's question should be: Which of these superheroes would be the worst to get brutally raped by, from worst to less worst.
Re: Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex - Tragic Hero - 11-06-2008
Could Collosus even have sex? I would assume his chrome plating would prevent little collosus from doing its thing.